Careful with that shan there buddy.

Careful with that shan there buddy.

posted on 4 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

If hair blood calls, I’m not in…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Warnick.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No good for the grey

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

shan on the back must be turtle

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Bleed long and prosper.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

My Rich field is full of eels.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The potherb mustard made me want to try to cuddle fish.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

So many contradictions. Potherbs says you can eat cuttlefish, but Leveeticus says no.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Siir-fried cuttlefish is only available at knight.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

“Rich Eel, Poor Eel” is a sequel to Robert Kiyosaki’s bestseller “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you have Brokeback Mountain (Shan), you’d better expect your rear living to explode.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

The hair blood might be prosperous, but this menu is preposterous.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

always a big fan of bean gu. Powerful stuff.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Mr Shan is a martyr eel of ISIS.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

“Rich field eels with egg” — Now that would put some edge on the Easter egg hunt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like to order Siir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Look Mommy, I’m living to explode!
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.*ka-blam*

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I just love Greek food.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I thought my lover was going to explode.

But it was all a shan. 🙁

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

After the pot herb, the Cuttlefish was like, gone, man.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

“The hair blood is prosperous”, so you think you can go around tricking people to eat fried lice? You sick, dude.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

Yes.It’s sure to be easier to carry the shan on the back. Just not on mine.

I also like flied lice. It’s the reason I’m living.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Mr., can I substitute my over-fried cuttlefish with field eel? Oh, and is the potherb organic?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

The eels are so rich that they can afford to live in aquaformed habitats in fields.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Rich field eels require lots of fertilizer and watering, don’t they?

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

After exploding the shan, the sparerib sure was steamed! But what can I say, it’s is my life.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Hair blood wishing you a phosphorous new year!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Too rich for my taste. Especially the field eels and hair blood.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you think I’m living to explode, well shan yu!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Field eels? We call them snakes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sawteed — I like that spelling better than the original.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

See the cuttlefish do the Sawteed slied. It’s a great dance act.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Shan on you, shame on me

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

Qwert
Qwert
6 years ago

You should have seen it when the fit hit the shan.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Are these dishes, or Kung Fu moves?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@BIff: The Adventures of Potherb Mustard, kung-fu drug enforcement agent.

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