Sheatfish have a tough life though…

Sheatfish have a tough life though…

posted on 17 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Are you sure it’s a sheatfish

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well it could be chicken they’re known to be pretty foul

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

If you are a sheatfish, don’t be rude and unreasonable, lest you end up fried and on a plate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sheatfish must be what they use for crap meat.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“I’ll have the sheatfish.”
“Like hell you will!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sometimes being rude is the most reasonable thing you can do.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t sheat, fish!

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Sounds delicious!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t order the eel, it’s downright aggressive!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The least offensive meals they have are carp or grouse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you think the meals are bad, wait till you meet the staff!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

A Fish Called Wonder

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! I don’t understand what this fish says. It only speaks French fries!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sheatfish is served with a large amount of sauce.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Not entirely unexpected, with a name like that…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Perfect qualifications to work for the TSA.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Don’t crap your hands, sweetie.
– But my fish is full of sheat, Mommy!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

They probably only serve this at a certain time of the month…

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Ahh, sheat.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Hey look! They have a dish named after Hillary Clinton!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I often act rude and unreasonable when I’m three sheats to the wind.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

New at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Sheatfish that DESERVES to be eaten.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

The Sheathfish is ruining my appetite.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Must’ve looked at the wrong definition of “fresh.”

szk
szk
6 years ago

From the same sheatty place as the Chicken

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Must be Orange Roughy.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Or Orange Ruffian…

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Still a lot more preferable than the Polite and Reasonable Shitfish

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

No wonder they killed the bastard.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you think the fish is sheat, you should try our crap.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Okay guys, who left the sheatfish hanging with those chickens?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I guess you would be rude and unreasonable too, if some dickhead had stuck a fishhook in your mouth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you upset OUR fish, you will end up battered, long before they do.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Please be kind to shear fish. It have bad day.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

(I meant shear fish!)

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Never mind. I meant what it says in the picture. Stupid spell changer.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

…gets job as a doctors receptionist

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

The sheetfish still have trouble making a wooden cross burn underwater.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

This must be a menu item at Sam Wo Restaurant.

(Sam Wo was a restaurant in San Francisco’s Chinatown that was famous for, among other things, employing the man who some consider to be the world’s rudest waiter.)

Hideyoshi
Hideyoshi
5 years ago

As seen on Kitchen Nightmares.

ed
ed
5 years ago

Sheetfish have it too good nowadays. I remember when they were downright neighbourly

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

I am very glad it’s getting eaten. Whoever tried to catch that sheatfish is very brave.

bzbscot
bzbscot
5 years ago

Comes with a large wooden spoon, just in case.

Kitten
Kitten
8 months ago

This stuff tastes like sheat!

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