I don’t think he did it…

I don’t think he did it…

posted on 24 Feb 2015 in Menus

I guess I’ll cross the grapefruit off my list….

Photo courtesy of Dennis Kroger.
Found at Japanese buffet.
Japanese says: “Grapefruit Danish” 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It refuses to contain nuts

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But the apricot doesn’t

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The Grapefruits Who Say ‘No!’

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But no grapefruit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And it will maintain its denial, cumquat may.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When it heard the accusation, the grapefruit was pithed off!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Grapefruits denies that they contain flour, milk, egg, nuts because it would have to be a fruitcake to have that.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

grapefruits denies the lies that they dies.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Grapefruits denies any connection to the graph in the net

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The grapefruit wasn’t sure what the Japanese were charging it with because it only understood mandarin.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least contains accepts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Grapefruit denies that it contains flour, milk, eggs and nuts because it’s one smart cookie!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s quite typical that grapefruits denies but that doesn’t necessary mean it does not contains nuts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Grapefruit: Contains no grapefruit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

May contain nuts.
NO! I DO NOT!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When the Grapefruit discovered it was Denies, it emigrates to Finland and becomes “Finished”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The lettuce took the wrap.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Rearrange the letters to Grapefruit N De Ies…more accurate.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“NO FRUIT FOR YOU!”

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Damned grapefruit deniers.

TS
TS
6 years ago

Methinks the grapefruit doth protest too much.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Grapefruits denies. Gropefruits erects.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Grapefruit denied, and people died.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

YOU can’t handle the FRUIT!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Caption is denied at here!

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Oh no, that means they’re going to trot out that tired old “97 doctors” meme.

RT
RT
6 years ago

did the grapefruit hire johnnie cochran?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

If the citrus fits, you must acquits…

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Ok, bill also denied

coffeebot
6 years ago

Does not contain grapefruits

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Your Honor, I plead the figs.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

But we have video evidence of The Grapist breaking and entering…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGV8ju5NJBU

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s gotta be Tony Abbot’s fault.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dura lex sed lex.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If the climate keeps getting hotter, by 2050, all of the worlds capitol citruses, will be submerged by up to 4 feet of grapefruit.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Meanwhile unconfirmed reports allege that the pomelo has been receiving medical attention for grapenuts flakes.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Because of some of the immune-suppressant drgs I take I can no longer eat grapefruit. ;cry: I love grapefruit for brekkie.

Jim
Jim
6 years ago

The pineapple told me that the grapefruit lies.

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
5 years ago

behind the story of “The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Mandarins speaks

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