Thanksgiving house calls extra…

Thanksgiving house calls extra…

posted on 27 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Emergency stuffing and gravy available.

Photo courtesy of Tom Sherman.

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algernon
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algernon

I always like my bird with a fine tune-up

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

To Serve Turkey, I mean Man

algernon
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algernon

How are they with wild goose

algernon
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algernon

We cover all the bastes

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Our best service: Roast In Pieces

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If Batman can have a Batmobile, then Turkeyman can have a Turkeymobile. They all need tune-ups now and then.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Turkey in China?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Turkeys on sail at better price from big saleboat. Make sure let others catch wind of it.

Enclave
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We sale turkey, you buy turkey! You eat turkey, we service turkey! What? Turkey is INSIDE you? Well, then we service YOU!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I took mine in for minor tune up and they gave me a real stuffing.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t fall for the cranberry sauce up grade. It’s just red Jello with Some Skittles in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

We can also make a miss steak

iLock
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iLock

Tastings & Bastings

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Just check the oil and rotate the giblets, thanks.

iLock
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iLock

Looks like a couple of thumbs down trolls decided to show
up today.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

Looks like your dressing is a quart low, you need a wingtip alignment and there’s a factory recall on your giblets.

Chris
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Chris

@iLock: It might just be a glitch in the software causing the “thumbs down” votes.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Nhan Dac Gay Turk?

Classic Steve
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@Chris: I could believe it if not for the fact that we go from two thumbs down to one to none.

Biff the Understudy
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@Classic Steve: Johnny Red-thumb has a short attention span.

Biff the Understudy
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“What do I have to do to get you into a turkey today?”

Sparky
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Sparky

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

Don’t let them talk you into buying the extended service plan!

Biff the Understudy
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I just love that “new turkey smell.”

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Eating and Cooling Technician

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I wouldn’t recommend them; last time I took my turkey there for a gravy change they didn’t change the filter and the drain plug wasn’t fully tightened.

EffEff
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EffEff

Do they also pump up too-small turkeys?

Marum
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Marum

I’d rather service the lady who stuffed the turkey.

Airrider
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Airrider

Just make sure you take it in regularly, have you seen how much a replacement drumstick costs?

TS
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TS

We’ll baste your turkey while you wait, if you know what I mean…

TS
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TS

You can’t trust these guys, you can go in with just a faulty drumstick and they’ll tell you you need to overhaul your pope’s nose and recondition your giblets and rip you off, it’s all gravy to them.

Biff the Understudy
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@Marum: I’d rather stuff the lady who serviced the turkey.

Tim
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Tim

While I usually don’t mind buying refurbished products, I think I’ll draw the line at refurbished roast turkey.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

My turkey doesn’t really want to be serviced anymore, now that he’s been roasted.

Yukiko
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Yukiko

Great job for getting both the English and Vietnamese wrong.

ed
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ed

I wish I had known about their service guarantee before buying my turkey.

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