Room keys

Room keys

posted on 31 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Damien Plumbridge.
Room key from hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But I always hear ‘ka-blam!’

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If you are on a deserted island guest room, the natives called electricity will insist on the being the dominatrix, and will thrust while saying “ta da” in a slight voice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Sum Ting Queer here

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That #2 in the instructions has the strangest chess instructions I have ever seen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

When lodger goes queen, ‘he’ becomes ‘shi’

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Gotta be careful of those natives

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Queen of 30 seconds? Even Henry VIII didn’t manage that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I wonder how many natives they rub together to make the electricity?

alek
alek
5 years ago

the customer is queen

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

Freddie Mercury slept here.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Singing like Freddie Mercury disturb other guest.
Too loud.
Get out.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a queen outta my hat, ka-da!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Dear Instruction!

I am so sorry, You are my friends! for 31 seconds, that invariably involuntarily notunderstand with of nothing, electricity, The lodger the Queen, check queen, mate!

Happy Ka da! *wings*

Costumer

PS: Who is shi?

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

WTH? x infinity….
I’m going to “close down” INvoluntarily….
((Sing to me, Freddy–please! A nice lullaby, perhaps….)) *whimper*

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

If I’d had known it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have xxxxx my xxxx in the mashed potatoes.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

3. To go to Main Menu, return to 1.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“When lodger goes queen…” Oh, it one of THOSE places.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

ka da ka da ka da OH THRUST ME THRUST ME ka da ka da ka da.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

King for a Day. Queen for 30 seconds.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

3. Insert the key

Chuck
Chuck
5 years ago

Pulling out of Cambodia is not as easy as it sounds.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

Is this the real life… Is this just fantasy? Using the natives to make electricity…

Conventi
Conventi
5 years ago

The checks queen, sounds like my wife although she uses my credit card now for shopping…

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This text inspires me to go creep up behind random people and whisper “ka da” in their ears.

Dude
Dude
5 years ago

God Save the “ka da”!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Got thrust?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Pol Pot wrote these instructions before he died.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

It sounds like you can only use this key for coming out… of your room. KA-DA!!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

The queen shi has a lifespan of only 30 seconds, but she outlives all the worker shis who serve her.

GwydionM
5 years ago

Volunteer within 30 seconds. Or else.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

As seen in “How the lodger cured her majesty’s hysteria in less than 30 seconds”.

Someone1
Someone1
5 years ago

I certainly hear the “ka da”-voice, over and over. It’s my head throbbing in pain because I tried to make sense of the text.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Goes queen = It’s a “double adapter”!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When we were Boy Scouts, my mate Gary and I used to generate lots of electricity, by rubbing two Girl Guides together.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

This reminds me of an earlier Engrish entry, “f— the empress.”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

It ain’t over til the native whispers “ka da”.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Pitching to a niche market.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

“Ka da! This just ain’t your day.”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

And then I went on to make Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

And Fischer won in three moves.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

WHOSE voice?

Canadian Lumberjack
Canadian Lumberjack
5 years ago

They misspelled “logger”

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

The Yan Shi dynasty only lasted 30 seconds, as the queen closed it down voluntarily. However, it will be remembered for its technological contributions, particularly in employing thrusting natives to create electricity, and the “ka da!” ringtone.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Don’t make me use my “ka da” voice!

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