Surprise! It doesn’t work.

Surprise! It doesn’t work.

posted on 28 Apr 2015 in Toiletries

Did I step in something?

Photo courtesy of Richard Moore.
Found in Sagamihara, Japan.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Now I understand what foot message really is

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Look at that glittering pee around the feet!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

– What’s this liquid on the floor I just stepped in?
– SURPRISE!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I always pee on my feet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Feet off!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I know feet have balls but this is getting a bit far-fetched!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Speed type: provides a firm and steady stream.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I think I’ve been to that website. 😈

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Easy & Surprise” — this is a true statement.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Maybe they mean “Peel”. You know, to remove horny.
[Like that somehow makes it better.]

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Better than sh*t faced.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Suffering from water on the knee? We have a cure!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

For the complete experience, crap your hands.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Ever feel your got that warm wet feeling when your standing.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Surprise you pee or have foot

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Urine for a big surprise!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am: Always? Even men sometimes need to pee sitting down. 😉

szk
szk
5 years ago

That’s my fetish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

How do you get a foot to pee?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

They have pink polka dotted depends for the feet, nice!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

There’s a surprise in every box, just like cereal? This gets me so excited I could pee on my foot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Peeing Tom missed the hole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! I have to peel!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

To tell you the truth, I would very much prefer “foot pee!” to “foot peel” if it’s being administered by Ramsay Bolton.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Dude, stop urinating on those potatoes and read the recipe again.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

My pig would like this – do they have hoof pee?

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

If urine line for foot pee don’t stand too close!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

A golden shower will make your feel sparkle like gold.

szk
szk
5 years ago

@Biff the understudy

“Dude, stop urinating on those potatoes and read the recipe again”

That made me laugh way more than it should have

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

But the Hand Poo! Pack is hard and expected.

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
5 years ago

Careful! That urich acid packs a punch!

RT
RT
5 years ago

and try our new toe cheese line of products!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

If you don’t like pee!, wash them in a swimming poo!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

72rd Possums do pee on their feet, when they are extremely heat stressed. Apparently they loose heat through their paws.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 7:21 am | I wish I could tell you, but unfortunately mine isn’t a foot long. 😛

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Gives your feet real sex apee!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Especially when they peel!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Marum: But they can’t Easy & Surprise!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Inside: a blister-pack of delayed-release diuretics.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Let’s hope we don’t see a Chinese menu where a meal is made with pee! pods.

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