Eel be back

Eel be back

posted on 9 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

It’s a slippery slope…

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll have the octopus instead

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be something in the water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My lives is full of eels

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Lives is addicted, and will soon die from it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

My hovercraft is also addicted to the eel section

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

They’re planning to base their whole next album on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, who is Kidney Cool?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

At 34 yuan, it is also addicted to eel section pr0n.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They misspelt Elvis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

He gets a buzz from the electric ones.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

U JELLY?
(a bad pun that UK residents may appreciate)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A nymphomaniac is addicted to the horn section.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

The bloody eel was running around in the pot like a headless chicken!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We recommend the many human lives meel: Barbie grill in high heels. In fact, it’s veally good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you want eels, that’s your business.
If you want to quit, that’s our business.
We’re Anguilliformes Anonymous.

GwydionM
6 years ago

How does it feel
To love an electric eel?
And borrow anything you cannot steal?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“I can eel your pain.”

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I love-a this dish! That’s a-moray!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The restaurant keeps playing the song by Human League “Don’t you want me” over and over.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

C’mon! I’m jonesing real bad, give me some Moray!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

You must go to the Haddock Rehabeelitation Center.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

My story is pretty simple. I started out sharing a few longnecks with friends on the weekends. Pretty soon I needed a conger first thing in the morning, just to function. My wife would find the morays I’d hidden around the house.

Johnny Cache
6 years ago

♪ Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to eels… ♫

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

@Ben
Now that’s funny!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I rather cuddle with the cuttlefish than feel with the eel.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

a.k.a. the eel meal deal

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫When an eel bites your heel,
With those teeth made of steel,
That’s a Moray♪

(Sorry Dino)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. An octopus held up a Service Station (garage)

A police spokesman said; The suspect was three foot tall, greyish, and very well armed.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@Marum: …Lattices interfere and dark bands do appear, that’s a moiré…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Ben. Hahahaha. That is especially pertinent for me. For 19.5 years I was the Computer Engineer here in Brisse. for my company. I worked on Laser Typesetters. Vingettes, moire patterns, pixilisation of Artwork, etc. was part of my job. I started on the film-disk, tyesetters when typesetting changed from hot metal – Linotypes, Intertypes et al. 🙂

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Brisbane Courier Wail, Jan 21 2014.

A young lady who was skinny-dipping was attacked by a six foot eel.

A police spokesman said,; ” By the time the lifesavers rescued her, she was completely “done in”.

Garst
6 years ago

I is so addicted!

Ozayrica
Ozayrica
6 years ago

Join the eels! We have cookies!!!

Brian
Brian
6 years ago

It’s time to join Eel-Anon.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
6 years ago

It’s tragic, really…

mamat
mamat
6 years ago

legalize eels plz!

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

“Eel Section Addiction” was Captain Beefheart’s proposed followup to 1969’s “Trout Mask Replica”.

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

notice : do not attempt to mate with the Eel , try the octopus instead .

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

hasta Eelvista

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