The when can I?

The when can I?

posted on 6 Feb 2015 in Signs

Do you-know-what on the there ! !

Photo courtesy of Mauricio Barembuem.
Found at a nightclub in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is it okay that I everything on the there?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Even caption is not made on the here!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I can can? AT the here?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

But officer, I did not anything on here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Do just stand here, don’t something!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don ‘t something = Do anything

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Call out the instigator, because there’s something on the here!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Maybe on the there, or there or there, just not here.
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JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Take your something somewhere else!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Translators are getting lazier and lazier.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Take your something to the somewhere else!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t even accidentally

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You could break your whatsit.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

The s ign perso n le ft to o muc h ro om betwe en the apostrophe and the t. AND too much space between the word “here” and the the two exclamation points.
Perhaps there is also too much space between the sign-maker’s ears….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s similar as ‘Seven Don’t’, but on much larger scale

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Or you’ll get a what for, I’ll tell ya what!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Now tee the ball.
OK! I tee it.
But why the baby talk?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I can cancan, you can cancan, even a Toucan can cancan, but no can, or even two cans, can cancan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We are the Hear.

You must OBEY!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No thingamagiggers or whatchamacallits either!

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The ISO standard Engrish algorithm:

Globally swap {‘a’,’an’} and ‘the’. Any noun or pronoun without an article, insert before it a randomly-chosen article.

Perl regex implementation left as an exercise for the reader.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

A something, a something! My nothing for a something!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

what is this I don’t even

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Did you here?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Here we have plenty of nothing, and nothing’s plenty for us.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I didn’t again!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

And this is why you don’t use Finnegan’s Wake to teach English to Japanese speakers.

pmm
pmm
6 years ago

and also, please do nothing on the there.

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Do nothing on the there

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

You can something over there if you like though…

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

(attempting to read the japanese text)
“System Trouble”??

Remember: To Love Ru is Trouble.

I'm Japanese
I'm Japanese
6 years ago

Yes, it says “Don’t put anything here to prevent system troubles.” “If you do, we may move or discard it.”

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
5 years ago

Who did the thing?…

MMmmmmmm THE THING!!!

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

I think this was written by my father during a frustrating home repair job.

“No, don’t…something on the…here! Now, go get…you, me…get that whatchacallit…it – it’s on…over…there, on top of the…the thing there. Damn it, it’s like you kids aren’t even listening anymore. No, no! I told you, don’t. ..on something here, the – that thing on the…over here, whatchacallit there, the…on the thing. The thing!”

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