I don’t think he did it…

I don’t think he did it…

posted on 24 Feb 2015 in Menus

I guess I’ll cross the grapefruit off my list….

Photo courtesy of Dennis Kroger.
Found at Japanese buffet.
Japanese says: “Grapefruit Danish” 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It refuses to contain nuts

algernon
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algernon

But the apricot doesn’t

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

The Grapefruits Who Say ‘No!’

algernon
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algernon

But no grapefruit

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

And it will maintain its denial, cumquat may.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

When it heard the accusation, the grapefruit was pithed off!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Grapefruits denies that they contain flour, milk, egg, nuts because it would have to be a fruitcake to have that.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

grapefruits denies the lies that they dies.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Grapefruits denies any connection to the graph in the net

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The grapefruit wasn’t sure what the Japanese were charging it with because it only understood mandarin.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

At least contains accepts

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Grapefruit denies that it contains flour, milk, eggs and nuts because it’s one smart cookie!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s quite typical that grapefruits denies but that doesn’t necessary mean it does not contains nuts.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Grapefruit: Contains no grapefruit.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

May contain nuts.
NO! I DO NOT!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When the Grapefruit discovered it was Denies, it emigrates to Finland and becomes “Finished”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The lettuce took the wrap.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Rearrange the letters to Grapefruit N De Ies…more accurate.

Classic Steve
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“NO FRUIT FOR YOU!”

Chris
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Chris

Damned grapefruit deniers.

TS
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TS

Methinks the grapefruit doth protest too much.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Grapefruits denies. Gropefruits erects.

timmy
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timmy

Grapefruit denied, and people died.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

YOU can’t handle the FRUIT!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Caption is denied at here!

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Oh no, that means they’re going to trot out that tired old “97 doctors” meme.

RT
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RT

did the grapefruit hire johnnie cochran?

Filboid
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Filboid

If the citrus fits, you must acquits…

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Ok, bill also denied

coffeebot
Guest

Does not contain grapefruits

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Your Honor, I plead the figs.

iLock
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iLock

But we have video evidence of The Grapist breaking and entering…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGV8ju5NJBU

Marum
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Marum

It’s gotta be Tony Abbot’s fault.

Marum
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Marum

Dura lex sed lex.

Marum
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Marum

If the climate keeps getting hotter, by 2050, all of the worlds capitol citruses, will be submerged by up to 4 feet of grapefruit.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Meanwhile unconfirmed reports allege that the pomelo has been receiving medical attention for grapenuts flakes.

Marum
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Marum

Because of some of the immune-suppressant drgs I take I can no longer eat grapefruit. ;cry: I love grapefruit for brekkie.

Jim
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Jim

The pineapple told me that the grapefruit lies.

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

behind the story of “The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck.

iLock
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iLock

Mandarins speaks

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