Maria made the best pork.

Maria made the best pork.

posted on 5 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

I love this dish, but not enough to marry it.

Photo courtesy of Angela Matthews.
Menu spotted in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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algernon
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algernon

This is what happens after she took the letter

algernon
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algernon

So is maria the pig

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Ave Deep Fried Maaariiiiiaaaaa!!!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The pig, Maria, got married in the sun and then got deep fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This happens when you Mary Christmas.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

She was such a nice grill …

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Tell me about your three-legged pig.

“Maria is a very special pig. She fetches my slippers and tucks in bed at night. And she has save my life several times. Once, she woke me up when the house was on fire. And another time, she rushed a home invader and chased him away.”

So why does she have three legs?

“Maria is a very special pig. You don’t eat special pigs all at once.”

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

The great thing about marrying a pig is you can eat it when the marriage goes stale.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Ned? Ned Beatty? Is that you?

Are you OK?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Deliverance: the Director’s Cut

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” – The Sound of Music.

Answer: By deep frying her.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mary in Thailand

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“How do you fry a sun bride like Maria?”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Maria! I just ate a girl named Maria! ♫

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

The new hit song (and new dance craze) from Psy.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Maria! I’m in love with a cut named Maria!

GwydionM
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Maria Maria Maria!
I’ve just met a pig called Maria!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Maria? Can’t you squeak English?
– Yes! I am!

Biff the Understudy
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Thai — the world’s most efficient language. That much meaning packed into only three syllables!

Classic Steve
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Of all the horny gods, Apollo had the worst taste.

Red Apocalypse
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Red Apocalypse

Poor Maria, Richter gonna cry

timmy
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timmy

I’m so confused now,
If his secretary was a pig, how could she type?

RT
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RT

prepare to… fry?

Tim
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Tim

Maria won’t be a bride until pigs fry.

Someone1
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Someone1

I said I wanted my pork marinated, not married!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ll stick with West Side Story. This East Side Story is way too weird.

EffEff
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EffEff

Maria the Goose, meet Maria the Pig.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Does the space program use pigs now?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Don’t tell PETA

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I thought she was a lamp

Marum
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Marum

That sure is one way of solving a problem like Maria.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC Sori tumas wantok.

Marum
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Marum

Just don’t ask for Prik Nam Pla with that.

Kioku
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Kioku

After the beautiful pig Maria married the sun and went on their honeymoon something had to be done to make the tragedy not a complete waste.

Sue
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Sue

“She’s always late for chapel, but her penitence is real
She’s always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Maria’s not an asset to the abbey

I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?”

Well somebody found a way.

Read more: The Sound Of Music – Maria (The Nuns) Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Sean
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Sean

She’s married to slow-talking Walter, the fire engine guy. (No additional points for knowing the reference. )

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