…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

posted on 12 Mar 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Melissa Parent.
Found at Fujiko Highland amusement park. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I don’t think I’ll have the wild goose

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Bend where

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

@algernon: Ben Gay

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Futurama-land?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Don’t go on a bender on an empty stomach.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Save time. Take your meal directly to the compactor. Thank you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The card says Strawberry Cheese Cake, but they look like little rocks.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Should be ” Please buy meal for ticks at the lending machine “

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I am Bender. Please insert gider.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

You want meal tiket? Get bent!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Kiss my shiny metal a__.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Buy meal tiket at machine that tell you bend over and take it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sounds like a bum deal to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bento box meals?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m down with that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@algernon: Brilliant first caption! 😆

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

I bought a meal tiket and all they gave me were pretzels.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Gender bender?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommeee! Look, I’m bending … !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

That’s what the said.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

RACK ON!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Highland Park?
It’s all clear.

Approved by: Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sorry. No Tickee. No Bendy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt.

Comes with free puntas roccas.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Perdon hombre – sharp rocks

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually: Rocas de fresa = strawberry rocks

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The bending machine is where you find out the price of the tickets. Bend over!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Take advantage of this service while you can, in around a thousand years he shall give you nothing but offers for kissing shiny metal.

RT
RT
6 years ago

i’ll make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers! eh, forget the bender.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Happens every time I use Ticketmaster.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

I tried to buy a meal ticket, but the bending machine just chugged a beer and told me to bite its shiny metal a**.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Begetarian menus abailavle?

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I have no yen for bending machine…do you take Canadian quarters?

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