Hey whatcha cooking…ew

Hey whatcha cooking…ew

posted on 3 May 2015 in Household Items

230mm…that’s what SHE said.

Photo courtesy of Alex Dennis.
Found on the bottom of a pan.  

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algernon
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algernon

Comes complete with a sheath

algernon
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algernon

Just the thing for sausages

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I’ve never heard of a Navrang fleshlight that does not get sticky

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

With those dimensions, that IS a pencil dick!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

MFD 1214? These could be Genghis Khan’s measurements.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Something tells me this cockware has been hard for too long. It’s gone bright red!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hit it with a spoon and it goes DONG!

Tong
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Tong

Darling, it feels awkward, it is very long, but feels like a knitting needle.

timmy
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timmy

Finally, something to stop the pages from sticking together.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Maybe MFD stands for My Fabulous Dick…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cockware, thick like a worm

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No ‘DO ME’ button?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Better than a cockoo clock

It sticks the cockware on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Cook a doodle doo!

from now on, cocking will never be the same

CAUTION: Do not use with Viagra

My wife won’t be satisfied with spaghetti-like cockware

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Sum Ting Wong?
– So Thin Wang!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

NavRang – Cockware for the navel.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

that’s when Batman’s man batarang went bad!

RT
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RT

today on iron chef our contestants will make sure they work those spices into those breasts; let’s hope they give them a good rub!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I want to learn how to cock!

tadchem
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tadchem

I wouldn’t touch it.

Robert C
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Robert C

Well, you don’t want it to stick.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Droll not Troll: More like the Dog-Meat General.

iLock
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iLock

Nav rang, it was a booty call.

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