Said the.

Said the.

posted on 11 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Rob Schorr.
Taken in Malaysia – Mandarin Orange from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It the!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

[Continued on next fruit]

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well its all cantonese to me

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps it’s sweet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The be continued …

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Orange you glad I.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

sweet and sour taste is sweet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Juicy, sweet and sour sweet taste sweet sour sweet sweet sour sweet spam sweet spam sweet spam spam spam sweet spam spam spam spam spam spam spam sweet spam with some taste the .

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

These oranges, when not at home, are abroad fighting the.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Individually wrapped for your protection and convenience.
To eat, simply remove and discard the plastic wrap, peel and eat.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I meant to type:

Orange you glad I said the.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The speaks mandarin, not orange.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Thus said the Apple.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

That’s what she said the.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

All hail THE.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They tried to teach the orange to talk, but it was fruitless.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

For juicy sweet and spicy and also spicy taste, try the Szechuan orange.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Said the amnesiac?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It was a rhyme in the original Chinese, but when they translated it nothing rhymed with orange.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Abroad?
Oh I see it’s a Sarah palindrome.

alek
alek
6 years ago

Voldemort !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The time has come, the walrus said.
To speak of many things.
Of ships and seas and sealing wax, and cabbages, and kings.
Of why the sae is boiling hot, and whether pigs have

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Said the ; Ghost of Mao Tse Dung.
You’ll come a long march with me.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Individually wrapped for your protection. You’ll only get the germs off the wrapper, not the fruit.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. If you have an orange hanging from each ear, what is happening?

A. You have the worlds biggest zucchini in your mouth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon (0406)

If you like we can ship whole Cantonesers of oranges. After all; We are already the greatest bullshippers in the world.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

There used to be a ‘game’ that involved taking olf sayings and leaving off the last bit. My favorite was ‘A rose, by any other name, would smell.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

And approved this message.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Wouldn’t mind a broad right now.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Talk about overpackaging.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@tadchem. Or: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Fruits are very loyal.
They never leave their mates behind. 👿

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ Sparky: You’ll have to make some orangement. 😉

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

I wanted to test the validity of these claims, but couldn’t get the orange through customs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@tadchem: One swallow doesn’t.

Ostratego
Ostratego
6 years ago

BUT WHO WAS THE???

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

What the . . . just eat the.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

It tastes good alone, at home, abroad… is it just me or is this gift really a hint that they don’t want me around them anymore.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

That’s what the said? Really?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

“‘But he was very stiff and proud:
He said, “You needn’t shout so loud!”
And he was very proud and stiff:
He said “I’d go and wake them, if —”
I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
I went to wake them up myself.
And when I found the door was locked,
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.
And when I found the door was shut,
I tried to turn the handle, but—'”
-Alice In Wonderland

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

That’s what the said.

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