Oh, you’ll never want to leave…
Photo courtesy of Bob O’Brien.
Found in Busan, South Korea.
Or a pregnant pause
They play a lot of Marvin Gaye
The staff are at your cervix.
If you order scrambled eggs they’ll kick you in the nuts.
After nine months they cancel your membership and kick you out.
Are you old enough to get your kicks in there?
It’s usually located in a condominium.
They won’t let any Tom, Dick or Harry through the door, just Dick.
And if you have too much to drink, why not sleep it off at our sister establishment — TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB hotel.
I’ll have womb, sausage, eggs and womb. That hasn’t got MUCH womb in it.
Go to your womb, young man!
Glad they have a balcony. I prefer a womb with a view.
Favorite place of Womb Rider
Mini child is made at here!
This isn’t really Engrish at all. The Womb nightclub in Tokyo is a fairly famous nightclub that has been the setting for some films. Club Womb in South Korea similarly hosts live music and is a pretty happening scene.
It’s a deeply spiritual place. Every time I leave I feel like I’m born again.
Ask not for womb the bell tolls.
Please don’t block the door. There’s a guy in line behind you who also wants in.
ACCESS TO THE WOMB HAS BEEN BLOCKED UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE.
A wicked old witch from the Rhone,
Cursed a nubile young harlot named Joan,
But the men weren’t amused,
Au contraire they were bruised,
For they found she’d been blocked up with stone.
BTW. Plagiarised from Anon.
– Mommy? Am I from Hollywomb?
Somebody set us up the womb
Can I get some napkins? I think my water just broke!
Kim Jong Un favourite hangout place.
Only for sperm we invite welcome! Prohibit patronage offer for 0 or older. As well strict limitedly weight
This isn’t Engrish I believe. There is a real club in Tokyo called that. I don’t go to clubs.. in fact I’d so uncomfortable in that sort of situation, but when I was there there was another exchange student with me who did go and told us about it.
Who writes it out that many times in various styles, besides a violent maniac?
Beware, for after visiting once, you’ll feel compelled to check it out often.
This place is great! it’s got a big heated pool, and I have it all to myself.
@kioku. Right! I didn’t inhale either! 👿
They tell me, you have to be under 12, to enter
Live music. As in bands and singers and popular artists.
Last time I stayed here, nobody had cleaned the womb!
I think there were bed bugs in there or something too.
Does anyone know where this “Womb” place is?
The Wimbles of Wombleton.
Last time I tried to get in there, after 10 minutes I suffered severe spasms.
I had to have my scotch neat last time I was there. Their water had broken.
(Of COURSE it’s Engrish! Unless “womb” actually means something else in another language. Just because it’s real doesn’t mean it’s not funny.)
Especially favored by failures to launch.
Not far from the BABY Cafe, I guess.
Not exactly where I want to go to be born again.
I always order twin coffee in that beautiful C-section.