Poease have fun

Poease have fun

posted on 6 Mar 2015 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amanda Rickert.
Yo-yo package instructions. Made in China. 

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J-Luke
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J-Luke

Gangsta rappers now come with instructions.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

When reading instfuction please use condom.

Biff the Understudy
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Do not use the sword to play around the Ned Stark of for any violent Game of Thrones it mightcause beheading.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Fluffed or stiffened? Now you have my attention.

Marum
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Marum

Can I just have a “Yo” please.

I have only one arm, so I don’t need two

Mineko Unabara
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Funny, I thought “stint” was the opposite of “wasting”.

Marum
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Marum

Yo Yo = two people in close proximity to one another.

Turuing = Saying farewell to someone.

NedK = Ned Kellys nickname.

Yoyostint = Your turn. (After which, it is someone else’s stint)

In a sentence: If yo and yo damage ma house during your yoyostint, it will be turu to both of you. I will use the string to give you the same fate as Ned K.
(For the non Aussies; They hung Ned Kelly)

Marum
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Marum

Do you notice, the package has too big eyes staring at you wherever you go.

Creepy,.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

o = I

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Yo!
– Utube?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

And poets rhyme the playing instrument inside the package

algernon
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algernon

Is there nothing that’s not violent nowadays

algernon
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algernon

I don’t understand

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

When the yo yo is swinging
Don’t come ringing.

Marum
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Marum

The parentals advise.

If you want parental advice – go somewhere else, round eyed monkey.

Salome
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Salome

What shall I read this long weekend? Yoyo instfuctions? Or 50 Shades of Grey?

Marum
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Marum

@Mineko. No mate, It’s “stunt”.

A stunt is a stunning —t.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: TWO not too. (Gawd!!)

markm
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markm

In the last one, “stint” was an attempt to spell “string”. They are trying to say, “Yoyo string wears out, replace it when frayed or stiffened.”

Yes, it does wear out and need replaced by the time you’ve practiced enough to become good at yo-yoing. (Google for Tommy Smithers “Yo-yo Man” to see what _really_ good is.) If you never check the string, or don’t replace it, eventually it will snap and launch a hard projectile across the room at a surprisingly high velocity. (I learned that from experience nearly 50 years ago.)

But 7 warnings!?!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

My stint has been wasting for years. A bit too late to have it fluffed or stiffened.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Yo! Yo! Punk, I got yo stint right here. C’mere and get your violent play!

EffEff
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EffEff

When the yo yo is swinging or touring, do not get your face or hair close to it the MENTAL PARTS may come loose!

timmy
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timmy

I really do try to make sure that no one is nearby when I play the yo-yo, but hey, I work in a cubicle!

timmy
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timmy

This message approved by Tom Smothers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These instructions contain a secret code devised by Alan Turuing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When the Yo Yo is swinging, that’s some interesting cello music.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Keep this yo yo away from your face while you’re eating mihnts.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

*or minhts

Jellychop
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Jellychop

These instructions make me wonder why Yo-yo never caught on as a martial art.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

And Gogo would love it!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

[Edgar Allen] Poe-ase read

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Fluff my yoyo!

Sparky
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Sparky

What comes out of the holes?

EffEff
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EffEff

“Mental parts” was a reference to another famous yoyo
https://www.engrish.com/2002/10/super-laser-yoyo/

EffEff
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EffEff

@Sparky: Baby yoyos? 🙂

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Poay (or pray) the yoyo when it is swinging or turuing . . . that it would never cause unexpected ANGER.

Lora
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Lora

But I like Yo Yo violent play. His violent play is so loverly.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Must be a big yo yo if it can hit someone so hard!

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Do not taunt Happy yo yo.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They’re really giving the auto-erotic asphyxiation crowd mixed messages here.

Yoyostint
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Yoyostint

If the yoyo get an attitude,
turu like it’s hot
turu like it’s hot
turu like it’s hot.

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

It’s just wasting away!

Halex
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Halex

Warning- Do not write warning labels whilst being hit with a yoyo

Xxa
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Xxa

Can not yoyostint if not turuing

this guy
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this guy

That last is my conversation every night.

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