Poease have fun

Poease have fun

posted on 6 Mar 2015 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amanda Rickert.
Yo-yo package instructions. Made in China. 

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J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Gangsta rappers now come with instructions.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

When reading instfuction please use condom.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Do not use the sword to play around the Ned Stark of for any violent Game of Thrones it mightcause beheading.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Fluffed or stiffened? Now you have my attention.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Can I just have a “Yo” please.

I have only one arm, so I don’t need two

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

Funny, I thought “stint” was the opposite of “wasting”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yo Yo = two people in close proximity to one another.

Turuing = Saying farewell to someone.

NedK = Ned Kellys nickname.

Yoyostint = Your turn. (After which, it is someone else’s stint)

In a sentence: If yo and yo damage ma house during your yoyostint, it will be turu to both of you. I will use the string to give you the same fate as Ned K.
(For the non Aussies; They hung Ned Kelly)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Do you notice, the package has too big eyes staring at you wherever you go.

Creepy,.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

o = I

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Yo!
– Utube?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And poets rhyme the playing instrument inside the package

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Is there nothing that’s not violent nowadays

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I don’t understand

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

When the yo yo is swinging
Don’t come ringing.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The parentals advise.

If you want parental advice – go somewhere else, round eyed monkey.

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

What shall I read this long weekend? Yoyo instfuctions? Or 50 Shades of Grey?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Mineko. No mate, It’s “stunt”.

A stunt is a stunning —t.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

EDIT: TWO not too. (Gawd!!)

markm
markm
5 years ago

In the last one, “stint” was an attempt to spell “string”. They are trying to say, “Yoyo string wears out, replace it when frayed or stiffened.”

Yes, it does wear out and need replaced by the time you’ve practiced enough to become good at yo-yoing. (Google for Tommy Smithers “Yo-yo Man” to see what _really_ good is.) If you never check the string, or don’t replace it, eventually it will snap and launch a hard projectile across the room at a surprisingly high velocity. (I learned that from experience nearly 50 years ago.)

But 7 warnings!?!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

My stint has been wasting for years. A bit too late to have it fluffed or stiffened.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Yo! Yo! Punk, I got yo stint right here. C’mere and get your violent play!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

When the yo yo is swinging or touring, do not get your face or hair close to it the MENTAL PARTS may come loose!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I really do try to make sure that no one is nearby when I play the yo-yo, but hey, I work in a cubicle!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

This message approved by Tom Smothers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

These instructions contain a secret code devised by Alan Turuing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When the Yo Yo is swinging, that’s some interesting cello music.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Keep this yo yo away from your face while you’re eating mihnts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

*or minhts

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

These instructions make me wonder why Yo-yo never caught on as a martial art.

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

And Gogo would love it!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

[Edgar Allen] Poe-ase read

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Fluff my yoyo!

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

What comes out of the holes?

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

“Mental parts” was a reference to another famous yoyo
https://www.engrish.com/2002/10/super-laser-yoyo/

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Sparky: Baby yoyos? 🙂

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Poay (or pray) the yoyo when it is swinging or turuing . . . that it would never cause unexpected ANGER.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

But I like Yo Yo violent play. His violent play is so loverly.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Must be a big yo yo if it can hit someone so hard!

Whirled One
Whirled One
5 years ago

Do not taunt Happy yo yo.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

They’re really giving the auto-erotic asphyxiation crowd mixed messages here.

Yoyostint
Yoyostint
5 years ago

If the yoyo get an attitude,
turu like it’s hot
turu like it’s hot
turu like it’s hot.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
5 years ago

It’s just wasting away!

Halex
Halex
5 years ago

Warning- Do not write warning labels whilst being hit with a yoyo

Xxa
Xxa
5 years ago

Can not yoyostint if not turuing

this guy
this guy
5 years ago

That last is my conversation every night.

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