Don’t do it!

Don’t do it!

posted on 15 Mar 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Anja.
Found in a Hanoi, Vietnam restaurant.  

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

… You might fall in.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Is this a sign for kids who are starting to potty train?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Do not go swimming in the big toilet or you may end up being flushed, or feeling flushed.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I never really know how big it’s going to be.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

… Use sidewalk instead

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

And they say size doesn’t matter.

Mineko Unabara
Guest

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

Do not eat Big Toilet Beans.

mike
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mike

I think they forgot a verb

RT
Guest
RT

good thing I lap swim!

Lora
Guest
Lora

It must be The Flushinator from that Captain Underpants book!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

We don’t pee in your pool, please don’t swim in our toilet.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

You can do #1 or #2, but don’t do a #3!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

You’ll get a royal flush!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

We apologise for the convenience.

timmy
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timmy

Ok, but I really feel sorry for the person who has to clean the sink!

coffeebot
Guest

Can I small urinal?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If you do, urinal kinds of trouble!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

… or your ass is grass gross!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The cleaner gets most Hanoi-ed.

algernon
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algernon

I like the little potty

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Even toilets can be classists.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I small it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

OK, I’ll just door.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Nobody can tell me where I should BIG TOILET or not.

mofart
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mofart

Too beaucoup?

Marum
Guest
Marum

Or the bowel may overflow.

Sirpaulfan
Guest
Sirpaulfan

And no smalling shower, either!

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

Sorry, but if you’re going to let us westerners into your country, you’ll just have to put up with us bigging your toilets.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

Then you’re going to have to put a little more cheese into your menu.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

We’re just the big swinging e-coli of Wall Street.

Airrider
Guest
Airrider

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

MrErgrishmandafith
Guest
MrErgrishmandafith

You must only tiny toylit

Sean
Guest
Sean

WEEE-EEELL
::explosions::
WELL IT’S A BIG TOILET
IT’S A BIG BAD TOILET TONIGHT Y’ALL

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