…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

posted on 12 Mar 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Melissa Parent.
Found at Fujiko Highland amusement park. 

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algernon
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algernon

I don’t think I’ll have the wild goose

algernon
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algernon

Bend where

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@algernon: Ben Gay

tadchem
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tadchem

Futurama-land?

iLock
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iLock

Don’t go on a bender on an empty stomach.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Save time. Take your meal directly to the compactor. Thank you.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The card says Strawberry Cheese Cake, but they look like little rocks.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Should be ” Please buy meal for ticks at the lending machine “

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I am Bender. Please insert gider.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

You want meal tiket? Get bent!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Kiss my shiny metal a__.”

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Buy meal tiket at machine that tell you bend over and take it

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sounds like a bum deal to me.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bento box meals?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m down with that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon: Brilliant first caption! 😆

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I bought a meal tiket and all they gave me were pretzels.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Gender bender?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommeee! Look, I’m bending … !

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That’s what the said.

Marum
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Marum

RACK ON!

Marum
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Marum

The Highland Park?
It’s all clear.

Approved by: Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sorry. No Tickee. No Bendy.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt.

Comes with free puntas roccas.

Marum
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Marum

Perdon hombre – sharp rocks

Marum
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Marum

Actually: Rocas de fresa = strawberry rocks

Sparky
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Sparky

The bending machine is where you find out the price of the tickets. Bend over!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Take advantage of this service while you can, in around a thousand years he shall give you nothing but offers for kissing shiny metal.

RT
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RT

i’ll make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers! eh, forget the bender.

timmy
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timmy

Happens every time I use Ticketmaster.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

I tried to buy a meal ticket, but the bending machine just chugged a beer and told me to bite its shiny metal a**.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Begetarian menus abailavle?

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

I have no yen for bending machine…do you take Canadian quarters?

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