Respect customer friend

Respect customer friend

posted on 17 Feb 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Elaine Wood.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Bring Italy to China!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Quality dishes are quality.

algernon
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algernon

Italia, I thought we were in China

algernon
Guest
algernon

We strongest respected friend

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Will this comment be approved grateful abound?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t want to dish the quality because I strongest wish it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m Grateful Abound and I approved these comments.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Our dedication is damp and salty.

GwydionM
Guest

Drop in the ocean and have a nice dedication

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hello! my friends!

what

I welcome your welcome, and what are you talking about. Caption is approved at here? respect, low price

Your satisfaction customer friends,
Dong Giuseppe

PS: How can store dining? I can wish the fish dish!

timmy
Guest
timmy

Your satisfaction is we strongest wish !
And we will never say “Screw the fish”!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I would like to store dining. Does it need to be refrigerated when it’s stored?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Make me happy. I’m so hungry I don’t want to eat Italian, I want to eat italy!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If-a you happy and you full, crap-a you hands!

DrLex
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DrLex

Today I feel only 78% Italy. But tomorrow, I will feel full Italy.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Toto, I don’t think we’re in Italy any more.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Would you like some quality with your quality, quality and quality?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Naturalizing a chinese into an italian requires a full stomach of spaghetti.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

The Naturalization Alfredo comes with a Green Card salad.

DECMATH
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DECMATH

They promised me Italy and naturalization, but all I got was a drop in the ocean.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

The industry usually leaves more than one drop in the ocean…

J-Luke
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J-Luke

China: the Lampedusa of Asia.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Can it speak Chitalian?
– Ye! I si!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy rice ball!

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

This shop is owned by Marco Polo.

Classic Steve
Guest

@Big Fat Cat: I think whoever wrote this sign was playing Marco Polo.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Your translation is not we strongest ability.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

We strongest wish guaranteed – to respect your customer friend satisfaction, not the customer.

Sparky
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Sparky

Drop in the ocean, sorry no life boats.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Come in a guest, leave a naturalized citizen of Italy!

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

Make sure you happy and full of Italian food.
– Sign at Italian restaurant in China

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

A customer friendship doesn’t last long.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
Wonderful quality, wonderful quality.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

That random word generator is a bit too random.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

With enough exclamation marks, you too can become a naturalized Italian.

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

No thanks, I’ll just take half of Italy.

Marum
Guest
Marum

OK! Bend over.

Marum
Guest
Marum

(Australia relevant; Hep A cause by eating Nanas Frozen Berries)

Look Chang! Please stop crapping in “Nanas Berries”.

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