Said the.

Said the.

posted on 11 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Rob Schorr.
Taken in Malaysia – Mandarin Orange from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It the!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

[Continued on next fruit]

algernon
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algernon

Well its all cantonese to me

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps it’s sweet

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The be continued …

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Orange you glad I.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

sweet and sour taste is sweet

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Juicy, sweet and sour sweet taste sweet sour sweet sweet sour sweet spam sweet spam sweet spam spam spam sweet spam spam spam spam spam spam spam sweet spam with some taste the .

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

These oranges, when not at home, are abroad fighting the.

Peter
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Peter

Individually wrapped for your protection and convenience.
To eat, simply remove and discard the plastic wrap, peel and eat.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

I meant to type:

Orange you glad I said the.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The speaks mandarin, not orange.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Thus said the Apple.

iLock
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iLock

That’s what she said the.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

All hail THE.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They tried to teach the orange to talk, but it was fruitless.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

For juicy sweet and spicy and also spicy taste, try the Szechuan orange.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Said the amnesiac?

Ben
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Ben

It was a rhyme in the original Chinese, but when they translated it nothing rhymed with orange.

timmy
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timmy

Abroad?
Oh I see it’s a Sarah palindrome.

alek
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alek

Voldemort !

Marum
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Marum

The time has come, the walrus said.
To speak of many things.
Of ships and seas and sealing wax, and cabbages, and kings.
Of why the sae is boiling hot, and whether pigs have

Marum
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Marum

Said the ; Ghost of Mao Tse Dung.
You’ll come a long march with me.

Lora
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Lora

Individually wrapped for your protection. You’ll only get the germs off the wrapper, not the fruit.

Marum
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Marum

Q. If you have an orange hanging from each ear, what is happening?

A. You have the worlds biggest zucchini in your mouth.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon (0406)

If you like we can ship whole Cantonesers of oranges. After all; We are already the greatest bullshippers in the world.

tadchem
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tadchem

There used to be a ‘game’ that involved taking olf sayings and leaving off the last bit. My favorite was ‘A rose, by any other name, would smell.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And approved this message.

Sparky
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Sparky

Wouldn’t mind a broad right now.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Talk about overpackaging.

Marum
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Marum

@tadchem. Or: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

Marum
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Marum

Fruits are very loyal.
They never leave their mates behind. 👿

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Sparky: You’ll have to make some orangement. 😉

combat_rock
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combat_rock

I wanted to test the validity of these claims, but couldn’t get the orange through customs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@tadchem: One swallow doesn’t.

Ostratego
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Ostratego

BUT WHO WAS THE???

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

What the . . . just eat the.

kioku
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kioku

It tastes good alone, at home, abroad… is it just me or is this gift really a hint that they don’t want me around them anymore.

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

That’s what the said? Really?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

“‘But he was very stiff and proud:
He said, “You needn’t shout so loud!”
And he was very proud and stiff:
He said “I’d go and wake them, if —”
I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
I went to wake them up myself.
And when I found the door was locked,
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.
And when I found the door was shut,
I tried to turn the handle, but—'”
-Alice In Wonderland

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That’s what the said.

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