You can wash it but not bake it

You can wash it but not bake it

posted on 2 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Diane. 
Found on a shirt from Japan.  

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Instructions for laundering money? Make sure you get a clean getaway.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

You can’t bake the universe. Only the Big Bang can do that.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Therearetoomanyinstructionsforthisshirt

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be universal

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Sprain hands lightly while facepalming to these instructions

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Wash carefully very carefully

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

It’s so hard to find a shady and cool place to air the universe!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Honey, I shrunk the universe.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

So wait, you can wash with the hand-water, but not in water-wash. What’s the difference?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Add us on Spacebook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t eat a baked universe, it’ll give you asteroids.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Make sure to air the ordinary universe after washing it. Don’t worry, you can’t bake the universe so you can leave in the (must be gigantic) dryer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Can wash?
– Can’t wash!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Can’t bleach the universe. That would ruin all the dark matter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When the low temperature is whole and hot, your floorcloth is in an alternate universe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This shirt is weird; it has spiral arms.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

What are you washing glasses?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

At least I can still sprain lightly with hands,
my wife will be glad to hear that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Bro, do you even press?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Shortly after the Big Bang, everything was hydrogen. Then the rinse cycle began.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The low temperature is hot. The high temperature is fusion.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

OK, I have dehydrated myself by not drinking any water for two days, and am now lying flat in a shady and cool place. Now what?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Can wash with water under 30 degrees, but cannot wash with water! It is a law of the non-baked universe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It’s a proof Galaxy S must be waterproof

TS
TS
5 years ago

I prefer my universe deep-fried.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Extract from the “Idiots Guide to Mess Up the Universe”

Angryeyes
Angryeyes
5 years ago

You can’t have your universe and bake it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I loved that book, “The Laundromat At the End Of the Universe”.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Don’t tell me what can’t be done!

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

You can’t bake the universe?
Then why all the comparisons to cosmic expansion being like raisins spreading out in a loaf of rising bread?

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Instructions are half-baked.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If The washing-machine can’t water wash.

IT’S F—EN ULYSSES

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sorry Stephen Hawking, you’re wrong.

The universe is actually a giant washing machine.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu. Vere is dis big bang comrade?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When I hand wash my thing in water of 30F, it turns blue and shrinks up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The Creation Myth of the Garment Care tribe.

tai fu
tai fu
5 years ago

You will be baked, and there will be cake.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu You have to consult the laws of physics!

Auntie
Auntie
5 years ago

100% Engrish of the highest order!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Isn’t Can’t Bake the Universe a Green Day song?

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

I didn’t realise the universe came with care instructions.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Turn that thermostat down, are you trying to bake the whole universe?!

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

Dehydrated universe, just add water.

RT
RT
5 years ago

now char-broiling on the other hand…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

So much Engrish, so little time.

I'm Japanese
I'm Japanese
5 years ago

Even Japanese texts are weird on it. Some of them don’t make sense. So I assume it’s Changrish rather than Jangrish. And well, also #chapanese

Will Pitts
5 years ago

So does this rule out making an apple pie from scratch?

(Obscure joke. Google it.)

coffeebot
5 years ago

the universe WAS smelling a little musty

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Stephenhawkingabriefhistoryoflaundry.

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

The last 2 lines the spacebar totally quits.

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