Please use our special foam guitar lockers…

Please use our special foam guitar lockers…

posted on 11 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maria Galloway.
Found in Erawan National Park, Kanchanaburi, Thailand

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The foam guitar has real deep sound

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Banjos and ukuleles OK though

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I can abstain from alcohol, but I love consuming glass containers, foam, guitars, and pets too much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Foam guitar is slightly more substantial than air guitar and comes in a spray can.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Foam the guitar
2. Carefully fall into the waterfall

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I always use a shaving foam guitar

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Into the Waterfall? That must be a tune usually played on foam guitar.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Into the waterfall. At complete sentences.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

This is a waterFAIL sign.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@72rd: The razor must be really useful for shredding.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

OMG! Google tells me there really is such a thing as a foam guitar!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Soft drinks in paper cups & cans only; root beer must not have a head. Wind instruments and wild animals welcome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m into captions, not into waterfalls

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This really speaks to my Inner Waterfall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Why shouldn’t there be foam guitars? What would you expect a rubber band to use?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: For shredding, it is highly recommended to use ass foam cello phone strings quartet.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I saw a long line of people from Alcohol Anonymous, beer drinkers, rock stars and pet abusers lining up to get into the waterfall.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

But please, witches, beanstalks, Cinderellas, and little Red Riding Hoods. Into the Woods.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt: 😆

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

In the event of an emergency, the guitar can be used as a floatation device. Just not here.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

my foam guitar gently weeps because of this sign.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Waterfall, nothing can harm me at all,
my worries seem so very small
with my waterfall.
(By some guy by the last name of Hendrix, whose guitar fortunately wasn’t a foam one. Although, at Monterey, a foam one probably would’ve gone up in flames more spectacularly.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t Drink Waterfall

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Foam guitar: slightly more substantial than air guitar. Ideal for rabies sufferers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Don’t foam guitar or dog in park

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AWWW!!!
I always wanted to surf the waterfall on my guitar.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gentlemen!

INTO THE WATERFALL!

Prost!

(What else could that three word sentence be, than an heroic toast)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Just say “No Hippies” if that’s what you want.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

…because air guitars were just too damn light

Ozayrica
Ozayrica
6 years ago

Quick! Foam guitars into the waterfall!

RT
RT
6 years ago

and absolutely NO playing stairway to heaven!

szk
szk
6 years ago

Violators will be thrown over the waterfall

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Don’t go into waterfalls,
Please stick to the foam guitars and pets that you’re used to…

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Don’t be a fool glass containers are not cool.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@szk. Why would one want to throw their vibrators into the waterfall?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

But I was going to have foam guitar for dinner!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

.Marum | .
Nicht werfen deine Flasche, uber der Wasserfall.

Marum, nicht
“Keine Flasche über (den) Wasserfall werfen”?

Now watch, I bet you’re from Düsseldorf or something. I’ll shut up now.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@sir paulfan. Nein freund. Ich bin ein Australien. “den” and “dem” always confuse me. I was nearly going to type “den”, but the posting escaped before I could edit it.

Sign on the back of the room’s door, in the hotel. “NICHT WERFEN DEINE FLASCHE AUS DEM FENSTER”. 😀

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ach! Entschuldigen Sie mir. Mit vielem Dank für deine Hilfe.

I welcome every little chance to practice my Deutsch.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Foam guitar vs. my high school physics teacher’s cardboard guitar

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Once more into the waterfall, dear friends. Just not with your alcohol glass containers, pets, or foam guitars.

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