It ain’t easy being green.

It ain’t easy being green.

posted on 16 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

She turned green with envy. Then we ate her.

Photo courtesy of Paul Cedar.
Found in Li Jiang, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Scrambled eggs with green people

SOYLENT GREEN!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Why is there not green eggs and ham? Do you not like green eggs and ham, Sam-i-am? Would you eat them in a boat? Would you eat them with a goat? etc etc.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The bitter melons are sour over being picked too soon.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Shrek on toast mmmn

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Look at all the happy people

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Green people, you have the right to remain soylent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The menu was going so well and then someone had to go and folk it up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

These days,going green is trendy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: I guess that means the eggs are from happy chickens, then.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Waiter! I was asking for White meat, not Green.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Boogie down with the Green People.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Kermit? Is that you?

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

The Martian breakfast.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

This is why aliens won’t contact us.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Well. If you kill and eat vegetarian every two days, you can be a meat eater, and have all the benefits of being a vegetarian too. 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Stir Fried Bitter Melons is a receipt developed by the Carnegie Mellon University.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I like my melons with nipples on them.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The RSPCA in Brissie, had to rescue a cat from some Vegans.

The were trying to feed it on a vegan diet. The poor bloody thing was so weak it could barely stand up.

(Cats are “true” carnivores. Except for “arginine” they have very little need for vegetable matter)
PS. If your cat does not get out to eat grass, feed it some cooked peas in its food.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named lee,
Said; Yu far coffee,
He replied; No! I like it here.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“named” curses; bugger, bugger, bugger!.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt.
1st alien; I see the Earthlings have now deployed nuclear weapons in space.
2nd alien: Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?

1st alien: I don’t think so. They have them pointed at themselves.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! I see dead pepper!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people;
A peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked;
If Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people,
Where’s the peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Pepper to the people!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

(The Incredible Hulk has just opened his new restaurant )
Hulk: Here your boiled eggs.
Customer: I wanted them scrambled.
Hulk: ARRGH, HULK SMASH!!*splat* There, now they scrambled.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

More like “Hulk mashed.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

No, it’s not actually Soylent Green prople; just a Chinese knock-off.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Envy is the most toxic of the deadly sins.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Soylents of the scrambles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I went to use their restroom and there was no toilet people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! I didn’t order toilet pepper and yellow people!

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
5 years ago

Shrek, No!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Captain Kirk likes Orion slave girls.

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Some of my favorite foods are vegetarians.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

No wonder we have Black people, White people, Tan people and people of all colours . . . EXCEPT Green people (!!)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Peter. I see green people all the time.

(after the tenth Crème de Menthe.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Are the green people not bitter about this??

Phaeton
Phaeton
5 years ago

Scrambled Eggs and Soylent Green (available only on Tuesdays, while supplies last)

[google it, you juveniles]

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