Hand picked

Hand picked

posted on 19 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Guaranteed wiped until the paper came clean.

Photo courtesy of JayShoe.
Menu found in Taiwan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Lorem Rectum …

Robert C
Robert C
6 years ago

Just hope that yours has been selected.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Could I get a side order of bogroll with that, please? Err, I mean eggroll.

Craig
Craig
6 years ago

Apparently hog rectums are exported to the Far East:

“Bung, his friend replied. It’s hog rectum. Rectum that would be sliced into rings, deep fried, and boom.”

http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Ben Thanks mate. We are two countries separated by a common language. 🙂

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@seventy 2rd

Non gradus anus rodentus.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ sevent 2rd.
I like the one ; The rectum is not above the grammarians.

(Neither was Caesar) ie. Caesar non supra gramaticos.

Or are you implying that the two are interchangeable. 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Rectum ex machine = A—holes appearing by totally unexpected methods.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Edit: ex machina.

mike
6 years ago

When you want only the finest piece of ass.

Marco
Marco
6 years ago

Well at least it’s selected.

Sean
Sean
6 years ago

Served with dingleberry chutney, perhaps?

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

Be honest, you’re really not that selective.

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