But this is a trombone…

But this is a trombone…

posted on 29 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you won’t mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Drums and saxaphone are OK though

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

How do you stop the wind

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What about trum pet?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Yes, it usually spoils the whole orchestra.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

loud chanting of prayers using Engrish will be fined

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

if you donate ¥1,000, you can play Beethoven symphony No. 5 in the temple

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

And tubas are Right Out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I Bohemian Rhapsody?

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Then how am I supposed to toot my own horn?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Trumpet is for when biden
is creeping on the nuns.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

No blowing in the temple.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Then the sixth angel blew his trumpet, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar before God, saying to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Geeze, you’re flat. You know what? From now on I’m putting a ban on trumpets. They’re annoying as hell. And I should know.” — Revelation 9:13-14. 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Did they say Joe Biden was in there?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

^ No, I think bagpipe is ol’ Joe’s instrument of choice. A great big huge one filled with a whole lot of hot air.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Trumpets are for bidden, but the tuba’s sold at factory price.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But Officer, it’s just my cello phone!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Trumpets are for Buddha in Temple.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

What about the Falun Gong?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Finally a place where my accordion is allowed

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I was going to do that *wah wah wahhh* sound with my trombone, but then I realized that was okay.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If “wah-wha-blah-blah” trombone sounds are acceptable, then this must be… Charlie’s Temple!

You know, because of the sound the adults make in Charlie Brown’s cartoons? Good grief!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Pardon msieu, I ave a frnch horn

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

But the vio lin is per mitted, I suppose?

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

‘damn, was a waste of money that excess baggage allowance

RT
RT
6 years ago

it’s okay; my instrument goes to eleven, but it’s an electric guitar

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Aww! I was waiting for the Organ to start up, before I farted.

TS
TS
6 years ago

No Miles Davis in the temple please!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Harps are OK, though.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

“Here’s your trumpet, Mr. Vice President. I know how you love to blow your own horn.”

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

sad elephant walks away…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They used to have a problem with organs in the temple until they tracked down their felonious monk.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT . Thelodius Monk??

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Probably not. That’s sexaphones

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I fiddle with my strumpet in the temple.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Trumpet is for bidding!

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
5 years ago

But everything else is all owed by me

MrErgrishmandafith
MrErgrishmandafith
5 years ago

But officier I has a trimepit is that OK????

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

How about butt trumpet? It could be silent, but deadly.

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