Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

posted on 21 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Oh good, they have the Kung Pao Prozac!

Photo courtesy of Megan Liu.
Found in China.  

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sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

WHY do we medicate it? Well, if we didn’t MEDICATE IT….you’d have to hunt it down and CATCH it before you eat it!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

The mushroom stir fry is the BEST!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you’re worried about your weight we also have a homeopathic buffet. No calories!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Try our sedative turkey! You will fall asleep REALLY fast!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Bill Cosby approves of putting date rape drugs in the food for your date.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Medicated dressing for the salad? I’ll pass!

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

We found out that if we spiked our food, the sales would do that too…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Mouldy? That’s penicillin!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The medication is mostly non-addictive, but there’s plenty of cold turkey at the end of the bar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Another innovation by Monsanto? 🙄

DECMATH
DECMATH
5 years ago

Yanoda Rainforest? If not, ya will after da nature hike.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! It drugs!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Fast food to go, or food to go fast?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hmmm … Cocaine or Xanax?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Drug dealers not welcome!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Medical marijuana will be charged extra.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Mmmm…medical lemongrass chicken!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! Prescription, please.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Happil2 sedated

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Happily sedated

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This site sure got medicated from the food in the picture. Now it has internal server errors.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Hypo-allergenic peanuts?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Good! I don’t get the headaches anymore.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I believe in Cultural Purism too.
I hate all races equally.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

An hour later you’re sick again.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

No thanks, I’m not sick

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

From the people who brought you Hospital Food…

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Remember when all we feared in Chinese food was monosodium glutamate?

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

ALLERGY WARNING: you will start tripping balls after consumption

Jasper Frame
5 years ago

Could I have the antibiotic chicken in Claritin marinade?

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