Creepy Chinese banks…

Creepy Chinese banks…

posted on 1 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Computer

Photo courtesy of Patrick.
ATM located in Chengdu City, Sichuan Province China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You’re looking at me?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

In Soviet China, you put money in the ATM. Big Brother is watching you.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Where is the HAL 9000 style image? Also, it can read your lips.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The bank with very impolite ATMs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Press any key you go away …

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

With square eyes

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I see what you did there…..

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Beware of holes in the walls

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Good. The weeping angels won’t be able to move.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

System saw what Chengdu, and it’s shocked!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

A withdrawl? I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Before I process your transaction: Are those real?

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

It better move its gaze up to my eyes or it’s going to be system of A down.

Chuck
Chuck
5 years ago

Is that a roll of twenties in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Is my neckline that low?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

SYSTEM IS STEALING. PLEASE WAI …

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

@: Seventy2rd o clock
“There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’”

I agree; someone should send out for Chinglish.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Speak closer to the ashtray sir.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Ejaculating on the keyboard, will result in dishonourable discharge, being debited to your account.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you make love to your lady while she is sitting on the keyboard the computer will not be the only thing staring. Also all withdrawls will be cancelled

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Skynet may so begin.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

The inspiration for Big Data’s Dangerous.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

China needs more feminists.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

You want to withdraw $100? My calculations confirm that’ll be a $200 withdrawal fee.

kemi242
kemi242
5 years ago

Scary thing, due to the massive internet censorship in China, the system may be really staring at you.

Someone1
Someone1
5 years ago

Cash machines are like hookers: you touch them in the right places, and then they pay you.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Is there something on my face?

Chuck
Chuck
5 years ago

A Texan takes out money with drawl.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Daisy…Daisy…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The customer gave his name as Mike Hunt, and there seems to have been a misunderstanding.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

The Mike Hunt thing was from “Porky’s”, wasn’t it? (I can’t remember, really, but I do remember laughing about it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Lora Me I hope. :biggrin:

Should be Akid, not Aikd
Should be Akid, not Aikd
4 years ago

*Five Nights at Freridys jumpscare*

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