Hotel is many things…

Hotel is many things…

posted on 31 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

stinking-thing-are-hotel

Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A putrid hotel and I thought it was the animals

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

turn off all the light, including the sun.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

So that’s why it costs an arm an a leg here; they need arms…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

No skunks allowed…

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

How do you dose a window

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I DOS on the Windows.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Motel 6, we’ll leave the stinking thing on for you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Should I dose the windows with a pane reliever?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Check carefully. That brown thing on your pillow may not be a chocolate.

GibranalNN
GibranalNN
5 years ago

So Tomorrowland is also hotel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

♪ ♫
Snot drops from noses and puddles from kittens
Dandruff that settles and stains from folks spittin’
Pets, fires, arms, explosives all tied up with string,
The hotel’s made from these and lots more stinking things.
.
Dose the window, turn the light off,
And the water, too
Remember to inform the receptionist
And then we’ll be thanking you. ♪ ♫

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

We love them all.

Don’t take any with you.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

P1. Did you fart?

P2. Of course. Do you think I smell like this normally?

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

This hotel is so stinking much fun.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yu no pay bill. We arrange it to rain dog-turds upon yu.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Receptionist! I think there might be something illegal going on in my hotel room…

Garst
5 years ago

Will you be checking out tomorrow?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Explosive Inn

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

10. Everything else is NOT the hotel.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

If you leave anything behind, we will put them in your car Truong.

RT
RT
5 years ago

after reading #8, i’m confused;

what is this, Michael Bay Presents Motel 6?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Stick to defined paths. The rest of the area is still mined.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Explosives? We don,t need no stinking explosives!

TS
TS
5 years ago

Droll Not Troll, what do you do in your spare time? lol

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@TS. While we are on the Sound of Mucous theme.
♫Claymore Mine, Claymore Mine,
Bless my homeland forever,
Explosive device may you hide and blow,
Hide and blow forever.

Claymore Mine, Claymore Mine.
Bless my homeland forever♪

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Fires and explosives make this hotel not just disgusting, but dangerous.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Hello, thing? The windows exploder in my room is over-dosed!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

My name is Hotel; for we are many.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@TS: What is this spare time of which you speak? If I had more time I’d just do more things. 😉

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Is this hotel in the part of Vietnam that was invaded by the Chinese in 1979?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Long Tom. No it is in the area invaded by the Indo Aryan tribes, in 1500 – 2000 BC.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

Help! Receptionist! My window took an overdose before departing!

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