This is why I don’t carefully street trip…

This is why I don’t carefully street trip…

posted on 16 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s a trap!

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in a Shenzhen, China hotel. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The yellow hand bill is a kung-fu master.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey people! Stop opening that f—ing door!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be the yellow handbill then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So the door leads where

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Only for ‘Draft Republic of China’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

DO NOT BIG PEOPLE

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I present a draft in your general direction.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Fall into trap to cheat–
This is the reason my Wife says I can’t go to massage parlors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m a mouse and I say thank you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ She was a street tripper. One way handbill, yeah. ♫

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

And that is why you do not big toilet, it is a trap to cheat that you can fall into

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

People present draft. This building is drafty.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Carefully street trip, or get a ticket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’d like to buy a trip ticket to Carefully Street, and don’t try to cheat me!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

So can I get a draft beer here or what?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This could have been worse (or better for us Engrish-lovers). The Chinese word for ‘yellow’ they used here can also mean ‘pornographic’.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Is it cold in here? probably just the draft.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

We all cheat and defend. haaaa.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Eat not of the yellow handbill glasshoppel.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. Interesting. I know the basis of pictorial writing. Ie house ,home, etc. all have the same basic stem that looks somewhat like a house as kids draw one.

However, the mind boggles. What basic stem character represents a prostitute, prostitution, etc.?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@FB. Nein mein Herr, noch ein Pilsner.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The people present the draft of improving livelihood in China to the Communist Party but they were trapped and cheated to fall in prison with their yellow handbill

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m here to talk about the draft….
They got a buildin’ down in New York City called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get tripped, trapped, cheated, handbilled, defended and
Selected!

Palpatine
Palpatine
6 years ago

Oh, I’m afraid the yellow handbill will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu: The army recruiting centre disguised as a hotel is drafty. (Does China even have conscription?)

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

I’d rather have the yellow handbill than the pink slip.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

People present draft, old ladies run a mile

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Some people present draft. Other people past final.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: In case of a really bad trip, carefully trip over a regular street trip ticket, not over the yellow handbill people.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And as I puzzled over the cryptic message, too late I caught from the corner of my eye a goon with a sap. I awoke in a police station, with the area police chief asking “Nasty lump, Mr. Marlowe. Why did you really come to Shenzhen?”

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Follow carefully street trip ticket the yellow handbill brick road…toothpaste
grass chicken files evening concrete

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Carefully trip on this acid dude…ticket yellow handbill.
I can’t even foot properly talk mouse…just have a good time and be safe.

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