Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

posted on 10 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Yes, we use free range urban homesteader bok choi

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … It explodes!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll live somewhere else then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Or bok choy with bamboo

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Spicy enough to set your arson fire!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It has to be all vegetable because it’s….
.
….. fruitless. 😎

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Does it also burn the translator? That wouldn’t be in vain.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My heart beets for Engrish!

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Oh, the humanity!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The suburb vegetable has an ample supply of antacids.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The fortune cookie has the number of a good therapist.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Exploding with angst with every meaningless bite.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Burning the heart doesn’t work – you have to kill the head!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Thank God! They burned Richard The Lion Heart successfully.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“You probably think this dish is about you.”

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Worst Valentines dinner ever.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Use the vain vegetable heart to burn down the entire ‘hood.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Waiter; How did you find the steak sir.

Diner: It was hiding under a bean.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yes
I imagine stuffing bamboo shoots up the eye of your d—, might smart a little.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

‘Cause everybody knows if you’re trying to kill suburban vampire veggies you have to pound a steak through their artichoke hearts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The ass is shredded, the heart is burned … but hey, it’s done with vegetables!

RT
RT
6 years ago

looks like skynet’s running out of ideas for new prototype terminators to send back through time

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

But then it needs antidepressants.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Yore cheatin’ vegetable heart
Will tell on you

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

The suburb artichokes expired, you see. Sorry for the incontinence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fruit heart is barked at here!

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

comes with bomboo

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy. No!
St Valentine had a worse one….It was his last.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC

Richard The Lionheart beheaded 2500 Muslim prisoners. I.S. has a little way to go yet, to catch up. 😈

Ozayrica
Ozayrica
6 years ago

I sorry vegetable heart.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Word by word translation . . . white scalding countryside vegetable heart

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Can’t you just sauté it in some vain?

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
6 years ago

Isn’t that a Beck song?

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

The 1972 Chinese bootleg album “Vain Burnt Suburban Vegetable Heart Blues” is a must-have for all Bob Dylan fans.

Myself
5 years ago

@Sean @Bill Posters Actually, I believe it’s a bootleg version of Arcade Fire’s 2010 hit album “The Suburbs”. Just rearrange the statement a bit (maybe to “the suburb burns the kids’ hearts in vain”) and it could totally be a lyric off “The Suburbs”.

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