I LOVE protecting people.

I LOVE protecting people.

posted on 3 Apr 2015 in Instructions

I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Brings a new meaning to looking up your leg

algernon
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algernon

I can see he’s excited

J-Luke
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J-Luke

V900 seems to enjoy what he sees.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I had a feeling someone was looking at my back door!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

GSM probably stands for Gotta See Muff…

timmy
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timmy

At my age, I sure hope he has a zoom lens.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Pei Ping Tom brand.

timmy
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timmy

“She walked into the smoke filled room, her eyes red from crying, and said she was looking for a guy named v900.”
” Excuse me, are you a private eye?” She said.
“Yeah, I’m a private dick,” I said looking her up and down.” “What can I do for you?”
“It’s about my husband…..”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So that’s what they use to get those upskirt photos!

alek
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alek

404 engrish not found

Jack
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Jack

Let’s take it slow, V900. I barely even know you yet

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hey V900. You think I should see a doctor about this?”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

V900, go spurt your blue stuff somewhere else.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Username: user
Password: password

jjhitt
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jjhitt

HAL V900 Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and take your shirt off.

Conventi
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Conventi

I thought German wonder weapons ended with the V2.

iLock
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iLock

SYSTEM IS STARING

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s not the 1.4 version, it’s the PER version.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

User manual AKA the Camera Sutra.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It’s the N.S.A.’s new mascot.

Classic Steve
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I think I know what the V stands for.

JimS
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JimS

Well, at least they’re up front about it.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

He can see you porking too.

Biff the Understudy
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Or, you can upgrade to the T-1000 which will invade your house and stab your private areas.

Biff the Understudy
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I’ll stick with ceiling cat, kthxbye.

Marum
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Marum

A megabyte is millions of tiny bites.

Marum
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Marum

An eye on one’s private areas, is probably less exciting than a tongue.

Marum
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Marum

Is this what they mean by “Action Cam”?

combat_rock
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combat_rock

His mouth may be smiling, but those are the eye of a camera that has seen some things, man.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cam on, baby!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

At my age, this thing wouldn’t generate enough revenue to pay for itself, even if it were given away.

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Watch for the _Best of Voyeur 900_ video series on DVD and Blu-Ray! Coming soon to a fine adult bookstore near you.

RT
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RT

2029: the human resistance sends back a V900
he is programmed to protect young john conner…

…’s private parts so he doesn’t get a STD from that hooker he’s going to bang

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It looks a bit big to be putting in your pants…

Airrider
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Airrider

This seems a little too complex, can I just buy a cup?

EffEff
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EffEff

The world’s first peeping tom robot.

Chuck
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Chuck

Here’s looking at your kid !

Chuck
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Chuck

Santa orders these things by the thousand !

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

Sorry NSA, I already have X-box one for that.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: No p*ssing (on the remote camera)

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