Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

posted on 21 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Oh good, they have the Kung Pao Prozac!

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Found in China.  

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sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

WHY do we medicate it? Well, if we didn’t MEDICATE IT….you’d have to hunt it down and CATCH it before you eat it!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The mushroom stir fry is the BEST!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you’re worried about your weight we also have a homeopathic buffet. No calories!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Try our sedative turkey! You will fall asleep REALLY fast!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Bill Cosby approves of putting date rape drugs in the food for your date.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Medicated dressing for the salad? I’ll pass!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

We found out that if we spiked our food, the sales would do that too…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mouldy? That’s penicillin!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The medication is mostly non-addictive, but there’s plenty of cold turkey at the end of the bar.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Another innovation by Monsanto? 🙄

DECMATH
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DECMATH

Yanoda Rainforest? If not, ya will after da nature hike.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! It drugs!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fast food to go, or food to go fast?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hmmm … Cocaine or Xanax?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Drug dealers not welcome!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Medical marijuana will be charged extra.

Filboid
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Filboid

Mmmm…medical lemongrass chicken!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Prescription, please.

algernon
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algernon

Happil2 sedated

algernon
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algernon

Happily sedated

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This site sure got medicated from the food in the picture. Now it has internal server errors.

EffEff
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EffEff

Hypo-allergenic peanuts?

Marum
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Marum

Good! I don’t get the headaches anymore.

Marum
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Marum

I believe in Cultural Purism too.
I hate all races equally.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

An hour later you’re sick again.

Peter
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Peter

No thanks, I’m not sick

Tom41
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Tom41

From the people who brought you Hospital Food…

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Remember when all we feared in Chinese food was monosodium glutamate?

Alph the Fox
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Alph the Fox

ALLERGY WARNING: you will start tripping balls after consumption

Jasper Frame
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Could I have the antibiotic chicken in Claritin marinade?

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