Guaranteed wiped until the paper came clean.
Photo courtesy of JayShoe.
Menu found in Taiwan.
Lorem Rectum …
Just hope that yours has been selected.
Could I get a side order of bogroll with that, please? Err, I mean eggroll.
Apparently hog rectums are exported to the Far East:
“Bung, his friend replied. It’s hog rectum. Rectum that would be sliced into rings, deep fried, and boom.”
@Ben Thanks mate. We are two countries separated by a common language. 🙂
Non gradus anus rodentus.
@ sevent 2rd.
I like the one ; The rectum is not above the grammarians.
(Neither was Caesar) ie. Caesar non supra gramaticos.
Or are you implying that the two are interchangeable. 😈
Rectum ex machine = A—holes appearing by totally unexpected methods.
Edit: ex machina.
When you want only the finest piece of ass.
Well at least it’s selected.
Served with dingleberry chutney, perhaps?
Be honest, you’re really not that selective.