Room keys

Room keys

posted on 31 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Damien Plumbridge.
Room key from hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

But I always hear ‘ka-blam!’

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

If you are on a deserted island guest room, the natives called electricity will insist on the being the dominatrix, and will thrust while saying “ta da” in a slight voice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Sum Ting Queer here

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

That #2 in the instructions has the strangest chess instructions I have ever seen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

When lodger goes queen, ‘he’ becomes ‘shi’

algernon
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algernon

Gotta be careful of those natives

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Queen of 30 seconds? Even Henry VIII didn’t manage that!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I wonder how many natives they rub together to make the electricity?

alek
Guest
alek

the customer is queen

Jellychop
Guest
Jellychop

Freddie Mercury slept here.

iLock
Guest
iLock

Singing like Freddie Mercury disturb other guest.
Too loud.
Get out.

timmy
Guest
timmy

Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a queen outta my hat, ka-da!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Dear Instruction!

I am so sorry, You are my friends! for 31 seconds, that invariably involuntarily notunderstand with of nothing, electricity, The lodger the Queen, check queen, mate!

Happy Ka da! *wings*

Costumer

PS: Who is shi?

Stargazer143Orion
Guest
Stargazer143Orion

WTH? x infinity….
I’m going to “close down” INvoluntarily….
((Sing to me, Freddy–please! A nice lullaby, perhaps….)) *whimper*

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

If I’d had known it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have xxxxx my xxxx in the mashed potatoes.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

3. To go to Main Menu, return to 1.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“When lodger goes queen…” Oh, it one of THOSE places.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

ka da ka da ka da OH THRUST ME THRUST ME ka da ka da ka da.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

King for a Day. Queen for 30 seconds.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

3. Insert the key

Chuck
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Chuck

Pulling out of Cambodia is not as easy as it sounds.

RocketCat
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RocketCat

Is this the real life… Is this just fantasy? Using the natives to make electricity…

Conventi
Guest
Conventi

The checks queen, sounds like my wife although she uses my credit card now for shopping…

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

This text inspires me to go creep up behind random people and whisper “ka da” in their ears.

Dude
Guest
Dude

God Save the “ka da”!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Got thrust?

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Pol Pot wrote these instructions before he died.

Brutus
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Brutus

It sounds like you can only use this key for coming out… of your room. KA-DA!!

Lora
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Lora

The queen shi has a lifespan of only 30 seconds, but she outlives all the worker shis who serve her.

GwydionM
Guest

Volunteer within 30 seconds. Or else.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

As seen in “How the lodger cured her majesty’s hysteria in less than 30 seconds”.

Someone1
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Someone1

I certainly hear the “ka da”-voice, over and over. It’s my head throbbing in pain because I tried to make sense of the text.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Marum
Guest
Marum

Goes queen = It’s a “double adapter”!

Marum
Guest
Marum

When we were Boy Scouts, my mate Gary and I used to generate lots of electricity, by rubbing two Girl Guides together.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

This reminds me of an earlier Engrish entry, “f— the empress.”

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

It ain’t over til the native whispers “ka da”.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

Pitching to a niche market.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

“Ka da! This just ain’t your day.”

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

And then I went on to make Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

Marum
Guest
Marum

And Fischer won in three moves.

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

WHOSE voice?

Canadian Lumberjack
Guest
Canadian Lumberjack

They misspelled “logger”

Sean
Guest
Sean

The Yan Shi dynasty only lasted 30 seconds, as the queen closed it down voluntarily. However, it will be remembered for its technological contributions, particularly in employing thrusting natives to create electricity, and the “ka da!” ringtone.

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

Don’t make me use my “ka da” voice!

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