Please use in the restroom

Please use in the restroom

posted on 2 Feb 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Santo Prattico.
Found in a Walmart in Shenzhen, China.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Leather? Defecation? Sounds like bullsh#t to me!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

May I use your restroom? I need to decorate.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In case it’s defective, please use a toilet pepper

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No sh*t!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The defecate meterial gives the leather a nice brown color.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

*material

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Leather Cleaning Cream … the effective and efficient way to help you defecate.

algernon
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algernon

For that quality brown look

algernon
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algernon

A smell you’ll remember

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I think they misunderstood the term “butt leather”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I use it regularly every time after I crap my hands.

Tong
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Tong

The skin on your bottom is a bit rough. do you want some cream?

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

I take it the color samples are our options for what color of toilet seat we choose.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Your boots look like crap.
(Just in time for Rodeo season.)

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Laxatives these days surely are multifunctional.

SF
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SF

I ate a spoon of this stuff. Works as advertised.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Endorsed by Mr. Hankey.

szk
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szk

Makes your poo like ribbons of leather

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Best after Turdsday

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The efficiency of an old-fashioned tannery in the comfort of your own home!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

An absolute necessity if you have a leather-upholstered toilet seat.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

I always clean my hide with hide!

timmy
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timmy

So that’s where they get naugahide from.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Especially effective and efficient functions for fried lamp skin

Marum
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Marum

Dear eminent Sirs.

I used your excellent “Feather Cleaning Cream” on my pet duck a week ago. It sunk like a stone, and has not yet resurfaced.

I respectfully request a refund, and the replacement of my pet duck with a similar one.

Respectfuly: Daisy.

Marum
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Marum

Use this product, and you will soon be shipping bricks.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Now that explains the odour and colour of leather (!!)

Marum
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Marum

@Timmy. What do they do with all the skinless Naugas?

RocketCat
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RocketCat

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream!

Tim
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Tim

Why use shampoo to clean your leather when use REAL Poo?

Sean
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Sean

The cream is not meant for your not naugahyde, but your bog-a-hide.

Sean
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Sean

*strike the second “not” above.

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