Kit for Kat

Kit for Kat

posted on 27 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Blair Bowman.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Short-order king wanted

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

With 43 beans

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Likes them tender

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Lord of the Fries?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Chocolate French Fries a la king only available for a short time. Get them while they last!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Nestle’s new product line: chocolate covered emperors. They go well with chocolate rabbits for Easter.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The stir fried emperor totals up to steam.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Those cereal killers finished him …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They should cook him longer. An emperor needs to be tough!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

None for me, thanks. That kind of food is way too rich.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Prince Albert is going to stay in his can.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The Milky Bar Kid found a new hobby…

“The stir fried emperors are on me!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s Alexander the grated.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sorry Charile, Nestle wants potentates that taste great.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Well, it’s true that KitKat has a lot of unique flavors in Japan; I guess this is just one of them…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our six days old Dairy Queen of Scotch

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Emperor penguin ?
“Penguins is practically chicken.”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

For a short time…that’s why they call him Nestle Quik!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Frank Burns: …. practically chicken…. if you cooked the chicken in cod liver oil. Ugh! I wouldn’t want to eat penguin!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Soylent green tastes much better when covered in chocolate.

Robert C
Robert C
6 years ago

One chocolate Napoleon to go!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

That happens if you fiddle around.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

A new reason to boycott Nestle.

szk
szk
6 years ago

RRRRRRRRR

(I wonder how many people will get this)

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Genghis Kharamel.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The Emperor Has No Milk Duds.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

they always were a dodgy company

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Hershey broils a prime minister for quite a while

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you start eating the dish, the servers chant “God Saves the Queen!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Emperor has obviously been shanghaied.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yes. I agree. Most of our politicians should be fried in hot oil, until crisp.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Now introducing Bit-o-finger – crunchy peanut butter with real emperor fingers, mmm!
“Nobody better lay a finger on my Bit-o-Finger!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Cadbury Schweppes fries him in crab.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@szk: I think they’re filled with re-Morse for what they did. 😉

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

The emperor has no cloves!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Found in a shack in Siberia, 1917.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

You can’t cook His Highness slow if it’s Quik.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC. Maybe, “Phil the Greek” shaved her first.

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
5 years ago

Nestle also juiced the Queen for a while.

Sanket Jadhav
Sanket Jadhav
5 years ago

Emperor is in oven!!

bzbscot
bzbscot
5 years ago

A Napoleon with an Asian twist.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Not to worry, your Majesty; it’s just… erm… hot oil therapy.

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