Running low on gunpowder!

Running low on gunpowder!

posted on 7 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Also, apply more fries in case of bleeding.

Photo courtesy of D’Arcy-Jean Milne.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Taking ‘spicy’ to the next level.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

After all that mayhem the flesh and blood wasn’t fit to eat, which is why this is a vegetable dish.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s odd that they translated the character on the left as “Dry”.
I think most of us know another common meaning, which would describe the condition of the flesh and blood!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sorry, on the right. 🙄

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No one expects a plate of vegetables with a flower

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Human beans did that

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Explodes fries send hot grease everywhere and that truncates the flesh and blood into dry.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I’m worried about the Explodes flies. They love food made of flesh and blood and are numerous.

DrLex
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DrLex

The fries are actually tiny sticks of C4.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Feeling adventurous? You’ll also love our salmon that punctures the body.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Truncation : It’s what’s for dinner.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Bomb Frittes.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Possible ad slogans:
If you’re not in pain, it’s not our chow mein.
If you ain’t bleedin’, it ain’t good feedin’.
It’s better to blow up than to throw up.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Could be worse. Imagine if they exploded fried crap.

SF
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SF

Forbidden by the Geneva convention.

Sparky
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Sparky

Sponge Bomb.

Ben
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Ben

Entrees of mass destruction

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Fries aren’t as bad for you if you order them without salt, though.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Favorite dish eaten by bomb carrying jihadist before they go on their missions.

Someone1
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Someone1

Explosions, flesh, blood, and fries. Ingredients for a wonderful afternoon.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

But is the taste Kim Possible?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bomb Appétit!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Exploding cholesterol? Guys, I think the terrorists have truly learned the way to destroy good ol’ ‘Murica now.

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

“Imagine if they exploded fried crap.”(Droll not Troll)
Was that by Lennon?

“Entrees of mass destruction” (Ben)
Alternatively, entrees of “mess destruction.”

Ozayrica
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Ozayrica

Erm…thanks, but I think I’ll just have the hamburger instead. No fries.

mamat
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mamat

Michael Bay kinda loves this dish.

Sean
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Sean

It explodes! It fries! It truncates both flesh AND blood! The amazing Ronco BFGomatic 9000! Only $19.99!

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chaoticbaboosh
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funnily enough , your intestines can explode .

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