Xianmo has no friend

Xianmo has no friend

posted on 13 Feb 2015 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Eli Hornstein.
Found in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Hey, Xianmo! Go fry you face!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Potato silk makes very starchy clothes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Add us on Facecook

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Better than pigs cheeks

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks like you can make silk from a potato

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Arrrr, go boil your bum!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Serving customers- you’re doing it wrong!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You want face with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– One pizza-face and one roadkill-face to go, please.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Was this the face that launch’d a thousand chips?

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I love the puffed cheeks…

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also available in a do-it-yourself version where we simply place a deep fryer in front of you and you have to dip your own face into it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’ll never fall for that apple-bobbing trick again!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And later it’ll burn your a**.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

They don’t get a lot of repeat customers.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I can’t eat this, but Genghis Khan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Nice to meat you, Sir.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

“The jungle is funny; it does strange things. I once saw a man try to eat his own head. Would’ve, too, if I hadn’t come along.”
— Jungle Brad, in “The Lost Skeleton Returns Again”

Classic Steve
6 years ago

In Soviet Russia…er, Mongolia…

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Xianmo evidently works for the CIA

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

The translator lost face when his mistake was pointed out.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Silly boy! You’ve been starching the sheets again.

No mum! It was the potato.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Face off, honey!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Keep talking! Did you see what happened to my friend Maria, the sun bride?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually: Res melius evinissent cum Coca.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Silk Road was called Potatoes Road before they started silk trading

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

That white powder I bought on Silk Road? Just potato starch, see?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It’s really really hot, but don’t blow on it too hard.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

After frying your face, wipe it with potato silk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Can I have some flies with that?
– Of course. Just crap your hands and facepalm.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Waiter, let’s have a dish of sliced face with fresh-steamed crap.

Emily
Emily
6 years ago

The next dish is called “Explode Xianmo with you ears”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I don’t like my face!
– Don’t talk with mouthful of yourself, honey.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Xianmo fry you face? Oh, man, I saw that on The Shield!!!!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Seeing Fry fight? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MO-wait, who’s Xianmo?

tai fu
tai fu
6 years ago

After the test, you will be fried, and there will be cake.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Ahh! Waiter, waiter, there’s a fry in my soup!

Michael Jones
Michael Jones
6 years ago

Booo eat you upp

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