Careful with that shan there buddy.

Careful with that shan there buddy.

posted on 4 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

If hair blood calls, I’m not in…

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algernon
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algernon

No good for the grey

algernon
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algernon

shan on the back must be turtle

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Bleed long and prosper.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

My Rich field is full of eels.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The potherb mustard made me want to try to cuddle fish.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

So many contradictions. Potherbs says you can eat cuttlefish, but Leveeticus says no.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Siir-fried cuttlefish is only available at knight.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

“Rich Eel, Poor Eel” is a sequel to Robert Kiyosaki’s bestseller “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When you have Brokeback Mountain (Shan), you’d better expect your rear living to explode.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

The hair blood might be prosperous, but this menu is preposterous.

Sparky
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Sparky

always a big fan of bean gu. Powerful stuff.

Tong
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Tong

Mr Shan is a martyr eel of ISIS.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

“Rich field eels with egg” — Now that would put some edge on the Easter egg hunt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like to order Siir?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look Mommy, I’m living to explode!
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.*ka-blam*

Marum
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Marum

I just love Greek food.

Marum
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Marum

I thought my lover was going to explode.

But it was all a shan. 🙁

Marum
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Marum

After the pot herb, the Cuttlefish was like, gone, man.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“The hair blood is prosperous”, so you think you can go around tricking people to eat fried lice? You sick, dude.

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

Yes.It’s sure to be easier to carry the shan on the back. Just not on mine.

I also like flied lice. It’s the reason I’m living.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Mr., can I substitute my over-fried cuttlefish with field eel? Oh, and is the potherb organic?

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

The eels are so rich that they can afford to live in aquaformed habitats in fields.

Airrider
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Airrider

Rich field eels require lots of fertilizer and watering, don’t they?

combat_rock
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combat_rock

After exploding the shan, the sparerib sure was steamed! But what can I say, it’s is my life.

Filboid
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Filboid

Hair blood wishing you a phosphorous new year!

Jack
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Jack

Too rich for my taste. Especially the field eels and hair blood.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you think I’m living to explode, well shan yu!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Field eels? We call them snakes.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sawteed — I like that spelling better than the original.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

See the cuttlefish do the Sawteed slied. It’s a great dance act.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Shan on you, shame on me

tankero
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tankero

I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

Qwert
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Qwert

You should have seen it when the fit hit the shan.

Biff the Understudy
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Are these dishes, or Kung Fu moves?

EffEff
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EffEff

@BIff: The Adventures of Potherb Mustard, kung-fu drug enforcement agent.

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