Ling Long Body Sponge

Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

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algernon
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algernon

Shower juice or branch water you pick

algernon
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algernon

Remember to wipe to wipeaway

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Show’er juice, then hang and dry!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is it I don’t even

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Reco-mmended to use with our Long Dong Shower Ju-ice

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This sponge would certainly be useful after a 69P. 😈

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The last time I was abundant all over I needed a mop to clean it up!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hu knows how Long an average Body Sponge really is …

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Toequal fineand who-le branch water Valentines Day.

GwydionM
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Ling Long and Plosper!

GwydionM
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Wipe to wipeway with Doctor Who-le Body.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hi! I’m Bud and I’m generally pleasant.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Abundant All Over” — in my country, we say “fat girl”.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Shower juice — I don’t even want to know what that is.

DrLex
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DrLex

@Huu Yuu: I think the Japanese have a specific word for ‘shower juice’.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sponge Bob, it’s you! You’ve been doing naughty things.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Ho Long, Ling Long?
– So Long: ————- !

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I didn’t qui-ite unders-tand that who-le thing.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Only if its fresh squeezed shower juice.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Get a Ling Long for your ding dong, keep clean.

TS
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TS

For cunning “ling”-uists with “long” tongues.

Chris
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Chris

@TS: As long as you’re not too fussy. Then you’d be an anal linguist.

Marum
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Marum

OH! I thought it was a >>>>>>>>>>>>> ? Never mind.

Marum
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Marum

I had a “happy” last night, and even the sponge could not wipe the smile off my face in the morning.

Filboid
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Filboid

Sorry, I don’t know how to filexibly – I’ll just filealphabetically.

Filboid
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Filboid

Aaahhhh! …69p in the shower!! Does that include bath VAT?

Lora
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Lora

Getting clean never sounded so dirty.

Especially if you imagine the Engrish being spoken by someone while they’re using the sponge.

Tom41
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Tom41

I always need a Warm Prompt before taking a shower, particularly when I forget the shower juice!

timmy
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timmy

My wife and I mixed branch water and shower juice, now we have a very pleasant son named Bud.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Wa-rm pro-mpt:
MA-DE IN CHI-NA.
Use at you-r own ri-sk

Geno
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Geno

Can you use it on your Ling Long?

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Hyphenation: you’re doing it wrong.

Biff the Understudy
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♫ Ling Long, the witch is dead ♫

iLock
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iLock

I think the writer had way too much pleasant bud that day

Sean
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Sean

Ling Long the Bath Sponge is my favorite radio shock-jock.

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