As long as it is past-your-eyes

As long as it is past-your-eyes

posted on 5 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jolene Bestbier.
Found in South Africa. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sounds like a gas-tronomic delight.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not butt.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

It’s best when between the buns.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Sounds like a Mexican delicacy…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

For those who are cracktose intolerant.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

From the makers of Country Crack.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

High in flavour, low in Cholesterol, low in decibel… Easy to spread!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I tried it, and it was awful.
I’ll stick to my high fart spread thank you very much.

Bad noise
Bad noise
6 years ago

This is what my girlfriend needs.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Complete with lumps

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Has a nice hum to it

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Silent but deadly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s the one to spread before you cut the cheese.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought this is only available at Cracker Barrel

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

buttler – a person who consumes low fart spread

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a light spread but you don’t have to light it.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

I had to return mine! It was too runny.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say “medium fat spread”. Is that a thing?

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Adjust your choke to get a wider fart spread.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

It would be better if it were Old Fart Low Fart Spread

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Do you spread this on your butt to achieve low farts? I’m confused.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Googled OLE and it comes up with :
Object Linking and Embedding is a proprietary technology developed by Microsoft that allows embedding and linking to documents and other objects.

What that means:
The low fart spread will be linked and embedded in your arss permanently until Microsoft comes up with a newer version.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well. If they can invent the burpless cucumber.

I guess they can invent the fartless artichoke.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ole = ¡Qué interpretación más maravillosa!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Marvellously done!

What more can one say?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Perfect for crop dusting.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Helps the flatus to slip under the radar — SBD — Olé!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The Beano of the spread world.

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

Best when prepared in a Dutch oven.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’ll just have Cafe Ole

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Not suitable for children under farty

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Is it just me, or is there a package of cheese on the bottom right labelled “Rancid”?

RT
RT
6 years ago

well, i AM all about dat bass

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse:
“Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say ‘medium fat spread’. Is that a thing?”
It is NOW, seemingly..!.and please keep the serious jazz to a minimum. These people have their reputations to think about!
(I’m dying, here!! Love it! 🙂

huangxin
huangxin
6 years ago

hah. make sure it could decline fart spread?

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

And I suppose it’s also low crap, um . . . low carb, too?

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