Ling Long Body Sponge

Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Shower juice or branch water you pick

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Remember to wipe to wipeaway

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Show’er juice, then hang and dry!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Is it I don’t even

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Reco-mmended to use with our Long Dong Shower Ju-ice

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This sponge would certainly be useful after a 69P. 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The last time I was abundant all over I needed a mop to clean it up!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hu knows how Long an average Body Sponge really is …

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

Toequal fineand who-le branch water Valentines Day.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Ling Long and Plosper!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Wipe to wipeway with Doctor Who-le Body.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Hi! I’m Bud and I’m generally pleasant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Abundant All Over” — in my country, we say “fat girl”.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Shower juice — I don’t even want to know what that is.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu: I think the Japanese have a specific word for ‘shower juice’.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sponge Bob, it’s you! You’ve been doing naughty things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Ho Long, Ling Long?
– So Long: ————- !

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I didn’t qui-ite unders-tand that who-le thing.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Only if its fresh squeezed shower juice.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Get a Ling Long for your ding dong, keep clean.

TS
TS
6 years ago

For cunning “ling”-uists with “long” tongues.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

@TS: As long as you’re not too fussy. Then you’d be an anal linguist.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OH! I thought it was a >>>>>>>>>>>>> ? Never mind.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I had a “happy” last night, and even the sponge could not wipe the smile off my face in the morning.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Sorry, I don’t know how to filexibly – I’ll just filealphabetically.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Aaahhhh! …69p in the shower!! Does that include bath VAT?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Getting clean never sounded so dirty.

Especially if you imagine the Engrish being spoken by someone while they’re using the sponge.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

I always need a Warm Prompt before taking a shower, particularly when I forget the shower juice!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

My wife and I mixed branch water and shower juice, now we have a very pleasant son named Bud.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Wa-rm pro-mpt:
MA-DE IN CHI-NA.
Use at you-r own ri-sk

Geno
Geno
6 years ago

Can you use it on your Ling Long?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Hyphenation: you’re doing it wrong.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

♫ Ling Long, the witch is dead ♫

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I think the writer had way too much pleasant bud that day

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Ling Long the Bath Sponge is my favorite radio shock-jock.

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