Its a warm and cozy place

Its a warm and cozy place

posted on 11 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Oh, you’ll never want to leave…

Photo courtesy of Bob O’Brien.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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algernon
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algernon

Or a pregnant pause

algernon
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algernon

They play a lot of Marvin Gaye

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The staff are at your cervix.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you order scrambled eggs they’ll kick you in the nuts.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

After nine months they cancel your membership and kick you out.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Are you old enough to get your kicks in there?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

It’s usually located in a condominium.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They won’t let any Tom, Dick or Harry through the door, just Dick.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

And if you have too much to drink, why not sleep it off at our sister establishment — TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB hotel.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I’ll have womb, sausage, eggs and womb. That hasn’t got MUCH womb in it.

Silly Uncle Willy
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Go to your womb, young man!

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Glad they have a balcony. I prefer a womb with a view.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Favorite place of Womb Rider

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mini child is made at here!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

This isn’t really Engrish at all. The Womb nightclub in Tokyo is a fairly famous nightclub that has been the setting for some films. Club Womb in South Korea similarly hosts live music and is a pretty happening scene.

Ben
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Ben

It’s a deeply spiritual place. Every time I leave I feel like I’m born again.

Marum
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Marum

Ask not for womb the bell tolls.

tadchem
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tadchem

Please don’t block the door. There’s a guy in line behind you who also wants in.

Marum
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Marum

ACCESS TO THE WOMB HAS BEEN BLOCKED UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE.

A wicked old witch from the Rhone,
Cursed a nubile young harlot named Joan,
But the men weren’t amused,
Au contraire they were bruised,
For they found she’d been blocked up with stone.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. Plagiarised from Anon.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy? Am I from Hollywomb?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Somebody set us up the womb

Patti Curry
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Patti Curry

Can I get some napkins? I think my water just broke!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Kim Jong Un favourite hangout place.

Patti Curry
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Patti Curry

Only for sperm we invite welcome! Prohibit patronage offer for 0 or older. As well strict limitedly weight

kioku
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kioku

This isn’t Engrish I believe. There is a real club in Tokyo called that. I don’t go to clubs.. in fact I’d so uncomfortable in that sort of situation, but when I was there there was another exchange student with me who did go and told us about it.

Classic Steve
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Who writes it out that many times in various styles, besides a violent maniac?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Beware, for after visiting once, you’ll feel compelled to check it out often.

Lora
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Lora

This place is great! it’s got a big heated pool, and I have it all to myself.

Marum
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Marum

@kioku. Right! I didn’t inhale either! 👿

Marum
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Marum

They tell me, you have to be under 12, to enter

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

@Marum

No.

Live music. As in bands and singers and popular artists.

iLock
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iLock

Last time I stayed here, nobody had cleaned the womb!
I think there were bed bugs in there or something too.

JimS
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JimS

Does anyone know where this “Womb” place is?

Marum
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Marum

The Wimbles of Wombleton.

Marum
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Marum

Last time I tried to get in there, after 10 minutes I suffered severe spasms.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I had to have my scotch neat last time I was there. Their water had broken.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

(Of COURSE it’s Engrish! Unless “womb” actually means something else in another language. Just because it’s real doesn’t mean it’s not funny.)

Especially favored by failures to launch.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Not far from the BABY Cafe, I guess.

Casey83
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Casey83

Not exactly where I want to go to be born again.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I always order twin coffee in that beautiful C-section.

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