That’s what he said…

That’s what he said…

posted on 23 Feb 2015 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Mark.
Found at a Daiso dollar store in Canada (imported from Japan). 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just be careful where you poke that.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

47.2 inch well your a big boy then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I know the type who screws holes and erects …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I don’t thrust this product

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

29.5 to 47.2 inches! He’s a shower and a grower!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When you want to screw holes, the association Is not what you need to separate.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Yes, her cans use to erect, but then she turned 50. And you know the rest.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Oh yes, I used to have a super thrust pole as well.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I don’t know one can screw a hole any other way!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If your Super Thrust Pole stays erect for more than several hours, see a doctor immediately.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

It’s the girth (25-28 mm) that matters.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

It is simple to install! I was born with mine…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I thought Polish jokes were out of style.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I saw Thickness Of A Pole in concert once.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“The association is not easy to separate” … dogs have this problem.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I tried using my own super pole this way, but eventually my shirts always ended up on the floor. 🙁

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Part of promo campaign by the Erection Party of Japan.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Porn movie script, scene 3.
– Hi, I am the type that screws holes for a time.
– Oh my! Such thickness of a pole.
– 0.984 to 1.1 inch, baby. I can use it to erect too.
– But what about installation?
– Install is simple, but the association is not easy to separate.
– That’s a super thrust pole indeed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This pole could be just the thing for “closet” homosexuals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Virus detected, erection completed. Please eject …

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Ahh, shut your screw hole.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

So that’s where my superthrust pole went. The little woman has been getting on my case of late.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

As if that was unintentional Engrish.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

jjhitt: Re: associated dogs, I saw that once in the poor section of town. A bunch of school kids were trying to figure out how to effect a separation; the dogs looked otherwise disengaged. No need for family life education there.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

If my Super Thrust Pole was that long, I’d never come out of the closet!

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

And it makes a dandy Staff of Ra.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The more you polish it, the stronger it gets.

RT
RT
6 years ago

careful men! buying this for your wives may cause them to ignore you altogether

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Enough recommendation.

It will screw holes for a lifetime.

You want MORE?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

They’re really proud of that extra 0.2″.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Biff the Understudy: Or a Rod of Lordly Might?

spareocean
spareocean
6 years ago

Damn! Japanese porn are always one step ahead.

TS
TS
6 years ago

DrLex that is brilliant, a classic, ROFLMFAO!

coffeebot
6 years ago

If the screw holes, don’t try to stop it

szk
szk
6 years ago

A BIG attraction at Kanamara Matsuri

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This was not mentioned in the Kama Sutra.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Once the lady’s eyes cross, you should stop thrusting in, any further.

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
5 years ago

Erections and screw holes, the association is certainly not easy to separate.

ed
ed
5 years ago

The association is not easy to separate without a bucket of cold water

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

erect too but not one

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