The when can I?

The when can I?

posted on 6 Feb 2015 in Signs

Do you-know-what on the there ! !

Photo courtesy of Mauricio Barembuem.
Found at a nightclub in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Is it okay that I everything on the there?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Even caption is not made on the here!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Can I can can? AT the here?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

But officer, I did not anything on here.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Do just stand here, don’t something!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Don ‘t something = Do anything

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Call out the instigator, because there’s something on the here!

Sparky
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Sparky

Maybe on the there, or there or there, just not here.
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JimS
Guest
JimS

Take your something somewhere else!

DrLex
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DrLex

Translators are getting lazier and lazier.

JimS
Guest
JimS

Take your something to the somewhere else!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Don’t even accidentally

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

You could break your whatsit.

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

The s ign perso n le ft to o muc h ro om betwe en the apostrophe and the t. AND too much space between the word “here” and the the two exclamation points.
Perhaps there is also too much space between the sign-maker’s ears….

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

It’s similar as ‘Seven Don’t’, but on much larger scale

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

Or you’ll get a what for, I’ll tell ya what!

Marum
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Marum

Now tee the ball.
OK! I tee it.
But why the baby talk?

Marum
Guest
Marum

I can cancan, you can cancan, even a Toucan can cancan, but no can, or even two cans, can cancan.

Marum
Guest
Marum

We are the Hear.

You must OBEY!

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

No thingamagiggers or whatchamacallits either!

Biff the Understudy
Guest

The ISO standard Engrish algorithm:

Globally swap {‘a’,’an’} and ‘the’. Any noun or pronoun without an article, insert before it a randomly-chosen article.

Perl regex implementation left as an exercise for the reader.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

A something, a something! My nothing for a something!

Classic Steve
Guest

what is this I don’t even

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

Did you here?

GwydionM
Guest

Here we have plenty of nothing, and nothing’s plenty for us.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I didn’t again!

Jellychop
Guest
Jellychop

And this is why you don’t use Finnegan’s Wake to teach English to Japanese speakers.

pmm
Guest

and also, please do nothing on the there.

Kioku
Guest
Kioku

Do nothing on the there

Tom41
Guest
Tom41

You can something over there if you like though…

Whirled One
Guest
Whirled One

(attempting to read the japanese text)
“System Trouble”??

Remember: To Love Ru is Trouble.

I'm Japanese
Guest
I'm Japanese

Yes, it says “Don’t put anything here to prevent system troubles.” “If you do, we may move or discard it.”

SeanJohn
Guest
SeanJohn

Who did the thing?…

MMmmmmmm THE THING!!!

Sean
Guest
Sean

I think this was written by my father during a frustrating home repair job.

“No, don’t…something on the…here! Now, go get…you, me…get that whatchacallit…it – it’s on…over…there, on top of the…the thing there. Damn it, it’s like you kids aren’t even listening anymore. No, no! I told you, don’t. ..on something here, the – that thing on the…over here, whatchacallit there, the…on the thing. The thing!”

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