Basting is the key

Basting is the key

posted on 25 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

roasted-crispy-children

It takes a village to cook a child.

Photo courtesy of Emily Wilcox.
Menu found in Hong Kong. 

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Lora
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Lora

That’s one way to cope with pre-adolescents.

Sparky
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Sparky

Q: How do you like Children?

A: Well done.

algernon
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algernon

Are the children crispy before or after the spotted garoupa

algernon
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algernon

Tastes like chicken.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Sweety, even though you’ve been bad for all this time we’ll take you to a restaurant where they have a special child’s menu…

timmy
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timmy

We goin to KFC !
(krispy fu&^%’n children)

timmy
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timmy

Ok, I’ll try it, as long as it’s free range and non GMO.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s why they’re called small fry.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmmm … Children on the corn!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Better call the vice squad, someone’s stuffing kids!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I spotted Grandpa!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Darling? What are children and chicken doing in the kitchen?
– Barking!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

kid: Mom, can I play with Johnny?
mom: Sure, you can play with your meal.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– And now, dear boils and grills …

Peter
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Peter

Effective, tasty way of ridding those noisy, annoying little morons ^_^

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

The Chinese failed to realize that “A Modest Proposal” was satire.

Marum
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Marum

I like to garoupa da ladies.

Marum
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Marum

Woody Allen’s latest movie.

HEY HONEY I R—TED THE KIDS.

Marum
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Marum

I, W.C. Fields approve of this menu.

Lora
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Lora

Kids these days expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter. So let’s hand the kids on a silver platter instead! Muhahaha!

tadchem
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tadchem

This is our Children’s Menu.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I remember a “The Far Side” cartoon where two angry parents tell an embarrassed witch, “We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

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