Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing, China.
Are you sure it’s a sheatfish
Well it could be chicken they’re known to be pretty foul
If you are a sheatfish, don’t be rude and unreasonable, lest you end up fried and on a plate.
Sheatfish must be what they use for crap meat.
“I’ll have the sheatfish.”
“Like hell you will!”
Sometimes being rude is the most reasonable thing you can do.
Don’t sheat, fish!
Don’t order the eel, it’s downright aggressive!
The least offensive meals they have are carp or grouse.
If you think the meals are bad, wait till you meet the staff!
A Fish Called Wonder
– Waiter! I don’t understand what this fish says. It only speaks French fries!
Sheatfish is served with a large amount of sauce.
Not entirely unexpected, with a name like that…
Perfect qualifications to work for the TSA.
– Don’t crap your hands, sweetie.
– But my fish is full of sheat, Mommy!
They probably only serve this at a certain time of the month…
Hey look! They have a dish named after Hillary Clinton!
I often act rude and unreasonable when I’m three sheats to the wind.
New at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Sheatfish that DESERVES to be eaten.
The Sheathfish is ruining my appetite.
Must’ve looked at the wrong definition of “fresh.”
From the same sheatty place as the Chicken
Must be Orange Roughy.
Or Orange Ruffian…
Still a lot more preferable than the Polite and Reasonable Shitfish
No wonder they killed the bastard.
If you think the fish is sheat, you should try our crap.
Okay guys, who left the sheatfish hanging with those chickens?
I guess you would be rude and unreasonable too, if some dickhead had stuck a fishhook in your mouth.
If you upset OUR fish, you will end up battered, long before they do.
Please be kind to shear fish. It have bad day.
(I meant shear fish!)
Never mind. I meant what it says in the picture. Stupid spell changer.
…gets job as a doctors receptionist
The sheetfish still have trouble making a wooden cross burn underwater.
This must be a menu item at Sam Wo Restaurant.
(Sam Wo was a restaurant in San Francisco’s Chinatown that was famous for, among other things, employing the man who some consider to be the world’s rudest waiter.)
As seen on Kitchen Nightmares.
Sheetfish have it too good nowadays. I remember when they were downright neighbourly
I am very glad it’s getting eaten. Whoever tried to catch that sheatfish is very brave.
Comes with a large wooden spoon, just in case.