The fish suck anyway…

The fish suck anyway…

posted on 14 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The fragrance of dog breath or fragrance of wet dog?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Male and female shrimp crabs are the ones screwing….the fish

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

What part of the snail is the chicken?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The food on this menu would make my intestine spicy… and upset

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Screw the fish? Well, OK, just for the halibut.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

*Insert “My dog has no nose” joke here*

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Q. Why did the snail cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t need to screw it, it’s a blowfish.

Diego
Diego
6 years ago

“Waiter! There’s a normal-sounding item on your menu!”

“A thousand pardons, sir – I’ll have that changed to ‘Innards set tongue on combustion’ right away.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’d rather screw driver

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Truth in advertising at the Chinese buffet.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I’m afraid of fish.
They call me “chicken of the sea”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Snail (from Wikipedia): The snail (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the Red Junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more snails in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep snails primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs … Recent genetic studies have pointed to multiple maternal origins in Southeast, East, and South Asia … In the UK and Ireland adult male snails over the age of one year are primarily… Read more »

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A smorgasbord of things you can’t eat

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The spicy intestine and fragrance of dog sound nice

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Weird … They misspelled ‘crab’

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Ask any mermaid you happen to see, “What’s the best escargot?” Chicken of the snails!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’ll have the fragrance od dog, extra wet please.

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

Old MacSnail had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a chicken, E-I-E-I-O.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Welcome to the Gilman House. Enjoy your stay in Innsmouth.
(Obscure literary reference.)

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s the fragrance of the dog that tells you how spicy the intestines are.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock : So, snails are cocks, the fish are screwing and dog did something unmentionable. This isn’t a buffet, it’s an orgy.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

Sir, I’ll have to charge you extra for the shrimp crab that spawned on your plate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Parfum de Chien – Inspired by Christian Dior

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Recipe for the fragrance of dog:
1. Boil some chicken
2. Feed it to a pit bull or similar dog.
3. Wait a couple of hours.
4. P U!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That recipe works, I know from experience!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

…I’m going home.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

I would like the fragrance of dog with spicy intestine–and an isolation booth.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“I could order the Screw the Fish, or I could go to the restaurant down the street and get F*** the Duck Until Exploded. Decisions, decisions.”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

No thanks, my intestines are already a little spicy.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I think the translator was trying to say “scrod.”

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

When a snail was brought to the hospital after being run over by a turtle, he said, “It all happened so fast”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:07 am: Have you ever seen the cock of a snail? 😉

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Since the dog had been drinking the eau de toi·lette for years it was high time it got a frangrance line it could call its own.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ jjhitt: Of course in that inevitable Suck Ho style.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s the Fish called Wanda.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When asked how a cargo of snails got lost.

An Australia Post spokesman said: ” We had the little buggers cornered. Then, with an amazing burst of speed, they outdistanced us.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I assume its “Wet Dog”.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Maybe they mixed up the translated menu with the translated diary of an increasingly maddened stranded sailor.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Suddenly I’m not that hungry anymore.

Tom Hunter
Tom Hunter
6 years ago
tai fu
tai fu
6 years ago

The Chinese really did say dog meat… supposed to mean some dog meat cooked in barley or something.

mamat
mamat
6 years ago

I smell something fishy… about the dog….

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

They really want you to eat the shrimp crab, I think.

JohnCook
JohnCook
5 years ago

The “fragrance of dog” . Would that be the fragrance dogs enjoy when meeting each other?

Daniel Prince
Daniel Prince
5 years ago

Should I be scared the only proper English on the menu is ‘screw the fish’ and ‘fragrance of dog’ and why such a fancy word for fragrance of dog? are they hinting that’s the best? or just being honest? maybe both?

Newbie
Newbie
4 years ago

“Honey, I warned you about having ‘fragrance of dog’ and ‘spicy intestine’ tonight. You know your stomach is bad. Now hurry up so I can shower.”

Newbie
Newbie
4 years ago

“Daddy! Daddy! I found this thing in the treasure chest! What does ‘Screw the Fish’ mean?”
“Well, child, when your daddy-fish was young, he needed a way to pay his way through college….”

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Screw the Fish – 50
Male and Female Shrimp Crab – 88
Screw the Male and Female – (somewhere in between, say 69)

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