It’s a trap!
Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in a Shenzhen, China hotel.
The yellow hand bill is a kung-fu master.
Hey people! Stop opening that f—ing door!
Must be the yellow handbill then
So the door leads where
Only for ‘Draft Republic of China’
DO NOT BIG PEOPLE
I present a draft in your general direction.
Fall into trap to cheat–
This is the reason my Wife says I can’t go to massage parlors.
I’m a mouse and I say thank you!
♫ She was a street tripper. One way handbill, yeah. ♫
And that is why you do not big toilet, it is a trap to cheat that you can fall into
People present draft. This building is drafty.
Carefully street trip, or get a ticket.
I’d like to buy a trip ticket to Carefully Street, and don’t try to cheat me!
So can I get a draft beer here or what?
This could have been worse (or better for us Engrish-lovers). The Chinese word for ‘yellow’ they used here can also mean ‘pornographic’.
Is it cold in here? probably just the draft.
We all cheat and defend. haaaa.
Eat not of the yellow handbill glasshoppel.
@Dr Lex. Interesting. I know the basis of pictorial writing. Ie house ,home, etc. all have the same basic stem that looks somewhat like a house as kids draw one.
However, the mind boggles. What basic stem character represents a prostitute, prostitution, etc.?
@FB. Nein mein Herr, noch ein Pilsner.
The people present the draft of improving livelihood in China to the Communist Party but they were trapped and cheated to fall in prison with their yellow handbill
I’m here to talk about the draft….
They got a buildin’ down in New York City called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get tripped, trapped, cheated, handbilled, defended and
Oh, I’m afraid the yellow handbill will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
@Huu Yuu: The army recruiting centre disguised as a hotel is drafty. (Does China even have conscription?)
I’d rather have the yellow handbill than the pink slip.
People present draft, old ladies run a mile
Some people present draft. Other people past final.
CAUTION: In case of a really bad trip, carefully trip over a regular street trip ticket, not over the yellow handbill people.
And as I puzzled over the cryptic message, too late I caught from the corner of my eye a goon with a sap. I awoke in a police station, with the area police chief asking “Nasty lump, Mr. Marlowe. Why did you really come to Shenzhen?”
Follow carefully street trip ticket the yellow handbill brick road…toothpaste
grass chicken files evening concrete
Carefully trip on this acid dude…ticket yellow handbill.
I can’t even foot properly talk mouse…just have a good time and be safe.