Creepy Chinese banks…

You’re looking at me?!

In Soviet China, you put money in the ATM. Big Brother is watching you.

Where is the HAL 9000 style image? Also, it can read your lips.

The bank with very impolite ATMs.

Press any key you go away …

With square eyes

I see what you did there…..

Beware of holes in the walls

Good. The weeping angels won’t be able to move.

System saw what Chengdu, and it’s shocked!

There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’

A withdrawl? I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

Before I process your transaction: Are those real?

It better move its gaze up to my eyes or it’s going to be system of A down.

Is that a roll of twenties in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

Is my neckline that low?

SYSTEM IS STEALING. PLEASE WAI …

@: Seventy2rd o clock
“There’s a typo – it should say ‘starving’”

I agree; someone should send out for Chinglish.

Speak closer to the ashtray sir.

Ejaculating on the keyboard, will result in dishonourable discharge, being debited to your account.

If you make love to your lady while she is sitting on the keyboard the computer will not be the only thing staring. Also all withdrawls will be cancelled

Skynet may so begin.

The inspiration for Big Data’s Dangerous.

China needs more feminists.

You want to withdraw $100? My calculations confirm that’ll be a $200 withdrawal fee.

Scary thing, due to the massive internet censorship in China, the system may be really staring at you.

Cash machines are like hookers: you touch them in the right places, and then they pay you.

Is there something on my face?

A Texan takes out money with drawl.

Daisy…Daisy…

The customer gave his name as Mike Hunt, and there seems to have been a misunderstanding.

The Mike Hunt thing was from “Porky’s”, wasn’t it? (I can’t remember, really, but I do remember laughing about it.

@Lora Me I hope. :biggrin:

*Five Nights at Freridys jumpscare*