Photo courtesy of Marcus M.
Found in Shenzhen, China.
Chinese says: “Mona Lisa sanitary baths”
That explains her smile
Gandalf defends the toilet. “You shall not piss!”
Depends on the shape
Original picture by Da Win Chi
Her eyes follow you around the bathroom.
They do say no matter which angle you look at her, she is looking at you!
‘The Last Supper that grapefruit denies’ is on the second floor
As opposed to the Mona Lisa parking lot attendant.
After the Battle of Bath, Mona Lisa was canonized and Da Vinci was commissioned by the Pope to paint a picture of her.
We will fight them in the locker room.
We will fight in showers, we will fight in the tubs.
We will never stop smiling.
Big Brother is watching you.
Mona Lisa is Wang Ching you!
She smiles ever so slightly as she kicks your butt outta the place for not rinsing off in the shower first.
They have a strict Da Vinci Code of conduct there.
You’ll draw a hot bath or else!
They may have confused her with Moaning Myrtle.
In fairness, baths weren’t as popular in Renaissance Italy.
Who made Lisa mona?
As well as an artist’s model, Mona Lisa was a litigator for bath-houses.
Must be something like the bathroom scene with Jack and dead woman from ‘The Shining’ …
keep it clean!
Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
This may explain why.
Mona Lisa has to watch over people in a bath house? Well, as she once said in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon:
“I can tell you chaps one thing, it’s not always easy to hold this smile.”
Dry off as soon as you get out, or you might catch the Da Vinci Cold!
“why so serious?”
Your possessions protected by bad reproductions of the Mona Lisa.
At least she doesn’t defend the Ba’ath Party.
Saright mate she’s armless.
Come back and fight you coward! It’s only a flesh-wound.
@DnT (0423) That is because she is stalk, staring, crazy.
The bath needs no defense
‘The Scream’ that defend shower
^As seen in Psycho.