She watches over all

She watches over all

posted on 4 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Marcus M.
Found in Shenzhen, China.  
Chinese says: “Mona Lisa sanitary baths”

 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

That explains her smile

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Gandalf defends the toilet. “You shall not piss!”

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Loofah

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Depends on the shape

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Original picture by Da Win Chi

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Her eyes follow you around the bathroom.

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

They do say no matter which angle you look at her, she is looking at you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

‘The Last Supper that grapefruit denies’ is on the second floor

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

As opposed to the Mona Lisa parking lot attendant.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

After the Battle of Bath, Mona Lisa was canonized and Da Vinci was commissioned by the Pope to paint a picture of her.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

We will fight them in the locker room.
We will fight in showers, we will fight in the tubs.
We will never stop smiling.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Big Brother is watching you.
Mona Lisa is Wang Ching you!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

She smiles ever so slightly as she kicks your butt outta the place for not rinsing off in the shower first.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

They have a strict Da Vinci Code of conduct there.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

You’ll draw a hot bath or else!

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

They may have confused her with Moaning Myrtle.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

In fairness, baths weren’t as popular in Renaissance Italy.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Who made Lisa mona?

TS
TS
5 years ago

As well as an artist’s model, Mona Lisa was a litigator for bath-houses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Must be something like the bathroom scene with Jack and dead woman from ‘The Shining’ …

coffeebot
5 years ago

keep it clean!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
This may explain why.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Mona Lisa has to watch over people in a bath house? Well, as she once said in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon:
“I can tell you chaps one thing, it’s not always easy to hold this smile.”

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Dry off as soon as you get out, or you might catch the Da Vinci Cold!

RT
RT
5 years ago

“why so serious?”

-mona lisa

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Your possessions protected by bad reproductions of the Mona Lisa.

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

At least she doesn’t defend the Ba’ath Party.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Saright mate she’s armless.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Come back and fight you coward! It’s only a flesh-wound.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT (0423) That is because she is stalk, staring, crazy.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
5 years ago

The bath needs no defense

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

‘The Scream’ that defend shower

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

^As seen in Psycho.

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