Coffee Life

Coffee Life

posted on 14 May 2015 in Chinglish, Containers

Do we need to call in a linguist?

Photo courtesy of VM.
Mug cup found in China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (90 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading...

33
Leave a Reply

avatar
33 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
20 Comment authors
AirriderTom41MarumtankeroRT Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
algernon
Guest
algernon

So whats that you’re doing with your bum

algernon
Guest
algernon

Make mine tea

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

This is the result of to many Irish coffees.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

starbuck is selling wicked coffee now

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Dip your wick in your own coffee! I’ll take ordinary cream in mine, not cream of sum yung gai!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Too onjt :lir for me

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

If love coffee, wick your coffee life

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Yet another reason to not try Kopi Luwak.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“We’ve secretly replaced their regular Folgers Crystals with a powerful animal tranquilizer, let’s see if they notice…”

coffeebot
Guest

Bimewick? No, just cream, please.

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

Looks like someone dictated that text while drinking coffee that was too hot…

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Coffee machine must be out of control

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

if ( COFFEE ) {
// Execute these translations if TRUE
}
else {
// Execute other translations if FALSE
}
:lir

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Did you like our coffee, :lir?
– Onjt!

wick-ed coffee
Guest
wick-ed coffee

Are they trying to emulate the sound of the espresso machine?

TS
Guest
TS

too much Bailey’s in this coffee, call for a cunning linguist!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Espresso Latte fhtagn!”

(Wildly obscure reference from ‘The Voicemail of Cthulhu’)

iLock
Guest
iLock

Nothing like a bit of bime juice in your coffee.

Breh...
Guest
Breh...

Love coffee if coffee is love.

Classic Steve
Guest

I can’t tell whether the writer had too much coffee or too little.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

@jjhitt: translates to “in his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu paces around with the jitters?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Coffee is made at beer!

Breh...
Guest
Breh...

@Seventy No beer is made at coffee… Gosh get your facts straight!

Marum
Guest
Marum

Yes sir! I too am a very cunning linguist.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I am a Wicki. Get your parts out of my coffee.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Or. I will put the ancient chinese curse on you.

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

If rove esplesso, crap your hands!

RT
Guest
RT

“jim never has a second cup of coffee at home”

tankero
Guest
tankero

There was a man from Too onjt :lir
Who love coffee like if
When asked “Love my life”
He replied “Coffee life
your coffee limewick.”

Marum
Guest
Marum

@jjhitt. When Cthulhu switches to decaf, the end of the world is nigh.

Marum
Guest
Marum

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a Chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named Lee,
Said; Yu fer coffee,
He roared; No! I like it here.

Tom41
Guest
Tom41

This coffee made the writer have a seizure on the keyboard…

Airrider
Guest
Airrider

I didn’t choose the coffee life, the coffee life chose me.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.