But this is a trombone…

But this is a trombone…

posted on 29 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you won’t mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.  

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algernon
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algernon

Drums and saxaphone are OK though

algernon
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algernon

How do you stop the wind

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What about trum pet?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes, it usually spoils the whole orchestra.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

loud chanting of prayers using Engrish will be fined

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

if you donate ¥1,000, you can play Beethoven symphony No. 5 in the temple

Ben
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Ben

And tubas are Right Out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I Bohemian Rhapsody?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Then how am I supposed to toot my own horn?

timmy
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timmy

Trumpet is for when biden
is creeping on the nuns.

Sparky
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Sparky

No blowing in the temple.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Then the sixth angel blew his trumpet, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar before God, saying to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, “Geeze, you’re flat. You know what? From now on I’m putting a ban on trumpets. They’re annoying as hell. And I should know.” — Revelation 9:13-14. 🙂

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Did they say Joe Biden was in there?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

^ No, I think bagpipe is ol’ Joe’s instrument of choice. A great big huge one filled with a whole lot of hot air.

Airrider
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Airrider

Trumpets are for bidden, but the tuba’s sold at factory price.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– But Officer, it’s just my cello phone!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Trumpets are for Buddha in Temple.

EffEff
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EffEff

What about the Falun Gong?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Finally a place where my accordion is allowed

Lora
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Lora

I was going to do that *wah wah wahhh* sound with my trombone, but then I realized that was okay.

Lora
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Lora

If “wah-wha-blah-blah” trombone sounds are acceptable, then this must be… Charlie’s Temple!

You know, because of the sound the adults make in Charlie Brown’s cartoons? Good grief!

Marum
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Marum

Pardon msieu, I ave a frnch horn

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

But the vio lin is per mitted, I suppose?

Mark
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Mark

‘damn, was a waste of money that excess baggage allowance

RT
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RT

it’s okay; my instrument goes to eleven, but it’s an electric guitar

Marum
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Marum

Aww! I was waiting for the Organ to start up, before I farted.

TS
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TS

No Miles Davis in the temple please!

tadchem
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tadchem

Harps are OK, though.

Biff the Understudy
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“Here’s your trumpet, Mr. Vice President. I know how you love to blow your own horn.”

coffeebot
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coffeebot

sad elephant walks away…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They used to have a problem with organs in the temple until they tracked down their felonious monk.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT . Thelodius Monk??

Marum
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Marum

Probably not. That’s sexaphones

Marum
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Marum

May I fiddle with my strumpet in the temple.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Trumpet is for bidding!

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

But everything else is all owed by me

MrErgrishmandafith
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MrErgrishmandafith

But officier I has a trimepit is that OK????

The Dude
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The Dude

How about butt trumpet? It could be silent, but deadly.

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