Don’t do it!

Don’t do it!

posted on 15 Mar 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Anja.
Found in a Hanoi, Vietnam restaurant.  

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

… You might fall in.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is this a sign for kids who are starting to potty train?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Do not go swimming in the big toilet or you may end up being flushed, or feeling flushed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I never really know how big it’s going to be.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

… Use sidewalk instead

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

And they say size doesn’t matter.

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Do not eat Big Toilet Beans.

mike
mike
6 years ago

I think they forgot a verb

RT
RT
6 years ago

good thing I lap swim!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It must be The Flushinator from that Captain Underpants book!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We don’t pee in your pool, please don’t swim in our toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You can do #1 or #2, but don’t do a #3!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’ll get a royal flush!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We apologise for the convenience.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Ok, but I really feel sorry for the person who has to clean the sink!

coffeebot
6 years ago

Can I small urinal?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you do, urinal kinds of trouble!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… or your ass is grass gross!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The cleaner gets most Hanoi-ed.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I like the little potty

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Even toilets can be classists.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I small it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

OK, I’ll just door.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Nobody can tell me where I should BIG TOILET or not.

mofart
mofart
6 years ago

Too beaucoup?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Or the bowel may overflow.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

And no smalling shower, either!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Sorry, but if you’re going to let us westerners into your country, you’ll just have to put up with us bigging your toilets.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Then you’re going to have to put a little more cheese into your menu.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

We’re just the big swinging e-coli of Wall Street.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

MrErgrishmandafith
MrErgrishmandafith
5 years ago

You must only tiny toylit

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

WEEE-EEELL
::explosions::
WELL IT’S A BIG TOILET
IT’S A BIG BAD TOILET TONIGHT Y’ALL

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