Thanksgiving house calls extra…

Thanksgiving house calls extra…

posted on 27 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Emergency stuffing and gravy available.

Photo courtesy of Tom Sherman.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I always like my bird with a fine tune-up

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

To Serve Turkey, I mean Man

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

How are they with wild goose

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

We cover all the bastes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Our best service: Roast In Pieces

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If Batman can have a Batmobile, then Turkeyman can have a Turkeymobile. They all need tune-ups now and then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Turkey in China?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Turkeys on sail at better price from big saleboat. Make sure let others catch wind of it.

Enclave
5 years ago

We sale turkey, you buy turkey! You eat turkey, we service turkey! What? Turkey is INSIDE you? Well, then we service YOU!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I took mine in for minor tune up and they gave me a real stuffing.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Don’t fall for the cranberry sauce up grade. It’s just red Jello with Some Skittles in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

We can also make a miss steak

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Tastings & Bastings

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Just check the oil and rotate the giblets, thanks.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Looks like a couple of thumbs down trolls decided to show
up today.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

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jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Looks like your dressing is a quart low, you need a wingtip alignment and there’s a factory recall on your giblets.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

@iLock: It might just be a glitch in the software causing the “thumbs down” votes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Nhan Dac Gay Turk?

Classic Steve
5 years ago

@Chris: I could believe it if not for the fact that we go from two thumbs down to one to none.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

@Classic Steve: Johnny Red-thumb has a short attention span.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

“What do I have to do to get you into a turkey today?”

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
5 years ago

Don’t let them talk you into buying the extended service plan!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

I just love that “new turkey smell.”

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Eating and Cooling Technician

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I wouldn’t recommend them; last time I took my turkey there for a gravy change they didn’t change the filter and the drain plug wasn’t fully tightened.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Do they also pump up too-small turkeys?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’d rather service the lady who stuffed the turkey.

Airrider
Airrider
5 years ago

Just make sure you take it in regularly, have you seen how much a replacement drumstick costs?

TS
TS
5 years ago

We’ll baste your turkey while you wait, if you know what I mean…

TS
TS
5 years ago

You can’t trust these guys, you can go in with just a faulty drumstick and they’ll tell you you need to overhaul your pope’s nose and recondition your giblets and rip you off, it’s all gravy to them.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

@Marum: I’d rather stuff the lady who serviced the turkey.

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

While I usually don’t mind buying refurbished products, I think I’ll draw the line at refurbished roast turkey.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

My turkey doesn’t really want to be serviced anymore, now that he’s been roasted.

Yukiko
Yukiko
5 years ago

Great job for getting both the English and Vietnamese wrong.

ed
ed
5 years ago

I wish I had known about their service guarantee before buying my turkey.

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