Creepy Chinese banks…

Creepy Chinese banks…

posted on 1 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Computer

Photo courtesy of Patrick.
ATM located in Chengdu City, Sichuan Province China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You’re looking at me?!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

In Soviet China, you put money in the ATM. Big Brother is watching you.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Where is the HAL 9000 style image? Also, it can read your lips.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The bank with very impolite ATMs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Press any key you go away …

algernon
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algernon

With square eyes

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I see what you did there…..

algernon
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algernon

Beware of holes in the walls

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Good. The weeping angels won’t be able to move.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

System saw what Chengdu, and it’s shocked!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’

timmy
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timmy

A withdrawl? I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Before I process your transaction: Are those real?

Ben
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Ben

It better move its gaze up to my eyes or it’s going to be system of A down.

Chuck
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Chuck

Is that a roll of twenties in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

tadchem
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tadchem

Is my neckline that low?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

SYSTEM IS STEALING. PLEASE WAI …

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

@: Seventy2rd o clock
“There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’”

I agree; someone should send out for Chinglish.

Marum
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Marum

Speak closer to the ashtray sir.

Marum
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Marum

Ejaculating on the keyboard, will result in dishonourable discharge, being debited to your account.

Marum
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Marum

If you make love to your lady while she is sitting on the keyboard the computer will not be the only thing staring. Also all withdrawls will be cancelled

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Skynet may so begin.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The inspiration for Big Data’s Dangerous.

EffEff
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EffEff

China needs more feminists.

Rt
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Rt

You want to withdraw $100? My calculations confirm that’ll be a $200 withdrawal fee.

kemi242
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kemi242

Scary thing, due to the massive internet censorship in China, the system may be really staring at you.

Someone1
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Someone1

Cash machines are like hookers: you touch them in the right places, and then they pay you.

Lora
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Lora

Is there something on my face?

Chuck
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Chuck

A Texan takes out money with drawl.

Filboid
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Filboid

Daisy…Daisy…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The customer gave his name as Mike Hunt, and there seems to have been a misunderstanding.

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

The Mike Hunt thing was from “Porky’s”, wasn’t it? (I can’t remember, really, but I do remember laughing about it.

Marum
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Marum

@Lora Me I hope. :biggrin:

Should be Akid, not Aikd
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Should be Akid, not Aikd

*Five Nights at Freridys jumpscare*

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