Sheatfish have a tough life though…

Sheatfish have a tough life though…

posted on 17 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Are you sure it’s a sheatfish

algernon
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algernon

Well it could be chicken they’re known to be pretty foul

Peter
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Peter

If you are a sheatfish, don’t be rude and unreasonable, lest you end up fried and on a plate.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sheatfish must be what they use for crap meat.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“I’ll have the sheatfish.”
“Like hell you will!”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sometimes being rude is the most reasonable thing you can do.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t sheat, fish!

JimS
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JimS

Sounds delicious!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t order the eel, it’s downright aggressive!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The least offensive meals they have are carp or grouse.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you think the meals are bad, wait till you meet the staff!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A Fish Called Wonder

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! I don’t understand what this fish says. It only speaks French fries!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sheatfish is served with a large amount of sauce.

DrLex
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DrLex

Not entirely unexpected, with a name like that…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Perfect qualifications to work for the TSA.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Don’t crap your hands, sweetie.
– But my fish is full of sheat, Mommy!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

They probably only serve this at a certain time of the month…

Chris
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Chris

Ahh, sheat.

timmy
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timmy

Hey look! They have a dish named after Hillary Clinton!

timmy
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timmy

I often act rude and unreasonable when I’m three sheats to the wind.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

New at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Sheatfish that DESERVES to be eaten.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

The Sheathfish is ruining my appetite.

Classic Steve
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Must’ve looked at the wrong definition of “fresh.”

szk
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szk

From the same sheatty place as the Chicken

Filboid
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Filboid

Must be Orange Roughy.

Filboid
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Filboid

Or Orange Ruffian…

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Still a lot more preferable than the Polite and Reasonable Shitfish

Marum
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Marum

No wonder they killed the bastard.

Marum
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Marum

If you think the fish is sheat, you should try our crap.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Okay guys, who left the sheatfish hanging with those chickens?

Marum
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Marum

I guess you would be rude and unreasonable too, if some dickhead had stuck a fishhook in your mouth.

Marum
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Marum

If you upset OUR fish, you will end up battered, long before they do.

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

Please be kind to shear fish. It have bad day.

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

(I meant shear fish!)

Sirpaulfan
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Sirpaulfan

Never mind. I meant what it says in the picture. Stupid spell changer.

Mark
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Mark

…gets job as a doctors receptionist

EffEff
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EffEff

The sheetfish still have trouble making a wooden cross burn underwater.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

This must be a menu item at Sam Wo Restaurant.

(Sam Wo was a restaurant in San Francisco’s Chinatown that was famous for, among other things, employing the man who some consider to be the world’s rudest waiter.)

Hideyoshi
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Hideyoshi

As seen on Kitchen Nightmares.

ed
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ed

Sheetfish have it too good nowadays. I remember when they were downright neighbourly

Alph the Fox
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Alph the Fox

I am very glad it’s getting eaten. Whoever tried to catch that sheatfish is very brave.

bzbscot
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bzbscot

Comes with a large wooden spoon, just in case.

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