Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

posted on 10 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Yes, we use free range urban homesteader bok choi

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … It explodes!

algernon
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algernon

I’ll live somewhere else then

algernon
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algernon

Or bok choy with bamboo

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Spicy enough to set your arson fire!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It has to be all vegetable because it’s….
.
….. fruitless. 😎

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Does it also burn the translator? That wouldn’t be in vain.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

My heart beets for Engrish!

JimS
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JimS

Oh, the humanity!

DrLex
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DrLex

The suburb vegetable has an ample supply of antacids.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The fortune cookie has the number of a good therapist.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Exploding with angst with every meaningless bite.

Ben
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Ben

Burning the heart doesn’t work – you have to kill the head!!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Thank God! They burned Richard The Lion Heart successfully.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“You probably think this dish is about you.”

timmy
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timmy

Worst Valentines dinner ever.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Use the vain vegetable heart to burn down the entire ‘hood.

Marum
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Marum

Waiter; How did you find the steak sir.

Diner: It was hiding under a bean.

Marum
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Marum

Yes
I imagine stuffing bamboo shoots up the eye of your d—, might smart a little.

Biff the Understudy
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‘Cause everybody knows if you’re trying to kill suburban vampire veggies you have to pound a steak through their artichoke hearts.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The ass is shredded, the heart is burned … but hey, it’s done with vegetables!

RT
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RT

looks like skynet’s running out of ideas for new prototype terminators to send back through time

pasdrole
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pasdrole

But then it needs antidepressants.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Yore cheatin’ vegetable heart
Will tell on you

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The suburb artichokes expired, you see. Sorry for the incontinence.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fruit heart is barked at here!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

comes with bomboo

Marum
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Marum

@timmy. No!
St Valentine had a worse one….It was his last.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC

Richard The Lionheart beheaded 2500 Muslim prisoners. I.S. has a little way to go yet, to catch up. 😈

Ozayrica
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Ozayrica

I sorry vegetable heart.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Word by word translation . . . white scalding countryside vegetable heart

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Can’t you just sauté it in some vain?

Bill Posters
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Bill Posters

Isn’t that a Beck song?

Sean
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Sean

The 1972 Chinese bootleg album “Vain Burnt Suburban Vegetable Heart Blues” is a must-have for all Bob Dylan fans.

Myself
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@Sean @Bill Posters Actually, I believe it’s a bootleg version of Arcade Fire’s 2010 hit album “The Suburbs”. Just rearrange the statement a bit (maybe to “the suburb burns the kids’ hearts in vain”) and it could totally be a lyric off “The Suburbs”.

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