We not sorry.

We not sorry.

posted on 5 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Food so good you’ll lose your cool!

Photo courtesy of Rod Kenning.
Found in a Shanghai restaurant.  

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SF
SF
5 years ago

Translator get sacked.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

That’s why he gives the thumbs up

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Perhaps it’s a serving suggestion

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Money back guarantee if satisfied instead.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

That’s not a thumbs up, it is a thumb smashed with a hammer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You must be unsatisfied!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I was hungry. Now I get angry.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Others serve with a smile; we serve with a tennis racket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I’ve had that before.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The problem is that an hour later your calm again.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The Incredible Hulk has his own brand of food?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The gas from the acid beans would make anyone angry. That has to hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Eating NO! Vomiting YES!

GwydionM
5 years ago

Customer not happy that food give him soar swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

GwydionM
5 years ago

Customer not happy that food give him sore swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The picture shows what happened to the customer when he got angry.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I wanted to try the acid beans, but the plate wouldn’t stop moving.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Customer tripping on the beans so raising thumb instead of middle finger.

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Did you say you want to talk to my manager?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Well, we are just human beans …

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! (And full of acid beans)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Oh yeah, I’m angry. I like my dried turnip acid beans with *Canadian* bacon, not fried bacon!

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Don’t worry about your thumb. Everything is better with bacon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s how food gets heated around here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Customer insert thumb in manager, most painful!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Well, when I look at this photo, I do see red….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Try also our daily specialties:

Example head chopped
Forbid strictlys the stay
Say four-letter word
Relieve the bowels
Taste your family
Confuse-a-chef
Soil restaurant
Step the mind
Whatever
Hear what do not understand in anything
Have a throbbing Christmas and don’t have a rest in the whole year

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Maybe costumer preferred bacon baked instead of fried.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

This time, we don’t apologise for your incontinence.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

Customer get angry, we get security.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Customer think we know f— nothing.

In fact we know f— all.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Inserting thumb without sufficient lubricant, will make your eyes cross.

Robert Coates
Robert Coates
5 years ago

Must have been the acid beans.

szk
szk
5 years ago

This must be made of customer returned food

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Customer get angry
Customer get mad
Give me the smallest tip
that I ever had

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Damnit, I ordered alkaline beans! ALKALINE!!!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse. Brace yourself….Here comes the tip.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

The lethality of the acid beans is sure to cause a heated debate.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Don’t try the brown acid beans. It’ll fry your bacon and you’ll just end up angry. It’s not poison, though; they’re just bad beans. And the dried turnip’s no fun trip, either.

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