Running low on gunpowder!

Running low on gunpowder!

posted on 7 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Also, apply more fries in case of bleeding.

Photo courtesy of D’Arcy-Jean Milne.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Taking ‘spicy’ to the next level.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

After all that mayhem the flesh and blood wasn’t fit to eat, which is why this is a vegetable dish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s odd that they translated the character on the left as “Dry”.
I think most of us know another common meaning, which would describe the condition of the flesh and blood!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sorry, on the right. 🙄

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No one expects a plate of vegetables with a flower

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Human beans did that

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Explodes fries send hot grease everywhere and that truncates the flesh and blood into dry.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’m worried about the Explodes flies. They love food made of flesh and blood and are numerous.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The fries are actually tiny sticks of C4.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Feeling adventurous? You’ll also love our salmon that punctures the body.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Truncation : It’s what’s for dinner.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Bomb Frittes.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Possible ad slogans:
If you’re not in pain, it’s not our chow mein.
If you ain’t bleedin’, it ain’t good feedin’.
It’s better to blow up than to throw up.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Could be worse. Imagine if they exploded fried crap.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Forbidden by the Geneva convention.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Sponge Bomb.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Entrees of mass destruction

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Fries aren’t as bad for you if you order them without salt, though.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Favorite dish eaten by bomb carrying jihadist before they go on their missions.

Someone1
Someone1
6 years ago

Explosions, flesh, blood, and fries. Ingredients for a wonderful afternoon.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

But is the taste Kim Possible?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bomb Appétit!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Exploding cholesterol? Guys, I think the terrorists have truly learned the way to destroy good ol’ ‘Murica now.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

“Imagine if they exploded fried crap.”(Droll not Troll)
Was that by Lennon?

“Entrees of mass destruction” (Ben)
Alternatively, entrees of “mess destruction.”

Ozayrica
Ozayrica
6 years ago

Erm…thanks, but I think I’ll just have the hamburger instead. No fries.

mamat
mamat
6 years ago

Michael Bay kinda loves this dish.

Sean
Sean
6 years ago

It explodes! It fries! It truncates both flesh AND blood! The amazing Ronco BFGomatic 9000! Only $19.99!

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chaoticbaboosh
5 years ago

funnily enough , your intestines can explode .

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