Kit for Kat

Kit for Kat

posted on 27 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Blair Bowman.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Short-order king wanted

algernon
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algernon

With 43 beans

algernon
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algernon

Likes them tender

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Lord of the Fries?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Chocolate French Fries a la king only available for a short time. Get them while they last!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Nestle’s new product line: chocolate covered emperors. They go well with chocolate rabbits for Easter.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The stir fried emperor totals up to steam.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Those cereal killers finished him …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They should cook him longer. An emperor needs to be tough!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

None for me, thanks. That kind of food is way too rich.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Prince Albert is going to stay in his can.

iLock
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iLock

The Milky Bar Kid found a new hobby…

“The stir fried emperors are on me!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s Alexander the grated.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sorry Charile, Nestle wants potentates that taste great.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Well, it’s true that KitKat has a lot of unique flavors in Japan; I guess this is just one of them…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our six days old Dairy Queen of Scotch

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Emperor penguin ?
“Penguins is practically chicken.”

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

For a short time…that’s why they call him Nestle Quik!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Frank Burns: …. practically chicken…. if you cooked the chicken in cod liver oil. Ugh! I wouldn’t want to eat penguin!

timmy
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timmy

Soylent green tastes much better when covered in chocolate.

Robert C
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Robert C

One chocolate Napoleon to go!

Sparky
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Sparky

That happens if you fiddle around.

Classic Steve
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A new reason to boycott Nestle.

szk
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szk

RRRRRRRRR

(I wonder how many people will get this)

Biff the Understudy
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Genghis Kharamel.

Biff the Understudy
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The Emperor Has No Milk Duds.

Mark
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Mark

they always were a dodgy company

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Hershey broils a prime minister for quite a while

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When you start eating the dish, the servers chant “God Saves the Queen!”

Marum
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Marum

The Emperor has obviously been shanghaied.

Marum
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Marum

Yes. I agree. Most of our politicians should be fried in hot oil, until crisp.

Lora
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Lora

Now introducing Bit-o-finger – crunchy peanut butter with real emperor fingers, mmm!
“Nobody better lay a finger on my Bit-o-Finger!”

Marum
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Marum

Cadbury Schweppes fries him in crab.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@szk: I think they’re filled with re-Morse for what they did. 😉

Filboid
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Filboid

The emperor has no cloves!

EffEff
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EffEff

Found in a shack in Siberia, 1917.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

You can’t cook His Highness slow if it’s Quik.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC. Maybe, “Phil the Greek” shaved her first.

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

Nestle also juiced the Queen for a while.

Sanket Jadhav
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Sanket Jadhav

Emperor is in oven!!

bzbscot
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bzbscot

A Napoleon with an Asian twist.

UCity
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UCity

Not to worry, your Majesty; it’s just… erm… hot oil therapy.

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