Photo courtesy of Rob Schorr.
Taken in Malaysia – Mandarin Orange from China.
[Continued on next fruit]
Well its all cantonese to me
Perhaps it’s sweet
The be continued …
Orange you glad I.
sweet and sour taste is sweet
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These oranges, when not at home, are abroad fighting the.
Individually wrapped for your protection and convenience.
To eat, simply remove and discard the plastic wrap, peel and eat.
I meant to type:
Orange you glad I said the.
The speaks mandarin, not orange.
Thus said the Apple.
That’s what she said the.
All hail THE.
They tried to teach the orange to talk, but it was fruitless.
For juicy sweet and spicy and also spicy taste, try the Szechuan orange.
Said the amnesiac?
It was a rhyme in the original Chinese, but when they translated it nothing rhymed with orange.
Oh I see it’s a Sarah palindrome.
The time has come, the walrus said.
To speak of many things.
Of ships and seas and sealing wax, and cabbages, and kings.
Of why the sae is boiling hot, and whether pigs have
Said the ; Ghost of Mao Tse Dung.
You’ll come a long march with me.
Individually wrapped for your protection. You’ll only get the germs off the wrapper, not the fruit.
Q. If you have an orange hanging from each ear, what is happening?
A. You have the worlds biggest zucchini in your mouth.
If you like we can ship whole Cantonesers of oranges. After all; We are already the greatest bullshippers in the world.
There used to be a ‘game’ that involved taking olf sayings and leaving off the last bit. My favorite was ‘A rose, by any other name, would smell.”
And approved this message.
Wouldn’t mind a broad right now.
Talk about overpackaging.
@tadchem. Or: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.
Fruits are very loyal.
They never leave their mates behind. 👿
@ Sparky: You’ll have to make some orangement. 😉
I wanted to test the validity of these claims, but couldn’t get the orange through customs.
@tadchem: One swallow doesn’t.
BUT WHO WAS THE???
What the . . . just eat the.
It tastes good alone, at home, abroad… is it just me or is this gift really a hint that they don’t want me around them anymore.
That’s what the said? Really?
“‘But he was very stiff and proud:
He said, “You needn’t shout so loud!”
And he was very proud and stiff:
He said “I’d go and wake them, if —”
I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
I went to wake them up myself.
And when I found the door was locked,
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.
And when I found the door was shut,
I tried to turn the handle, but—'”
-Alice In Wonderland
That’s what the said.