Service staff

Service staff

posted on 27 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We are honest, however…

Photo courtesy of Pat Saengcharoen.
Found at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

We aim to not please, so please do not aim too. And no bowel movements either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I see it is rude and unreasonable

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Welcome to Club Rude.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The bowing is just for show

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Don’t be fooled by the smile, your all pigs

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Listen carefully so you know if they’re calling you “sir” or “cur”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They’ll tell you where to go, even if you’re not lost.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

sawasdee ka!
Suck what?!!!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Amen.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“You wish to return something?”
“This is how I will smash your family jewels.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The polite staff looks like The Thing with piranha’s teeth and is armed with bombs and bazookas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Looks like they are just going to crap their hands

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This must be Air Canada!

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

They are cute, however, judging from the poster.

Bad noise
Bad noise
6 years ago

At least they look good.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I think she is saying “Guess what I have in my hands! Just how much I care about your problem.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Shark before serving!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

“Eeexcelent!”

GwydionM
6 years ago

We send them on special Anger Mismanagement cources

GwydionM
6 years ago

“This is my estimate of the size of your dick, sir.”

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Looks like she’s preparing for a karate death chop…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

And a Nasty Nameste to you to.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Pressing the hands together is used as a respectful form of greeting, acknowledging and welcoming the spark of the divine in every person, even garbage like you.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Service with an insincere smile.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Call Center: 1-800-BITE-ME

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Of course. That’s the smile of someone plotting, waiting to laugh at your shortcomings.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We will crush your nuts until they are this wide.

Then you can mail them home, so they will be there when you get back.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

1. Oil hands.
2. Rub part between them until firm.
3. WOOO EEE!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s Ok by me. I don’t mind if my lady talks dirty at the right time.

Diddims
Diddims
6 years ago

“You’re ugly, unlovable, and you dress funny. Don’t like what I said? Tough shit; at least you can do something about the last one.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

But they are still MUCH BETTER than the TSA agents.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

She in picture know: All men pigs!

RT
RT
6 years ago

that’s the smile of someone about to troll you

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

She isn’t bowing, she’s pressing her fingertips together while evilly muttering “Exxxx-cellent” like Mr. Burns.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

My tented hands are not a respectful greeting, I’m about to
get martial arty on your arse.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Welcome to Pol Pot International Airport

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

How can I help you, you filthy white man?

KribyMairo12354
KribyMairo12354
6 years ago

What an evil looker

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

The Star-Spangled Britain, anybody?

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Whoops . . . sorry wrong post above.
Thanks for being even more honest than me.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Truth in advertising.

Her hands express that she’s presenting you with a lovely bouquet of all the f___s she has to give regarding your complaint.

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