We not sorry.

We not sorry.

posted on 5 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Food so good you’ll lose your cool!

Photo courtesy of Rod Kenning.
Found in a Shanghai restaurant.  

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SF
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SF

Translator get sacked.

algernon
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algernon

That’s why he gives the thumbs up

algernon
Guest
algernon

Perhaps it’s a serving suggestion

DrLex
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DrLex

Money back guarantee if satisfied instead.

DrLex
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DrLex

That’s not a thumbs up, it is a thumb smashed with a hammer.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You must be unsatisfied!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I was hungry. Now I get angry.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Others serve with a smile; we serve with a tennis racket.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’ve had that before.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

The problem is that an hour later your calm again.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The Incredible Hulk has his own brand of food?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The gas from the acid beans would make anyone angry. That has to hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Eating NO! Vomiting YES!

GwydionM
Guest

Customer not happy that food give him soar swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

GwydionM
Guest

Customer not happy that food give him sore swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The picture shows what happened to the customer when he got angry.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I wanted to try the acid beans, but the plate wouldn’t stop moving.

Ben
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Ben

Customer tripping on the beans so raising thumb instead of middle finger.

Tong
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Tong

Did you say you want to talk to my manager?!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Well, we are just human beans …

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! (And full of acid beans)

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Oh yeah, I’m angry. I like my dried turnip acid beans with *Canadian* bacon, not fried bacon!

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t worry about your thumb. Everything is better with bacon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s how food gets heated around here.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Customer insert thumb in manager, most painful!

Classic Steve
Guest

Well, when I look at this photo, I do see red….

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our daily specialties:

Example head chopped
Forbid strictlys the stay
Say four-letter word
Relieve the bowels
Taste your family
Confuse-a-chef
Soil restaurant
Step the mind
Whatever
Hear what do not understand in anything
Have a throbbing Christmas and don’t have a rest in the whole year

Lora
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Lora

Maybe costumer preferred bacon baked instead of fried.

Jack
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Jack

This time, we don’t apologise for your incontinence.

Jack
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Jack

Customer get angry, we get security.

Marum
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Marum

Customer think we know f— nothing.

In fact we know f— all.

Marum
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Marum

Inserting thumb without sufficient lubricant, will make your eyes cross.

Robert Coates
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Robert Coates

Must have been the acid beans.

szk
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szk

This must be made of customer returned food

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Customer get angry
Customer get mad
Give me the smallest tip
that I ever had

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Damnit, I ordered alkaline beans! ALKALINE!!!

Marum
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Marum

@A Non-Y Mouse. Brace yourself….Here comes the tip.

RocketCat
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RocketCat

The lethality of the acid beans is sure to cause a heated debate.

Sean
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Sean

Don’t try the brown acid beans. It’ll fry your bacon and you’ll just end up angry. It’s not poison, though; they’re just bad beans. And the dried turnip’s no fun trip, either.

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