No shirt, no shoes, no meat sauce.

No shirt, no shoes, no meat sauce.

posted on 17 Apr 2015 in Menus

It went with my tie…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca A. Siegel.
Found at restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This is obviously a man of great taste when it comes to fashion.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Some people will wear anything

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So this is where Lady Gaga gets her outfits.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So the omelet said to the vicar

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The roasted meat sauce looked fine on him but the cranberry sauce was a missteak.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Umm… the crab didn’t do anything in that soup, did it? 😕

Conventi
Conventi
5 years ago

A Beefsteak. End of Story.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

… and that’s why I’m in jail.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The steamed egg custard has a relationship with soy sauce in a brothel.

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

The raw soy broth just made me look fat!

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

Hey waiter! There’s a crab in my soup!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I wore my heart on my sleeve.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Is this a menu or a signed confession?

coffeebot
5 years ago

I remember every detail: the Germans wore gray, you wore meat sauce.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

The translator has meat sauce on his shirt and egg on his face.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A chicken is to the crepe susette, such as a crab is to the omelette

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I understand the problem with the meat sauce.

I once had a waiter that cack-handed too.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Menu, or script for the upcoming Japanese-American soap opera about foodstuffs: Wonton Love, starring an eccentric but charming beefsteak and a lovely egg family with a tragic past!

TS
TS
5 years ago

♫ She wore roasted meat sauce, whoa whoa whoa, softer than pasta were her eyes…♫

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Omelet soup sprinkles: with or without crab bathwater.

ximena
ximena
5 years ago

…. and I wore my dress with the lentils on it

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Spotted in both Osaka and Kyoto. Must be a chain/
https://www.engrish.com/2014/07/a-beefsteak/

Donut-san
Donut-san
5 years ago

Excitable boy, they all said.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

I read the menu which a jaw dropped from my mouth.
It reads “A cowbeef. I wore deep fried gravy.”

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

What the? Who in the world would wear roasted meat sauce and not actual clothes!?

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

From now on, I’m referring to my roast beef as “wearing” its gravy. It just sounds so much more elegant.

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