Now our family is the right size!

Now our family is the right size!

posted on 10 Apr 2015 in Menus

My wife wants another baby. Waiter!

Photo courtesy of Taryn Bone.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

1. Take the mini child
2. Curryfully fall into water

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, what’s the taste of the child?
– Curryous!

algernon
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algernon

A nice two tone

algernon
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algernon

A pear or something large

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Served with a tot of rum?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It must be Kosher. It comes with a Jews box.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Waiter! My child has lice!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@jjhitt: If “mini child” means what I think it means, this could well be kosher. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It must be a kind of my steak

DrLex
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DrLex

A friend confirms that this is what the Japanese says, and I can confirm that the Chinese translation reads the same. So this is not really Engrish, just a very weird name for a dish…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mini child – 1.1 meters of child
Pinto child – a pint of child

Ben
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Ben

@DnT: No, it comes with a tiny lager, as all Red Dwarf fans know that only a lager can kill a curry.

Kisama-tachi
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Kisama-tachi

Not to be confused with macro-children.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Hmm…
SOY sauce….
SOYlent Green….
Patty Cake…
Rice Cake…
Hmm…

Sparky
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Sparky

Q: How do you like children?

A: Well done.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Was hoping for the Hansel and Gretel special…I guess the mini child will do.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: I was thinking they meant kid, i.e. baby goat.

Chris
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Chris

“GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Thanks for getting that one out of our collective systems, Chris.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Children are to be curried, not to be heard.

Marum
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Marum

Children! They’re delightful. Provided they’re properly boiled first.

(W.C. Fields)

iLock
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iLock

Don’t worry, the mini child is just in that Poké Ball there.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

I’m Margaret Sanger and I approved this eugenics-inspired meal.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s brown and it came from a mini child. Are you sure it’s curry?

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Can’t be Adam Curry, then — he’s like 6’5″.

Marum
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Marum

Mini Child ?

One could say: “He was cut short.”

(But I wouldn’t. I am far too polite). 😆

coffeebot
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coffeebot

I never considered having children until I went to this restaurant.

Kioku
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Kioku

To the person who said thats what it says, not quite. It says mini okosama where okosama is a specific style of kids meal. Okosama does howevet contain the kanu “ko” which means child. The rest is sort of making ig more respectful sounding. Giving that its still not the best translation they could have used but i think okosama doesnt translate well in a single english word/phraise

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Curry of mini me costs *puts finger to mouth* 1 million dollars!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Taking “I want to eat you up” to a whole new level!

RT
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RT

my wife used fertility drugs and now it’s like we’ve got an all-you-can-eat indian buffet

Marum
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Marum

@Kioku. Thanks mate. I get it now. “Hamabaagu” or “Hanabaagu”.

Not sure which spelling is correct. My Nihongo is sketchy, to non-existant

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Mini translators are very childish.

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