She watches over all

She watches over all

posted on 4 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Marcus M.
Found in Shenzhen, China.  
Chinese says: “Mona Lisa sanitary baths”

 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That explains her smile

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Gandalf defends the toilet. “You shall not piss!”

algernon
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algernon

Loofah

algernon
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algernon

Depends on the shape

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Original picture by Da Win Chi

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Her eyes follow you around the bathroom.

Tong
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Tong

They do say no matter which angle you look at her, she is looking at you!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘The Last Supper that grapefruit denies’ is on the second floor

jjhitt
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jjhitt

As opposed to the Mona Lisa parking lot attendant.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After the Battle of Bath, Mona Lisa was canonized and Da Vinci was commissioned by the Pope to paint a picture of her.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We will fight them in the locker room.
We will fight in showers, we will fight in the tubs.
We will never stop smiling.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Big Brother is watching you.
Mona Lisa is Wang Ching you!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

She smiles ever so slightly as she kicks your butt outta the place for not rinsing off in the shower first.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

They have a strict Da Vinci Code of conduct there.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

You’ll draw a hot bath or else!

Chris
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Chris

They may have confused her with Moaning Myrtle.

Classic Steve
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In fairness, baths weren’t as popular in Renaissance Italy.

Sparky
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Sparky

Who made Lisa mona?

TS
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TS

As well as an artist’s model, Mona Lisa was a litigator for bath-houses.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Must be something like the bathroom scene with Jack and dead woman from ‘The Shining’ …

coffeebot
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keep it clean!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
This may explain why.

Lora
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Lora

Mona Lisa has to watch over people in a bath house? Well, as she once said in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon:
“I can tell you chaps one thing, it’s not always easy to hold this smile.”

Lora
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Lora

Dry off as soon as you get out, or you might catch the Da Vinci Cold!

RT
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RT

“why so serious?”

-mona lisa

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Your possessions protected by bad reproductions of the Mona Lisa.

Mineko Unabara
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At least she doesn’t defend the Ba’ath Party.

Marum
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Marum

Saright mate she’s armless.

Marum
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Marum

Come back and fight you coward! It’s only a flesh-wound.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT (0423) That is because she is stalk, staring, crazy.

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

The bath needs no defense

iLock
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iLock

‘The Scream’ that defend shower

iLock
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iLock

^As seen in Psycho.

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