It ain’t easy being green.

It ain’t easy being green.

posted on 16 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

She turned green with envy. Then we ate her.

Photo courtesy of Paul Cedar.
Found in Li Jiang, China. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Scrambled eggs with green people

SOYLENT GREEN!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Why is there not green eggs and ham? Do you not like green eggs and ham, Sam-i-am? Would you eat them in a boat? Would you eat them with a goat? etc etc.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The bitter melons are sour over being picked too soon.

algernon
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algernon

Shrek on toast mmmn

algernon
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algernon

Look at all the happy people

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Green people, you have the right to remain soylent.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The menu was going so well and then someone had to go and folk it up.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

These days,going green is trendy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Big Fat Cat: I guess that means the eggs are from happy chickens, then.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Waiter! I was asking for White meat, not Green.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Boogie down with the Green People.

DrLex
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DrLex

Kermit? Is that you?

Sparky
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Sparky

The Martian breakfast.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is why aliens won’t contact us.

Marum
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Marum

Well. If you kill and eat vegetarian every two days, you can be a meat eater, and have all the benefits of being a vegetarian too. 🙂

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Stir Fried Bitter Melons is a receipt developed by the Carnegie Mellon University.

Marum
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Marum

I like my melons with nipples on them.

Marum
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Marum

The RSPCA in Brissie, had to rescue a cat from some Vegans.

The were trying to feed it on a vegan diet. The poor bloody thing was so weak it could barely stand up.

(Cats are “true” carnivores. Except for “arginine” they have very little need for vegetable matter)
PS. If your cat does not get out to eat grass, feed it some cooked peas in its food.

Marum
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Marum

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named lee,
Said; Yu far coffee,
He replied; No! I like it here.

Marum
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Marum

“named” curses; bugger, bugger, bugger!.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt.
1st alien; I see the Earthlings have now deployed nuclear weapons in space.
2nd alien: Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?

1st alien: I don’t think so. They have them pointed at themselves.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see dead pepper!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people;
A peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked;
If Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people,
Where’s the peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pepper to the people!

Lora
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Lora

(The Incredible Hulk has just opened his new restaurant )
Hulk: Here your boiled eggs.
Customer: I wanted them scrambled.
Hulk: ARRGH, HULK SMASH!!*splat* There, now they scrambled.

Classic Steve
Guest

More like “Hulk mashed.”

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

No, it’s not actually Soylent Green prople; just a Chinese knock-off.

TS
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TS

Envy is the most toxic of the deadly sins.

Filboid
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Filboid

Soylents of the scrambles.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I went to use their restroom and there was no toilet people.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! I didn’t order toilet pepper and yellow people!

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

Shrek, No!

EffEff
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EffEff

Captain Kirk likes Orion slave girls.

tadchem
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tadchem

Some of my favorite foods are vegetarians.

Peter
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Peter

No wonder we have Black people, White people, Tan people and people of all colours . . . EXCEPT Green people (!!)

Marum
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Marum

@Peter. I see green people all the time.

(after the tenth Crème de Menthe.

iLock
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iLock

Are the green people not bitter about this??

Phaeton
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Phaeton

Scrambled Eggs and Soylent Green (available only on Tuesdays, while supplies last)

[google it, you juveniles]

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