Coffee Life

Coffee Life

posted on 14 May 2015 in Chinglish, Containers

Do we need to call in a linguist?

Photo courtesy of VM.
Mug cup found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So whats that you’re doing with your bum

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Make mine tea

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This is the result of to many Irish coffees.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

starbuck is selling wicked coffee now

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Dip your wick in your own coffee! I’ll take ordinary cream in mine, not cream of sum yung gai!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Too onjt :lir for me

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If love coffee, wick your coffee life

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Yet another reason to not try Kopi Luwak.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“We’ve secretly replaced their regular Folgers Crystals with a powerful animal tranquilizer, let’s see if they notice…”

coffeebot
5 years ago

Bimewick? No, just cream, please.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Looks like someone dictated that text while drinking coffee that was too hot…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Coffee machine must be out of control

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

if ( COFFEE ) {
// Execute these translations if TRUE
}
else {
// Execute other translations if FALSE
}
:lir

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Did you like our coffee, :lir?
– Onjt!

wick-ed coffee
wick-ed coffee
5 years ago

Are they trying to emulate the sound of the espresso machine?

TS
TS
5 years ago

too much Bailey’s in this coffee, call for a cunning linguist!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Espresso Latte fhtagn!”

(Wildly obscure reference from ‘The Voicemail of Cthulhu’)

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Nothing like a bit of bime juice in your coffee.

Breh...
Breh...
5 years ago

Love coffee if coffee is love.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I can’t tell whether the writer had too much coffee or too little.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

@jjhitt: translates to “in his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu paces around with the jitters?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Coffee is made at beer!

Breh...
Breh...
5 years ago

@Seventy No beer is made at coffee… Gosh get your facts straight!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yes sir! I too am a very cunning linguist.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I am a Wicki. Get your parts out of my coffee.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Or. I will put the ancient chinese curse on you.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

If rove esplesso, crap your hands!

RT
RT
5 years ago

“jim never has a second cup of coffee at home”

tankero
tankero
5 years ago

There was a man from Too onjt :lir
Who love coffee like if
When asked “Love my life”
He replied “Coffee life
your coffee limewick.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt. When Cthulhu switches to decaf, the end of the world is nigh.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a Chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named Lee,
Said; Yu fer coffee,
He roared; No! I like it here.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

This coffee made the writer have a seizure on the keyboard…

Airrider
Airrider
5 years ago

I didn’t choose the coffee life, the coffee life chose me.

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