I recommend going left

I recommend going left

posted on 23 May 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian.
Found in Hong Kong hotel. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t go right, the service really sucks!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Thundercats to the right

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

There is no arrow for the bathrooms

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

That’s what the Suck Ho building looks like on the inside?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

To anyone lucky enough to connect to this page: I find Firefox more successful at getting past the server issue than Safari. Hope the webmaster nails the problem soon, though. 🙄

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Somewhat ambulant

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Is that a nappy or a cup of coffee

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Man Ho Girl screw lounge or else it gets the hose again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hey Ho, Man Go!

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Tiny bubbres, man!

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

For a quicky, go left; if you go right, you’re screwed.

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

Tragedy is when I cut off my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open man ho and die.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

I recommend staying in place until the crew comes. Or the man ho, take your pick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Which way should I go? I don’t have a crue.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

The perfect place for a quickie

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

And icon on the bottom right represents Shi Ho.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT Internet Deplorer merely gave up all together

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Mineko
The death of one man is a tragedy.
The death of a million me is a statistic.
(Mao Tse Dung)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

nnnnnnnn Use at will.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum: Looks like the problem is fixed anyway. OTOH, something horrible has happened to the part of the HTML that generates emoticons! The new emoticons are almost pointless.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you lay on your back on the ramp.

YOU MAY BE RUN OVER BY A BLOODY WHEELCHAIR!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

😥

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BTW. It actually looks as if he has been cut into three pieces.

Those wheels must be sharper than they look.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Man Ho is presently closed.

Watch for the opening date.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Hey! Where’s Engrish?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

–> Man Hole

Well, that is just as bad if not worse.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Man Ho” — The call of the Happy People Pirates.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Man: You change the baby!
Woman: No, you change him!
Man: Make Wheelchair Person change him.
Wheelchair Person: But my arms are too short!
Woman: That’s better than our arms being permanently stuck to our sides.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Arrr! Tis a manly ship for manly men such as we!

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

I’m totally gung-ho on this sign.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It’s to the right we go!

Robert Coates
Robert Coates
5 years ago

Try the Velocity Bar first. You might get lucky for free.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Wow, these drinks are really…FAST!

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Jjhitt, you took what I was about to say.

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