Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

WHY do we medicate it? Well, if we didn’t MEDICATE IT….you’d have to hunt it down and CATCH it before you eat it!

The mushroom stir fry is the BEST!

If you’re worried about your weight we also have a homeopathic buffet. No calories!

Try our sedative turkey! You will fall asleep REALLY fast!

Bill Cosby approves of putting date rape drugs in the food for your date.

Medicated dressing for the salad? I’ll pass!

We found out that if we spiked our food, the sales would do that too…

Mouldy? That’s penicillin!

The medication is mostly non-addictive, but there’s plenty of cold turkey at the end of the bar.

Another innovation by Monsanto? 🙄

Yanoda Rainforest? If not, ya will after da nature hike.

– Mommy! It drugs!

Fast food to go, or food to go fast?

Hmmm … Cocaine or Xanax?

Drug dealers not welcome!

Medical marijuana will be charged extra.

Mmmm…medical lemongrass chicken!

– Waiter! Prescription, please.

Happil2 sedated

Happily sedated

This site sure got medicated from the food in the picture. Now it has internal server errors.

Hypo-allergenic peanuts?

Good! I don’t get the headaches anymore.

I believe in Cultural Purism too.
I hate all races equally.

An hour later you’re sick again.

No thanks, I’m not sick

From the people who brought you Hospital Food…

Remember when all we feared in Chinese food was monosodium glutamate?

ALLERGY WARNING: you will start tripping balls after consumption

Could I have the antibiotic chicken in Claritin marinade?