This is why I don’t carefully street trip…

This is why I don’t carefully street trip…

posted on 16 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s a trap!

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in a Shenzhen, China hotel. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The yellow hand bill is a kung-fu master.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey people! Stop opening that f—ing door!

algernon
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algernon

Must be the yellow handbill then

algernon
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algernon

So the door leads where

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Only for ‘Draft Republic of China’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

DO NOT BIG PEOPLE

timmy
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timmy

I present a draft in your general direction.

timmy
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timmy

Fall into trap to cheat–
This is the reason my Wife says I can’t go to massage parlors.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m a mouse and I say thank you!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ She was a street tripper. One way handbill, yeah. ♫

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

And that is why you do not big toilet, it is a trap to cheat that you can fall into

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

People present draft. This building is drafty.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Carefully street trip, or get a ticket.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’d like to buy a trip ticket to Carefully Street, and don’t try to cheat me!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

So can I get a draft beer here or what?

DrLex
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DrLex

This could have been worse (or better for us Engrish-lovers). The Chinese word for ‘yellow’ they used here can also mean ‘pornographic’.

Sparky
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Sparky

Is it cold in here? probably just the draft.

Sparky
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Sparky

We all cheat and defend. haaaa.

Marum
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Marum

Eat not of the yellow handbill glasshoppel.

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex. Interesting. I know the basis of pictorial writing. Ie house ,home, etc. all have the same basic stem that looks somewhat like a house as kids draw one.

However, the mind boggles. What basic stem character represents a prostitute, prostitution, etc.?

Marum
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Marum

@FB. Nein mein Herr, noch ein Pilsner.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The people present the draft of improving livelihood in China to the Communist Party but they were trapped and cheated to fall in prison with their yellow handbill

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m here to talk about the draft….
They got a buildin’ down in New York City called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get tripped, trapped, cheated, handbilled, defended and
Selected!

Palpatine
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Palpatine

Oh, I’m afraid the yellow handbill will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Huu Yuu: The army recruiting centre disguised as a hotel is drafty. (Does China even have conscription?)

Mineko Unabara
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I’d rather have the yellow handbill than the pink slip.

Mark
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Mark

People present draft, old ladies run a mile

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Some people present draft. Other people past final.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: In case of a really bad trip, carefully trip over a regular street trip ticket, not over the yellow handbill people.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

And as I puzzled over the cryptic message, too late I caught from the corner of my eye a goon with a sap. I awoke in a police station, with the area police chief asking “Nasty lump, Mr. Marlowe. Why did you really come to Shenzhen?”

iLock
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iLock

Follow carefully street trip ticket the yellow handbill brick road…toothpaste
grass chicken files evening concrete

iLock
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iLock

Carefully trip on this acid dude…ticket yellow handbill.
I can’t even foot properly talk mouse…just have a good time and be safe.

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