Now our family is the right size!

Now our family is the right size!

posted on 10 Apr 2015 in Menus

My wife wants another baby. Waiter!

Photo courtesy of Taryn Bone.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

1. Take the mini child
2. Curryfully fall into water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy, what’s the taste of the child?
– Curryous!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A nice two tone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A pear or something large

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Served with a tot of rum?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

It must be Kosher. It comes with a Jews box.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! My child has lice!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@jjhitt: If “mini child” means what I think it means, this could well be kosher. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It must be a kind of my steak

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

A friend confirms that this is what the Japanese says, and I can confirm that the Chinese translation reads the same. So this is not really Engrish, just a very weird name for a dish…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mini child – 1.1 meters of child
Pinto child – a pint of child

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

@DnT: No, it comes with a tiny lager, as all Red Dwarf fans know that only a lager can kill a curry.

Kisama-tachi
Kisama-tachi
5 years ago

Not to be confused with macro-children.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Hmm…
SOY sauce….
SOYlent Green….
Patty Cake…
Rice Cake…
Hmm…

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Q: How do you like children?

A: Well done.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Was hoping for the Hansel and Gretel special…I guess the mini child will do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@DrLex: I was thinking they meant kid, i.e. baby goat.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

“GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Thanks for getting that one out of our collective systems, Chris.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Children are to be curried, not to be heard.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Children! They’re delightful. Provided they’re properly boiled first.

(W.C. Fields)

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Don’t worry, the mini child is just in that Poké Ball there.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

I’m Margaret Sanger and I approved this eugenics-inspired meal.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s brown and it came from a mini child. Are you sure it’s curry?

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Can’t be Adam Curry, then — he’s like 6’5″.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Mini Child ?

One could say: “He was cut short.”

(But I wouldn’t. I am far too polite). 😆

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

I never considered having children until I went to this restaurant.

Kioku
Kioku
5 years ago

To the person who said thats what it says, not quite. It says mini okosama where okosama is a specific style of kids meal. Okosama does howevet contain the kanu “ko” which means child. The rest is sort of making ig more respectful sounding. Giving that its still not the best translation they could have used but i think okosama doesnt translate well in a single english word/phraise

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Curry of mini me costs *puts finger to mouth* 1 million dollars!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Taking “I want to eat you up” to a whole new level!

RT
RT
5 years ago

my wife used fertility drugs and now it’s like we’ve got an all-you-can-eat indian buffet

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Kioku. Thanks mate. I get it now. “Hamabaagu” or “Hanabaagu”.

Not sure which spelling is correct. My Nihongo is sketchy, to non-existant

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Mini translators are very childish.

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