Maria made the best pork.

Maria made the best pork.

posted on 5 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

I love this dish, but not enough to marry it.

Photo courtesy of Angela Matthews.
Menu spotted in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

This is what happens after she took the letter

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So is maria the pig

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Ave Deep Fried Maaariiiiiaaaaa!!!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The pig, Maria, got married in the sun and then got deep fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

This happens when you Mary Christmas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

She was such a nice grill …

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Tell me about your three-legged pig.

“Maria is a very special pig. She fetches my slippers and tucks in bed at night. And she has save my life several times. Once, she woke me up when the house was on fire. And another time, she rushed a home invader and chased him away.”

So why does she have three legs?

“Maria is a very special pig. You don’t eat special pigs all at once.”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

The great thing about marrying a pig is you can eat it when the marriage goes stale.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Ned? Ned Beatty? Is that you?

Are you OK?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Deliverance: the Director’s Cut

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” – The Sound of Music.

Answer: By deep frying her.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mary in Thailand

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“How do you fry a sun bride like Maria?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

♫ Maria! I just ate a girl named Maria! ♫

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

The new hit song (and new dance craze) from Psy.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Maria! I’m in love with a cut named Maria!

GwydionM
5 years ago

Maria Maria Maria!
I’ve just met a pig called Maria!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Maria? Can’t you squeak English?
– Yes! I am!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Thai — the world’s most efficient language. That much meaning packed into only three syllables!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Of all the horny gods, Apollo had the worst taste.

Red Apocalypse
Red Apocalypse
5 years ago

Poor Maria, Richter gonna cry

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I’m so confused now,
If his secretary was a pig, how could she type?

RT
RT
5 years ago

prepare to… fry?

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

Maria won’t be a bride until pigs fry.

Someone1
Someone1
5 years ago

I said I wanted my pork marinated, not married!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’ll stick with West Side Story. This East Side Story is way too weird.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Maria the Goose, meet Maria the Pig.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Does the space program use pigs now?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Don’t tell PETA

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I thought she was a lamp

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

That sure is one way of solving a problem like Maria.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@BFC Sori tumas wantok.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Just don’t ask for Prik Nam Pla with that.

Kioku
Kioku
5 years ago

After the beautiful pig Maria married the sun and went on their honeymoon something had to be done to make the tragedy not a complete waste.

Sue
Sue
5 years ago

“She’s always late for chapel, but her penitence is real
She’s always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Maria’s not an asset to the abbey

I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?”

Well somebody found a way.

Read more: The Sound Of Music – Maria (The Nuns) Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

She’s married to slow-talking Walter, the fire engine guy. (No additional points for knowing the reference. )

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