Hey whatcha cooking…ew

Comes complete with a sheath

Just the thing for sausages

I’ve never heard of a Navrang fleshlight that does not get sticky

With those dimensions, that IS a pencil dick!

MFD 1214? These could be Genghis Khan’s measurements.

Something tells me this cockware has been hard for too long. It’s gone bright red!

Hit it with a spoon and it goes DONG!

Darling, it feels awkward, it is very long, but feels like a knitting needle.

Finally, something to stop the pages from sticking together.

Maybe MFD stands for My Fabulous Dick…

Cockware, thick like a worm

No ‘DO ME’ button?

Better than a cockoo clock

It sticks the cockware on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Cook a doodle doo!

from now on, cocking will never be the same

CAUTION: Do not use with Viagra

My wife won’t be satisfied with spaghetti-like cockware

– Sum Ting Wong?
– So Thin Wang!

NavRang – Cockware for the navel.

that’s when Batman’s man batarang went bad!

today on iron chef our contestants will make sure they work those spices into those breasts; let’s hope they give them a good rub!

– Mommy! I want to learn how to cock!

I wouldn’t touch it.

Well, you don’t want it to stick.

@Droll not Troll: More like the Dog-Meat General.

Nav rang, it was a booty call.