That’s what he said…

That’s what he said…

posted on 23 Feb 2015 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Mark.
Found at a Daiso dollar store in Canada (imported from Japan). 

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algernon
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algernon

Just be careful where you poke that.

algernon
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algernon

47.2 inch well your a big boy then

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I know the type who screws holes and erects …

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t thrust this product

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

29.5 to 47.2 inches! He’s a shower and a grower!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When you want to screw holes, the association Is not what you need to separate.

timmy
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timmy

Yes, her cans use to erect, but then she turned 50. And you know the rest.

timmy
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timmy

Oh yes, I used to have a super thrust pole as well.

Tong
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Tong

I don’t know one can screw a hole any other way!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If your Super Thrust Pole stays erect for more than several hours, see a doctor immediately.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It’s the girth (25-28 mm) that matters.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It is simple to install! I was born with mine…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I thought Polish jokes were out of style.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I saw Thickness Of A Pole in concert once.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“The association is not easy to separate” … dogs have this problem.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried using my own super pole this way, but eventually my shirts always ended up on the floor. 🙁

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Part of promo campaign by the Erection Party of Japan.

DrLex
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DrLex

Porn movie script, scene 3.
– Hi, I am the type that screws holes for a time.
– Oh my! Such thickness of a pole.
– 0.984 to 1.1 inch, baby. I can use it to erect too.
– But what about installation?
– Install is simple, but the association is not easy to separate.
– That’s a super thrust pole indeed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This pole could be just the thing for “closet” homosexuals.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Virus detected, erection completed. Please eject …

Chris
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Chris

Ahh, shut your screw hole.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

So that’s where my superthrust pole went. The little woman has been getting on my case of late.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

As if that was unintentional Engrish.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

jjhitt: Re: associated dogs, I saw that once in the poor section of town. A bunch of school kids were trying to figure out how to effect a separation; the dogs looked otherwise disengaged. No need for family life education there.

tadchem
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tadchem

If my Super Thrust Pole was that long, I’d never come out of the closet!

Biff the Understudy
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And it makes a dandy Staff of Ra.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The more you polish it, the stronger it gets.

RT
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RT

careful men! buying this for your wives may cause them to ignore you altogether

Marum
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Marum

Enough recommendation.

It will screw holes for a lifetime.

You want MORE?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They’re really proud of that extra 0.2″.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Biff the Understudy: Or a Rod of Lordly Might?

spareocean
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spareocean

Damn! Japanese porn are always one step ahead.

TS
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TS

DrLex that is brilliant, a classic, ROFLMFAO!

coffeebot
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If the screw holes, don’t try to stop it

szk
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szk

A BIG attraction at Kanamara Matsuri

Marum
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Marum

This was not mentioned in the Kama Sutra.

Marum
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Marum

Once the lady’s eyes cross, you should stop thrusting in, any further.

SeanJohn
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SeanJohn

Erections and screw holes, the association is certainly not easy to separate.

ed
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ed

The association is not easy to separate without a bucket of cold water

chaoticbaboosh
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erect too but not one

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