No, wait–I’m going with SCARE.

No, wait–I’m going with SCARE.

posted on 30 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Times were tough before Stephen King found that thesaurus.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Akiyama.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

I was thinking fantasy myself

algernon
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algernon

Lets scare the sh*t out of them.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I love it when a plan comes together.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Knock, knock. Do you have a few moments to talk about how humans are just a small species projecting their own mental idolatries onto the vast cosmos, ever susceptible to being wiped from existence at any moment?

DrLex
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DrLex

like to talk to the voices in my head about my new plan.

DrLex
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DrLex

Also available in straitjacket edition, with “KILL EVERYONE” printed instead of “FRIGHT”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Time to talk about my new tax evasion plan.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Appears to be a plus-size or for girls with really big BOOs.

iLock
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iLock

Person: “Jeez, T-Shirt you really gave me a fright!”
T-Shirt: “Yeah I know, I just told you”
Person: “But you mumbled the rest and yelled ‘fright’…
I’ll get you back, I’ve got something really big planned for April Fools!
Or should I say small… *whispers* like a trip to the shrinking machine…
heeheeheee

iLock
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iLock

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Scary T-Shirts Inc.
Please fasten your underpants.
There are emergency exits located behind and to the right of the counter.
Thank you for your attention.
Enjoy your fright.

iLock
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iLock

No frights if you scare someone with a trumpet.

iLock
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iLock

sCare Insructions:
Medium heat iron maiden only
Tumble, die
Cold drown only
Do not bleach… just kidding! Swallow it!
Turn skin inside out before washing

Chuck
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Chuck

Musings from FDR’s diary.

Sparky
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Sparky

My plan was to take a flight. Oops.

Rt
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Rt

Plot twist: it’s a clown wearing this t-shirt

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

i could think of anything to caption.
For Engrish, how about this one?

FLIGHT

rike to tark about my new pran

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The best plans are never said aloud, buddy. You’re the worst at Scrabble!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

T-shirt recipe:

1. Random words*
2. L = R*

* or not

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! Can I also think of anything to say?

JustSomeone
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JustSomeone

That is exactly what I feel whenever someone knocks on my door to try and sell me a phone plan.

Peter
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Peter

Be right back…I need to file my FRIGHT PRAN!

Lora
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Lora

When their face is the color of this shirt, the plan is working.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

BOO. Now that I’ve terrified you, please sign over your worldly assets.

Wile E. Coyote, Genius.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

The plan for the upcoming Halloween party?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

when you fail to plan
you plan to fright

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I decided not to import a load of these shirts. They were cheap enough but the fright charges were horrendous!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫ You say fright, I say flight…. let’s call the whole plan off. ♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The new plan is to sell each of these shirts with a pair of brown pants.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I suspect this one came from the t-shirt designer’s attempt to work through writer’s block.

Marum
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Marum

UI am going for a short fright with Malaysian Airlines.

Marum
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Marum

1st alien; Do you know the earthlings have deployed nuclear weapons in space?

2nd alien; Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?

1st alien; No. They have them pointed at themselves.

Marum
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Marum

I want to die in my sleep like my dad.

Not shrieking, and screaming, and praying, like all the passengers in his aircraft.

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