I call this Crouching Lobe.

I call this Crouching Lobe.

posted on 4 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Lemme turn this up… now what’d you say?

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kah.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This is the specialty dish of Mike Tyson. I ear it is really good.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Put the ear lobes in non stick cockware for 20 minutes on simmer.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

When you can take the pebble from my ear

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Or how to make my steak

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I was wondering what I could use my non stick cockware for

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mr. Lee? hEY, Mr. Bruce Lee? MR. BRUCE LEEEEEE!!!???

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Probably cauliflower ears from being punched too many times

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Kung Fu means BOOT TO THE HEAD! Particularly the ears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! There’s a grasshopper in my ear!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

♫ He said, here comes the big boss, let’s get it on ♫
Huh?
I said, HERE COME THE BIG BOSS, LET’S GET IT ON
Say what?
BIG BOSS, BIG BOSS
Oh… Dave’s not here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

With the amazing new Kung Fu Ear Piece you too can hear the grasshopper at your feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

BAM! Right in the iPod!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Master, please teach me how to fight with my ears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Wax in, wax out.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@DnT: earwax, presumably

Bad noise
Bad noise
5 years ago

Is it edible?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Would you like an earing with that?

RT
RT
5 years ago

this is bruce lee, mike check one, two three, mike check one two three…

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Kung Fu Corn Cobs, only a buck an ear!

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

Oh . . . lobe, canal or drum?

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Google translates Kung Fu in Chinese to Van Gogh in Dutch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Lora: … a buck an ear? Sounds like pirate food to me. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@DrLex: You got it. (OK, it’s a Karate Kid ref, not kung fu, but what the hell.) 😛

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

WHAT???????????????

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

From ‘Kung Fu of the Lambs’

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Dreamworks are REEEALLY running out of ideas!!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As the Italian said, when asked where Rome was: It’s a buck an ear.”

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Ouch. That pierced my ears

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