Service staff

Service staff

posted on 27 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We are honest, however…

Photo courtesy of Pat Saengcharoen.
Found at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (263 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
Loading...

41
Leave a Reply

avatar
41 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
29 Comment authors
SeanPeter (NT)KribyMairo12354Mr. WrongPeter Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

We aim to not please, so please do not aim too. And no bowel movements either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

I see it is rude and unreasonable

Salome
Guest
Salome

Welcome to Club Rude.

algernon
Guest
algernon

The bowing is just for show

algernon
Guest
algernon

Don’t be fooled by the smile, your all pigs

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Listen carefully so you know if they’re calling you “sir” or “cur”.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

They’ll tell you where to go, even if you’re not lost.

Tong
Guest
Tong

sawasdee ka!
Suck what?!!!

timmy
Guest
timmy

Amen.

timmy
Guest
timmy

“You wish to return something?”
“This is how I will smash your family jewels.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

The polite staff looks like The Thing with piranha’s teeth and is armed with bombs and bazookas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Looks like they are just going to crap their hands

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

This must be Air Canada!

JimS
Guest
JimS

They are cute, however, judging from the poster.

Bad noise
Guest
Bad noise

At least they look good.

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

I think she is saying “Guess what I have in my hands! Just how much I care about your problem.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Shark before serving!

A Non-Y Mouse
Guest
A Non-Y Mouse

“Eeexcelent!”

GwydionM
Guest

We send them on special Anger Mismanagement cources

GwydionM
Guest

“This is my estimate of the size of your dick, sir.”

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

Looks like she’s preparing for a karate death chop…

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

And a Nasty Nameste to you to.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Pressing the hands together is used as a respectful form of greeting, acknowledging and welcoming the spark of the divine in every person, even garbage like you.

Chris
Guest
Chris

Service with an insincere smile.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Call Center: 1-800-BITE-ME

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

Of course. That’s the smile of someone plotting, waiting to laugh at your shortcomings.

Marum
Guest
Marum

We will crush your nuts until they are this wide.

Then you can mail them home, so they will be there when you get back.

Marum
Guest
Marum

1. Oil hands.
2. Rub part between them until firm.
3. WOOO EEE!!

Marum
Guest
Marum

That’s Ok by me. I don’t mind if my lady talks dirty at the right time.

Diddims
Guest
Diddims

“You’re ugly, unlovable, and you dress funny. Don’t like what I said? Tough shit; at least you can do something about the last one.”

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

But they are still MUCH BETTER than the TSA agents.

Stargazer143Orion
Guest
Stargazer143Orion

She in picture know: All men pigs!

RT
Guest
RT

that’s the smile of someone about to troll you

Lora
Guest
Lora

She isn’t bowing, she’s pressing her fingertips together while evilly muttering “Exxxx-cellent” like Mr. Burns.

iLock
Guest
iLock

My tented hands are not a respectful greeting, I’m about to
get martial arty on your arse.

Peter
Guest
Peter

Welcome to Pol Pot International Airport

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

How can I help you, you filthy white man?

KribyMairo12354
Guest
KribyMairo12354

What an evil looker

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

The Star-Spangled Britain, anybody?

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

Whoops . . . sorry wrong post above.
Thanks for being even more honest than me.

Sean
Guest
Sean

Truth in advertising.

Her hands express that she’s presenting you with a lovely bouquet of all the f___s she has to give regarding your complaint.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.