What was his GMAT score?

What was his GMAT score?

posted on 23 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angie Wilkerson.
Found in Shanghai restaurant menu.  

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algernon
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algernon

I can’t believe its not pork

algernon
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algernon

Not sure I can stomach

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If it’s a driving test I want to watch the parallel porking.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Clinical trial for genetically engineered pork.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I wonder if the pork will bork its test

timmy
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timmy

Sort of like pork in beans, but smarter.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The pork must be allergic. It keeps breaking out in rashers.

timmy
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timmy

You say you want an “A” on the test?
Start porking!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I hope they’re not testing it’s acting ability. It’s a real ham!

Ben
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Ben

You got a C. That’ll do, pig; that’ll do.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Pork in testing…. We will have to wait to see if it grade A meat.

DrLex
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DrLex

Waiter! There’s a fly in my pork.
– That’s because it’s pre-release pork, sir. It still has some bugs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: 😆

PeeBee
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PeeBee

We were going to cheat on the test, but somebody squealed.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

GMAT = Gourmet Meat Appetitive Test?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I think he has the chops to succeed.

iLock
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iLock

“I’m not sure if she’ll pass on the fitness test”
“Yeah, the poork thing looks shattered, already seems like dead meat!”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sorry. I thought you were talking about the GCSE in UK.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Sorry, Charlie. We want pork that tastes good, not pork with good taste.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Eat our pork-in-training. It’s almost as good at the real thing.

Classic Steve
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That actually sounds more appetizing than pork intestine. Maybe they did it on purpose.

tadchem
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tadchem

Can I have the Meadow Muffins for dessert with my Beef Offal?
And chips, of course!

Marum
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Marum

Chinese Sauerkraut is fusion cuisine from the restaurant of the German Chinese Adolph Wong.

The food is great, but an hour later, you are hungry for power.

Marum
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Marum

The pig is a very strange animal.

It has to be killed before it can be “cured”.

Lora
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Lora

Beef Offal? How awful!
(seriously, offal is basically the guts of a butchered animal)

Marum
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Marum

LORA!. Also kidneys, liver, tripe (stomach), heart, brains, sweetbreads.

Bon appetite my love. 😕

Marum
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Marum

NO! Sweetbreads are not the Bull’s nuts.

Marum
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Marum

Although Goat’s penis is supposed to be good for you. 👿

tai fu
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tai fu

It’s one step up from the GOAT test

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Apparently the menu is in public beta.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Luckily it isn’t pork in testes. That would be really offal!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

1, 2, 3, Pork, 1, 2, 3 Pork. Is this thing on?

timmy
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timmy

@Ben–NOW thats FUNNY!

Airrider
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Airrider

It’s still in alpha, but we’ve got a stable chicken build to tide you over in the meantime…

this guy
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this guy

I’ll give the pork a try, I hear the beef is just offal.

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