What was his GMAT score?

What was his GMAT score?

posted on 23 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angie Wilkerson.
Found in Shanghai restaurant menu.  

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I can’t believe its not pork

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Not sure I can stomach

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If it’s a driving test I want to watch the parallel porking.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Clinical trial for genetically engineered pork.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I wonder if the pork will bork its test

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Sort of like pork in beans, but smarter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The pork must be allergic. It keeps breaking out in rashers.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

You say you want an “A” on the test?
Start porking!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I hope they’re not testing it’s acting ability. It’s a real ham!

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

You got a C. That’ll do, pig; that’ll do.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Pork in testing…. We will have to wait to see if it grade A meat.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Waiter! There’s a fly in my pork.
– That’s because it’s pre-release pork, sir. It still has some bugs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@DrLex: 😆

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

We were going to cheat on the test, but somebody squealed.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

GMAT = Gourmet Meat Appetitive Test?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

I think he has the chops to succeed.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

“I’m not sure if she’ll pass on the fitness test”
“Yeah, the poork thing looks shattered, already seems like dead meat!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Sorry. I thought you were talking about the GCSE in UK.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Sorry, Charlie. We want pork that tastes good, not pork with good taste.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Eat our pork-in-training. It’s almost as good at the real thing.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

That actually sounds more appetizing than pork intestine. Maybe they did it on purpose.

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Can I have the Meadow Muffins for dessert with my Beef Offal?
And chips, of course!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Chinese Sauerkraut is fusion cuisine from the restaurant of the German Chinese Adolph Wong.

The food is great, but an hour later, you are hungry for power.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The pig is a very strange animal.

It has to be killed before it can be “cured”.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Beef Offal? How awful!
(seriously, offal is basically the guts of a butchered animal)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

LORA!. Also kidneys, liver, tripe (stomach), heart, brains, sweetbreads.

Bon appetite my love. 😕

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

NO! Sweetbreads are not the Bull’s nuts.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Although Goat’s penis is supposed to be good for you. 👿

tai fu
tai fu
5 years ago

It’s one step up from the GOAT test

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Apparently the menu is in public beta.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Luckily it isn’t pork in testes. That would be really offal!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

1, 2, 3, Pork, 1, 2, 3 Pork. Is this thing on?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

@Ben–NOW thats FUNNY!

Airrider
Airrider
5 years ago

It’s still in alpha, but we’ve got a stable chicken build to tide you over in the meantime…

this guy
this guy
5 years ago

I’ll give the pork a try, I hear the beef is just offal.

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