Then you won’t mind this gong.
Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.
Drums and saxaphone are OK though
How do you stop the wind
What about trum pet?
Yes, it usually spoils the whole orchestra.
loud chanting of prayers using Engrish will be fined
if you donate ¥1,000, you can play Beethoven symphony No. 5 in the temple
And tubas are Right Out.
Can I Bohemian Rhapsody?
Then how am I supposed to toot my own horn?
Trumpet is for when biden
is creeping on the nuns.
No blowing in the temple.
Then the sixth angel blew his trumpet, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar before God, saying to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Geeze, you’re flat. You know what? From now on I’m putting a ban on trumpets. They’re annoying as hell. And I should know.” — Revelation 9:13-14. 🙂
Did they say Joe Biden was in there?
^ No, I think bagpipe is ol’ Joe’s instrument of choice. A great big huge one filled with a whole lot of hot air.
Trumpets are for bidden, but the tuba’s sold at factory price.
– But Officer, it’s just my cello phone!
Trumpets are for Buddha in Temple.
What about the Falun Gong?
Finally a place where my accordion is allowed
I was going to do that *wah wah wahhh* sound with my trombone, but then I realized that was okay.
If “wah-wha-blah-blah” trombone sounds are acceptable, then this must be… Charlie’s Temple!
You know, because of the sound the adults make in Charlie Brown’s cartoons? Good grief!
Pardon msieu, I ave a frnch horn
But the vio lin is per mitted, I suppose?
‘damn, was a waste of money that excess baggage allowance
it’s okay; my instrument goes to eleven, but it’s an electric guitar
Aww! I was waiting for the Organ to start up, before I farted.
No Miles Davis in the temple please!
Harps are OK, though.
“Here’s your trumpet, Mr. Vice President. I know how you love to blow your own horn.”
sad elephant walks away…
They used to have a problem with organs in the temple until they tracked down their felonious monk.
@DnT . Thelodius Monk??
Probably not. That’s sexaphones
May I fiddle with my strumpet in the temple.
Trumpet is for bidding!
But everything else is all owed by me
But officier I has a trimepit is that OK????
How about butt trumpet? It could be silent, but deadly.