Even the capers have a punch to them…

Even the capers have a punch to them…

posted on 3 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Johan Sandberg.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

swordfish salmon

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

salmon served with goatheads (puncture weed)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just don’t drive over it

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Every time I have Sashimi I can’t breath, I must be allergic to Salmon.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And the salmonella eats the body from inside

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So its more like a swordfish

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I like a fish with a cutting edge

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The body defecates

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Hey! Don’t run with that Salmon!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! I wanted a salmon STEAK, not stake!

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

The salmon’s got a kick!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The annual Bull Running in Spain is now hosted as Salmon Running in Beijing. As it is a new event, many were hospitalized from puncture and running over by salmon.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

And to think that, all this time, I have been trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! Bring me my salmon!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

It looks great. Go ahead and penetrate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Also recommended:

– Fast foot puts ingrowing toenail

– The hedgehog turns off the cello phone

– Chicken burger explodes the head

– Weenie the Poo stares at you

– French flies the crap

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

AKA, a “fishstick”

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

A poem by Salmon Rushdie.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Sam n Ella will get you every time.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It’s not salmon. It’s a Saw Fish.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I don’t know about piercing the body. But. A couple of years ago in Cairns, in Sheridan Street, one wet night after midnight, a 2metre Crocodile came out of a stormwater drain. At the same time a motorist was driving down the road.

When he saw the croc. He stopped and tooted the horn. This appeared to annoy the croc somewhat. It responded by biting his front tyre off.

(Sheridan St is so low, in Cairns CBD area, that on the high tides the water is only a couple of inches below the grating)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

WGHAT!!! It costs 88 bucks to be f—-d by a Salmon???

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

@Marum | 8:16 am : The poor animal was probably only trying to catch a ride. It wouldn’t have killed the driver to give him/her a lift.
Well, it *could* have, but still…! ;-}

Classic Steve
5 years ago

They’re cross-breeding with blowfish just to get back at us.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Stargazer. You like bet?

♫ Never smile at a crocodile,
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin,
He’s just thinking of how well you’ll fit within his skin♪

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Well Bill Clinton is a sponsor for Save The Whales.

But that doesn’t really count.

Bill would be in favour of any species with a blowhole.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I get your point…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Great for those with a “saw inside the cake” fetish…

pmm
pmm
5 years ago

for those who are full of hot air.

RT
RT
5 years ago

and that’s why i’m all about dat bass… no trout

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Reminds me of the Carbonara Idea Powder.

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

It’s a menu salvaged from the Nostromo.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

So this isn’t completely deboned, then?

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

The octopus just oozes on through quickly.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

One of the lesser-known special attacks from Atari’s Food Fight.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Peter What did you say? I’m a little hard of herring.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Salmon Omega-3D coming soon to a theatre near you?

Mark
Mark
5 years ago

even if you take all the bones out?

Airrider
Airrider
5 years ago

Man, it just goes right through me…

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Why sashimi is also known as acupuncture.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I don’t know if she’ll actually puncture you, but Salmon Ella has a tendency to swim back upstream.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Before he passed away, Michael Jackson insisted on always having this dish for dinner every night while touring China. He loved it so much, he had planned to honor it in song with the unreleased track “Pierce My Body Right (Salmon, Salmon, Whoo!)”.

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