We will tenderly misunderstand.

We will tenderly misunderstand.

posted on 6 Apr 2015 in Signs

Please miscommunicate courteously.

Photo courtesy of Matt Turner.
Found at a sports center in Toda, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m a gentle man at heart

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s the steroids

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If it takes a screaming barbarian in a loincloth to tell you to be tender and to mind your manners, you may want to switch to decaf.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If the staff don’t notice you, try communicating by jungle drum.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yo, staff! All this exercise is making me very tender.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That figures. I just got new batteries for my bullhorn.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And I’ve been working on my Tarzan yell.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Hmmph…Tarzan strong, not tender. Tarzan yell, not whisper. New jungle rules cramp Tarzan’s style. Tarzan no like.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Written by the staff.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

At least they’re honest…

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

So tender! I love the gym staffers. In their own minds, perhaps they are a white Tarzan. Anyway, very fine Engrish!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It isn’t easy to exercise when your staff is tender.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

“Tenderly crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Can it speak tender?
– Yes! I am!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Nice to meet you, please.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I, Conan the Barbarian, recommend this restaurant

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I also have a heart.

Last battle, I collected six.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Australia’s new Foreign Minister, is not much on dress-sense.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Ironically, this is better English than Tarzan ever learned.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

It spends pleasant time or it gets the h… oh, never mind. You know the drill.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hey staff! Ole!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Jack the Jock says, only you can prevent jock itch.

RT
RT
6 years ago

why is tarzan cupping his mouth so he can yell, but then expressing his thoughts IN A THOUGHT BUBBLE!?!?

jackiechanface.jpg

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ And I scream from the top of my lungs
What’s goin’ on?

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA!

Ooops! Sorry… I mean heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa ♫

TS
TS
6 years ago

“Call out me tender, call out me sweet, never let me go….”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

They’re especially fragile on casually Fridays.

Mr Lister
Mr Lister
5 years ago

“The staff isn’t good at English”? Gee, I’d never have guessed.

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

Conan commands you to be tender!

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