Please use in the restroom

Please use in the restroom

posted on 2 Feb 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Santo Prattico.
Found in a Walmart in Shenzhen, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Leather? Defecation? Sounds like bullsh#t to me!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

May I use your restroom? I need to decorate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

In case it’s defective, please use a toilet pepper

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

No sh*t!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The defecate meterial gives the leather a nice brown color.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

*material

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Leather Cleaning Cream … the effective and efficient way to help you defecate.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For that quality brown look

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A smell you’ll remember

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I think they misunderstood the term “butt leather”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I use it regularly every time after I crap my hands.

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

The skin on your bottom is a bit rough. do you want some cream?

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

I take it the color samples are our options for what color of toilet seat we choose.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Your boots look like crap.
(Just in time for Rodeo season.)

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Laxatives these days surely are multifunctional.

SF
SF
5 years ago

I ate a spoon of this stuff. Works as advertised.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Endorsed by Mr. Hankey.

szk
szk
5 years ago

Makes your poo like ribbons of leather

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Best after Turdsday

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

The efficiency of an old-fashioned tannery in the comfort of your own home!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

An absolute necessity if you have a leather-upholstered toilet seat.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

I always clean my hide with hide!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

So that’s where they get naugahide from.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Especially effective and efficient functions for fried lamp skin

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Dear eminent Sirs.

I used your excellent “Feather Cleaning Cream” on my pet duck a week ago. It sunk like a stone, and has not yet resurfaced.

I respectfully request a refund, and the replacement of my pet duck with a similar one.

Respectfuly: Daisy.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Use this product, and you will soon be shipping bricks.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Now that explains the odour and colour of leather (!!)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Timmy. What do they do with all the skinless Naugas?

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream!

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

Why use shampoo to clean your leather when use REAL Poo?

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

The cream is not meant for your not naugahyde, but your bog-a-hide.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

*strike the second “not” above.

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