Its a warm and cozy place

Its a warm and cozy place

posted on 11 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Oh, you’ll never want to leave…

Photo courtesy of Bob O’Brien.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Or a pregnant pause

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

They play a lot of Marvin Gaye

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The staff are at your cervix.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you order scrambled eggs they’ll kick you in the nuts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

After nine months they cancel your membership and kick you out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Are you old enough to get your kicks in there?

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

It’s usually located in a condominium.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They won’t let any Tom, Dick or Harry through the door, just Dick.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

And if you have too much to drink, why not sleep it off at our sister establishment — TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB TOMB hotel.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

I’ll have womb, sausage, eggs and womb. That hasn’t got MUCH womb in it.

Silly Uncle Willy
5 years ago

Go to your womb, young man!

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Glad they have a balcony. I prefer a womb with a view.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Favorite place of Womb Rider

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mini child is made at here!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

This isn’t really Engrish at all. The Womb nightclub in Tokyo is a fairly famous nightclub that has been the setting for some films. Club Womb in South Korea similarly hosts live music and is a pretty happening scene.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

It’s a deeply spiritual place. Every time I leave I feel like I’m born again.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Ask not for womb the bell tolls.

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Please don’t block the door. There’s a guy in line behind you who also wants in.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

ACCESS TO THE WOMB HAS BEEN BLOCKED UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE.

A wicked old witch from the Rhone,
Cursed a nubile young harlot named Joan,
But the men weren’t amused,
Au contraire they were bruised,
For they found she’d been blocked up with stone.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BTW. Plagiarised from Anon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy? Am I from Hollywomb?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Somebody set us up the womb

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

Can I get some napkins? I think my water just broke!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Kim Jong Un favourite hangout place.

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

Only for sperm we invite welcome! Prohibit patronage offer for 0 or older. As well strict limitedly weight

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

This isn’t Engrish I believe. There is a real club in Tokyo called that. I don’t go to clubs.. in fact I’d so uncomfortable in that sort of situation, but when I was there there was another exchange student with me who did go and told us about it.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Who writes it out that many times in various styles, besides a violent maniac?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Beware, for after visiting once, you’ll feel compelled to check it out often.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

This place is great! it’s got a big heated pool, and I have it all to myself.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@kioku. Right! I didn’t inhale either! 👿

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

They tell me, you have to be under 12, to enter

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

@Marum

No.

Live music. As in bands and singers and popular artists.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Last time I stayed here, nobody had cleaned the womb!
I think there were bed bugs in there or something too.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Does anyone know where this “Womb” place is?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The Wimbles of Wombleton.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Last time I tried to get in there, after 10 minutes I suffered severe spasms.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I had to have my scotch neat last time I was there. Their water had broken.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

(Of COURSE it’s Engrish! Unless “womb” actually means something else in another language. Just because it’s real doesn’t mean it’s not funny.)

Especially favored by failures to launch.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Not far from the BABY Cafe, I guess.

Casey83
Casey83
5 years ago

Not exactly where I want to go to be born again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I always order twin coffee in that beautiful C-section.

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