They can only take so much…

They can only take so much…

posted on 4 Feb 2015 in Signs

Floor 11 is tired of getting walked on

Photo courtesy of Nikki N.
Found in a Japan hotel. 

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

They have some real cool magazines at that hotel

GwydionM
Guest

The ice machines apologize, but we’ve not yet been able to stop the raindrops complaining.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

*machines wow what the hell happened?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

That apologize not very much that our ice machines are only available on 4 of the each floors.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sorry, I don’t use them and not very much.

algernon
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algernon

Its the cube you know

algernon
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algernon

Whats’s wrong with floors 9 and 11

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, that kind of apology is cold comfort.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Help desk? Ice machine on each of the floors 8 is not understand!

DrLex
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DrLex

Ice machines on floor 9 and 11 insult you and not very little.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

For rest of building, you will find vending machines selling hot cakes and beverages.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

ICE MACHINE IS STARING . . .

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Your apology ain’t gonna keep my beer cold on floor #2 there fella.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

You were expecting a warm greeting from an ice machine? Just about all the hotel ones that I’ve ever used always gave me the impression that they took great satisfaction in either taking forever to give me even the first little cube — or dumping a huge load of them all at once all over the floor. :-\

Marum
Guest
Marum

♫I only have ice for you♪

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Kurt Vonnegut stayed on nine and the ice machine hasn’t been the same since.

Marum
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Marum

Floors nine and eleven, actually don’t exist. I know you think they do. But in a strange anomaly of the quantum theory, the lift shunts you into another dimension, where you imagine you have encountered floors nine and eleven. But you really haven’t, but you think you have. Which is much the same thing anyway. 🙄

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is also recommended to use out of control elevator. It repeatedly stops on the wrong floors and kicks guests out just after the fire extinguisher explodes. You must apologize but not very much.

PS: The translator will not apologize, because it doesn’t make any sense and it is not sorry for the incontinence.

You must be satisfied!

Not at all.

Marum
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Marum

@Stopchicks. Look on the bright side, at least you got some. You can always rinse them off, and use them.

However, in most countries, I would recommend that you never eat ice.
(frozen water)
The frozen bacteria, once they hit your gut and thaw out, take of at the speed of light, with startling results.

Sparky
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Sparky

9 & 11 will only give you the cold shoulder.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Ice to see you… not very much.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@Seventy2rd: Sorry for the cold stare.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

An ice apology, and I’m all cool.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

ALL the floors, thank you and not very much. I want ice. Next time I’m staying at the Crown Plaza, you can have your Crown-Palais!

Lora
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Lora

The machines don’t understand that all the complaints about ice are referring to that on roads and sidewalks right now and not to them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In Oklahoma, you’d probably get a sorry with the fridge on top.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I’ll just take one of the ice machines from floor 8, 10, 12 or 13, load it onto the elevator and install it on my floor. I’ll apologize later, but not very much.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I C Cuba.

SeanJohn
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SeanJohn

For we’re really not that sorry.

Sean
Guest
Sean

The ice machines dispense on October 12-13, 2008. Please only use them at that time. We don’t apologize very much for the inconvenience.

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